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Big Beef City posted:wow you caught me It's not exactly a secret that you're an idiot.
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I was really surprised by how many chinese places there are in mexico. Why are there so many? Where did all these chinese people come from? then i read the treasure of the sierra madre several years later and i finally understood
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 14:33 |
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Is there a way to order real Chinese food at these places? I know big cities like NY and SF have authentic food but I live in a smaller city that has tons of takeout joints but I wanna get access to the secret menu.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 14:35 |
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Kukash posted:Is there a way to order real Chinese food at these places? I know big cities like NY and SF have authentic food but I live in a smaller city that has tons of takeout joints but I wanna get access to the secret menu. tell them you want hongshao rou over white rice. or you could make it yourself since it's wicked easy
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 14:37 |
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Kukash posted:Is there a way to order real Chinese food at these places? I know big cities like NY and SF have authentic food but I live in a smaller city that has tons of takeout joints but I wanna get access to the secret menu. Yeah, speak Chinese. Edit: ^^^^Guy above me knows how it's done. On both parts. A lot of Chinese food isn't that difficult and cooks really fast. Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Aug 31, 2014 |
# ? Aug 31, 2014 14:38 |
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Chinese food is the easiest poo poo in the world to make. Nearly every dish is some sort of fried meat, with some fried vegetables with some sugary/spicy sauce on it. Its the fast food of asian cuisine. Learn to make it yourself.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 14:43 |
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It tastes the same everywhere because its all from the same factory in Chinatown. Local differences are really just how well the chef can fry some chicken, but the sauces and directives are all shipped out from central warehouses. Its really an incredible distribution network.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 14:47 |
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FogHelmut posted:It tastes the same everywhere because its all from the same factory in Chinatown. Local differences are really just how well the chef can fry some chicken, but the sauces and directives are all shipped out from central warehouses. Its really an incredible distribution network. Man, middle America must really suck. I mean like, gently caress. No wonder they still bootleg liquor.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 14:50 |
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What sucks is that people are too afraid to eat real Chinese food so we're stuck with "dependable, consistent" American Chinese food, which is usually pretty bland and absolutely terrible for you. I'm glad I live where I do because I'm very close to a bunch of authentic Western Chinese restaurants (that unfortunately don't deliver), and I can get stuff like Chinese cucumber salad, Chinese okra, (good) mapo tofu, and a rack of lamb covered in middle eastern spices just to name a few things. Three Treasures of the Earth is loving amazing and if my girlfriend weren't deathly allergic to eggplant I would probably make it myself every god drat night.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 14:53 |
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Verisimilidude posted:What sucks is that people are too afraid to eat real Chinese food so we're stuck with "dependable, consistent" American Chinese food, which is usually pretty bland and absolutely terrible for you. I hear the part of China that borders India has some bomb rear end Indian-Chinese hybrid food that I've never seen in the US. I almost want to deal with all the bullshit that goes with visiting India and mainland China just to see what the fuss is about.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 14:55 |
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Hobohemian posted:I hear the part of China that borders India has some bomb rear end Indian-Chinese hybrid food that I've never seen in the US. I almost want to deal with all the bullshit that goes with visiting India and mainland China just to see what the fuss is about. I went to a place in Philly that did this but it was like General Tso's Chicken Tikka Masala or some poo poo.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 14:59 |
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rack of lamb in question (called Muslim lamb) This thing looks like some kind of messy primordial crustacean but it's actually a rack of lamb deep fuckin' fried and then backed with a crust of whole spices that will blow your mind.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 15:00 |
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While we're on the subject the wok this way thread in GWS is worth the by itself.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 15:01 |
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Verisimilidude posted:rack of lamb in question (called Muslim lamb) I've had better
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 15:05 |
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Big Beef City posted:Every time I get Chinese takeout lately it just keeps getting worse, and it's from different establishments, too. cannot say I disagree with you sir
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 15:28 |
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Big Beef City posted:Shut the gently caress up about thai food everyone knows thai food owns and you were the first person who ever ate it and know it inside and out and you wrap thick rice noodles around your dick and turn it into a mummy before dipping it in boiling hot pho (with tendon) and only you can order "just make it as hot as you'd eat it" from the guy because it's you. You're the one who knows a thing and no one else can appreciate it forever like you can. I miss Pittsburgh, as it's the only place I've had But yeah, chinese food? Everything these days tastes like it came hot and fresh from behind a walmart sneeze shield (plucked from the frozen food section at sams club). Cannot recall the last time I had an egg roll that was not akin to gnawing on a garden hose. Places even manage to gently caress up fried rice. FRIED loving RICE! Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Aug 31, 2014 |
# ? Aug 31, 2014 15:32 |
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Ok, I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret that you definitely don't deserve to know. If you are eating at an ethnic restaurant, and it is not filled with people of that ethnicity, you are eating at a bad restaurant.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 15:38 |
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i dunno man i have seens lots of mexicans eating in taco bell before and i don't think that is high cuisine.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 15:59 |
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Kukash posted:i dunno man i have seens lots of mexicans eating in taco bell before and i don't think that is high cuisine. in town there is literally a taco bell and a genuine mexican takeout place side by side only whites in the taco bell. the real deal is pretty good and portions are HUGE
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 16:19 |
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quote:What's the deal with American Chinese food lately? Capitalism.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 16:21 |
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Chonchon posted:Pho is vietnamese you silly twat It still tastes like poo poo. I end up ordering rice while my family devours Nguyen poo poo.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 16:44 |
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THS posted:fuckin love indian food goddamn
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whip posted:It still tastes like poo poo. I end up ordering rice while my family devours Nguyen poo poo. this is the wrongest opinion expressed in this thread
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 17:12 |
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Chonchon posted:this is the wrongest opinion expressed in this thread Actually I just hate the sour food from Southeast Asia like prahok and fish sauce. It smells and tastes like hell.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 18:42 |
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What the hell kind of Pho joint you eating at? Pho is salty. If you want you can put stuff in it but by itself it's pretty much beef broth with rice noodles. Is the white rice too much for you too? Maybe you should rinse it first to make sure that no flavor somehow stays behind.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 18:49 |
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Bugdrvr posted:What the hell kind of Pho joint you eating at? Pho is salty. If you want you can put stuff in it but by itself it's pretty much beef broth with rice noodles. I think they put garlic or something in it. My diet is steamed rice. My wife is Chinese. Every day is rice and something.
