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CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, one of us, one of us...

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ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

Postal Parcel posted:

What accent is Bates supposed to have?

Some kind of northeastern US accent? The long "ohs" kind of remind me of the Baltimore accent.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Is that the smallest woman in the world?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Postal Parcel posted:

Is that the smallest woman in the world?

The actual world record holder, yes.

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011

Postal Parcel posted:

Is that the smallest woman in the world?

It is. And she's just as adorable in real life. I think she's some kind of goodwill ambassador.

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
Is she doing a Canadian accent?

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
Pennsylvania Dutch accent?

BloodyO
Aug 24, 2011
Was thinking Amish myself.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Bet lobster boy and the twins are the love interest.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I wonder if we're gonna get another Twisty scene or if that's it for now. We still have another half hour.

Edit: You literally cannot say the title of Ouija and have it be sinister or scary.

Waffleman_ fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Oct 9, 2014

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
So uh... Someone's going to eat that detective aren't they?

Illuen
Feb 18, 2011

All comedy is derived from fear.
Is the tall woman in red a trans woman?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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DarklyDreaming posted:

So uh... Someone's going to eat that detective aren't they?

Oh mannnn, Meep.

The supporting cast this season is seriously awesome. Anyone else watch the interview videos they did? They put one out for The Tattooed Seal, Meep, Ma Petite, and Amazon Eve.

e: Oh man, Frances Conroy's gonna be batty as gently caress this season, huh?

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
YAAAAAY! I've been waiting for her to show up!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Holy poo poo this atmosphere.

Edit: Realtalk, this just brought up memories of me going to the local fair when I was younger and being scared by the sideshow posters. drat.

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011
This is one of the most depressing things I've ever seen on television in a long time.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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DAVID BOWIE WHAT THE gently caress

Illuen
Feb 18, 2011

All comedy is derived from fear.
Wtf Life On Mars.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

David Bowie song in the mid 50s? Haha

nixar55
Jul 25, 2003

She packed my bags last night. Pre-flight. Zero hour nine a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then.
Oh God, this is all in her head, isn't it? Total Norma Desmond...

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
I love it.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
*gooble gobble*

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

TWISTYYYYYY.

Edit: The premise of Nightcrawler seems to be begging for it to be a found footage film, but it's not. Surprising restraint.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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I've never had a problem with clowns but Twisty is legit terrifying.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Twisty is gonna be in my nightmares tonight and every night for a while :ohdear:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I've never had a problem with clowns but Twisty is legit terrifying.

It's the fact that he does actual clown stuff instead of just being Jason Vorhees in clown makeup does it for me. Adds just the right amount of pathos to it.

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand

DarklyDreaming posted:

It's the fact that he does actual clown stuff instead of just being Jason Vorhees in clown makeup does it for me. Adds just the right amount of pathos to it.

You absolutely nailed it. I've been trying to put my finger on what it is about him that is so unsettling.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

DarklyDreaming posted:

It's the fact that he does actual clown stuff instead of just being Jason Vorhees in clown makeup does it for me. Adds just the right amount of pathos to it.

Wow. Yeah, that is it exactly.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

DarklyDreaming posted:

It's the fact that he does actual clown stuff instead of just being Jason Vorhees in clown makeup does it for me. Adds just the right amount of pathos to it.

Yeah, he's actually a killer clown and not just a killer in a clown costume.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Ohh man please let Evan Peters start a cult of personality this season. Why do they all have machetes. AND WHY IS TWISTY JUST CHILLING.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Illuen posted:

Is the tall woman in red a trans woman?

Yep

Oh poo poo they are going to eat him :stare:

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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This season had better loving live up to how awesome this premier is.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

That.

Was loving fantastic. Holy poo poo.

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
Well, I didn't see that coming at all.

Illuen
Feb 18, 2011

All comedy is derived from fear.
Land mine in WW2?

foxatee
Feb 27, 2010

That foxatee is always making a Piggles out of herself.
Holy poo poo. What a great premiere. I hope this pace continues because glob drat.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
Did a fine job keeping that a secret.

I would comment on how they crammed quite a bit into this first episode, but they always do that. Plus it was 90 minutes.

Mexcillent
Dec 6, 2008
Way stronger start than Coven, actually scary. I wonder what was up with that Bowie though.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Yeah that premiere ruled. I am actually really optimistic for this season after that.

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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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FIONA APPLE in 1952. It's like they're specifically picking songs for me.

e: obviously i'm going to watch this again.

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