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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

Waffleman_ posted:

What the gently caress are you talking about.

Teeth in her vagina, it is a freakshow season.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Tenzarin posted:

Teeth in her vagina, it is a freakshow season.

I know that, but where does that assumption even come from?

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Just speculation about the new show is all.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

And you're using completely baseless speculation to judge a show that hasn't even aired? Alright then.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
This is the second time I've ever watched a show on television while it's airing. I caught the last half-season of Breaking Bad after marathoning the whole series while it was on break.

I'm only three episodes into Season 2, never watched Season 1. I'm ready for the ride, I'm excited!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Man, they didn't waste any time with shooting with cool lenses :dance:

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
This is one brave milkman.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Oh man, this is like that one episode of Invader Zim.

Waffleman_ fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Oct 9, 2014

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"It's Lucky Strike! It's good for you!"

Illuen
Feb 18, 2011

All comedy is derived from fear.
Did only one of her feet have nail polish on it? That's oddly specific.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
They're building so much suspense for something that was already in all the commercials and teasers! This doesn't seem like it's going to be very scary, but I like the period.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

^^ This episode's supposed to be 90 minutes, right? Probably just a slow burn.

Oh man, this is a cool-rear end opening! Do the other seasons have slick openings like this?

katium
Jun 26, 2006

Purrs like a kitten.
Those opening credits were ridiculously awesome.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Waffleman_ posted:

^^ This episode's supposed to be 90 minutes, right? Probably just a slow burn.

Oh man, this is a cool-rear end opening! Do the other seasons have slick openings like this?

Yeah, each season has an incredibly promising first scene.

Oh, unless you meant opening credits, in which case, also yes.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I meant more the opening credits.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

ThatPazuzu posted:

Yeah, each season has an incredibly promising first scene.
Coven's wasn't, but every other season yeah.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Coven's wasn't, but every other season yeah.

Wasn't the first scene in Coven the creation of the minotaur?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

These split screen shots are so loving cool!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

This is not a good bedside manner!

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Mmm, cherry pie (siamese) twins
:barf:

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011

Flameingblack posted:

They're building so much suspense for something that was already in all the commercials and teasers! This doesn't seem like it's going to be very scary, but I like the period.

Calling it "American Horror Story", IMO, is a bit of a misnomer. The "horror" in the series is usually of a disturbing or emotionally distressing nature. The show is one which delights in making its viewers cringe rather than horrify them in a traditional manner. It usually works very well, I think.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Oh poo poo Twisty!

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
Jesus! gently caress this.

Tlacuache
Jul 3, 2007
Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.


What kind of idiot sees that and doesn't run the hell away immediately?

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Alrighty then, some real horror
e:oh my

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

JESUS gently caress! :catstare:

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Captain Mog posted:

Calling it "American Horror Story", IMO, is a bit of a misnomer. The "horror" in the series is usually of a disturbing or emotionally distressing nature. The show is one which delights in making its viewers cringe rather than horrify them in a traditional manner. It usually works very well, I think.

I agree with you that it's more about emotionally distressing situations than anything but I wouldn't say American Horror Story is a misnomer. All the concepts are inspired by actual, American horror stories, after all.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
That is some high octane nightmare fuel. :stare:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I gotta say, I am actually really enjoying the period nature of the show. It's cool.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Who trusts clowns anyways. Always around honking their horn, killing people.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Literally The Smallest Woman In The World.

No, really.

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
I am loving the really surreal feeling of this season.

Also, German Jessica Lange :swoon:

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Tenzarin posted:

Who trusts clowns anyways. Always around honking their horn, killing people.

All clowns are serial killers or monsters.
ALL. CLOWNS.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
The cinematography is wonderful.

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
Loving this so far!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

It's only the second commercial break for the first episode and I'm already digging this so much more than Coven.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
You'll go to the mad house! And possibly see yourself there.

snuffles
Oct 7, 2007
Stars don't pay...it's on the house.:allears:

Illuen
Feb 18, 2011

All comedy is derived from fear.
I'm kind of in love with German Jessica Lange's delusions of grandeur. I'm getting shades of Norma Desmond from her.

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RichardDunn
Oct 23, 2008
Is anyone having problems with the audio? The background music is way too loud and the dialogue too low. I can barely hear what anyone's saying. I remember this problem with Coven. I've never had this issue with anything else, even Sons of Anarchy lovely montages are fine (the volume that is)

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