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whip posted:I think they put garlic or something in it. My diet is steamed rice. My wife is Chinese. Every day is rice and something. Your being a baby doesn't make things you don't like bad. Sweaty IT Nerd fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Aug 31, 2014 |
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whip posted:Actually I just hate the sour food from Southeast Asia like prahok and fish sauce. It smells and tastes like hell. Fish sauce isn't sour.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:38 |
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Also you have the palette of a british 3 year old, congrats
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:39 |
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ppl who have picky eating habits are the loving worst
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:41 |
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THS posted:fuckin love indian food goddamn Chonchon posted:this is the wrongest opinion expressed in this thread
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 19:59 |
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Hobohemian posted:I hear the part of China that borders India has some bomb rear end Indian-Chinese hybrid food that I've never seen in the US. I almost want to deal with all the bullshit that goes with visiting India and mainland China just to see what the fuss is about. pretty much every country has its own version of chinese food because chinese people run everywhere (also theyre mostly hated wherever they go but thats a different issue). ive honly had it a few times but indian chinese food is pretty good.
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Cream_Filling posted:pretty much every country has its own version of chinese food because chinese people run everywhere (also theyre mostly hated wherever they go but thats a different issue). ive honly had it a few times but indian chinese food is pretty good.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:23 |
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There's a restaurant near me that's a lovely Tex-Mex place run by Chinese people.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:23 |
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whip posted:Actually I just hate the sour food from Southeast Asia like prahok and fish sauce. It smells and tastes like hell.
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:25 |
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Cream_Filling posted:pretty much every country has its own version of chinese food because chinese people run everywhere (also theyre mostly hated wherever they go but thats a different issue). ive honly had it a few times but indian chinese food is pretty good. I don't think I have ever met somebody in my entire life that does not like Chinese people. It must be a white thing, because Blacks, Latinos, and Asians do not shy away from Chinese places even a tad bit. American Koreans are kind of racist though.
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Hobohemian posted:I don't think I have ever met somebody in my entire life that does not like Chinese people. It must be a white thing, because Blacks, Latinos, and Asians do not shy away from Chinese places even a tad bit. American Koreans are kind of racist though. hes talking about southeast asia, south asia, and oceania
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# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:26 |
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Effectronica posted:hes talking about southeast asia, south asia, and oceania Yeah, that would make sense. They are like Europe and have indiscriminate hate for everything not native.
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Hobohemian posted:Yeah, that would make sense. They are like Europe and have indiscriminate hate for everything not native. its more complicated than that
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Hobohemian posted:I don't think I have ever met somebody in my entire life that does not like Chinese people. It must be a white thing, because Blacks, Latinos, and Asians do not shy away from Chinese places even a tad bit. American Koreans are kind of racist though. In a lot of countries, like Indonesia, the Phillippines, Vietnam to some extent, and a bunch of others, there is a heavy historical Chinese influence and Chinese people own a lot of the businesses, financial institutions, and have a heavy presence in the media. Chinese immigrant communities also tend to be very insular, helping fellow Chinese business owners and workers a lot but shutting out others. This, combined with often poor treatment of workers of non-Chinese descent by Chinese business owners and other people (hiring natives as, say, maids or whatever), as well as the perceived appropriation of local culture by Chinese people, leads to a lot of resentment and anger towards Chinese people in general. Actually, the anti-Chinese sentiment in these areas seems, to me, similar to anti-Semitism. In some countries it's really bad. In Indonesia, for example, there's what is essentially a government-sponsored mob which commonly extorts and kills (well, "disappears") Chinese business owners.
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