Are there still bronies?

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Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

I think "an outlet for pedophilia" is a pretty rational rebuttal.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:04

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 22:22

les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

Das Boo posted:

I think "an outlet for pedophilia" is a pretty rational rebuttal.

And also a terrible pitch to investors, depending on context

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:05

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Das Boo posted:

Reminding the world a Brony punched my friend in the face.

I want to hear this story. Sincere :allears:

(not doubting you)

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:06

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Al Cowens posted:

I want to hear this story. Sincere (not doubting you)

It's come up before, so I'm prepared this time!

quote:

Ellie works for a media-based company wherein her usual job is being flown all over the US, attending cons and interviewing the VAs. She�s a cool, friendly little Latina lady and as a result, keeps in contact with a lot of the folks she interviews. One actress posted a picture of a MLP character (a head on a pike, I believe) and what I think happened was, it showed up on Ellie�s feed. She mighta clicked like for it or something. Either way, the image was attributed to Ellie. And the harassment flooded in like a little Dutch boy had lost a finger. She was swamped with hate mail, angry posts and even death threats. She contacted site administrators multiple times and would have their accounts banned, but of course they�d rereg and continue harassing her. Some posts would inform the others of which con she would be attending next and encourage the rest to follow her there.

Well, at one con (and I think this was in California), she was hanging out with the VA who started it all. The VA was naturally dumbfounded and explained she just thought the picture was funny. Ellie understood and was just as confused about the mess as the VA. Ellie then excused herself to the bathroom and went along her merry way. Now, like I said, she�s a small woman. Probably tops off at 5�1�, thereabouts. Just before she reaches the bathroom, she hears someone sharply call out to her. She turns around and something just� happens. There�s a brief flash, she realizes she�s on the ground and there�s a man in a purple shirt and brightly colored wig rushing from the scene while everyone stands around wondering what just happened. She�s helped up, asked if she�s alright and can feel blood dribbling down her face from her newly busted lip.

She returns to the VA�s table and the VA asks what happened. Ellie explains, and the VA gets royally pissed off. She writes some very pointed posts and was even willing to mention it at a panel, but Ellie begs her not to as she�s embarrassed enough about the ordeal. The incident is cited as a victory by her digital harassers and while the fervor died down after that, she was getting angry emails as recently as this year.

So that�s the story of how a friend was punched by a Brony. If it seems confusing, it is. I read what I just wrote and am confused by it. Weird poo poo. Confusing poo poo. lovely poo poo.

And then I made a comic about it:

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:12

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

lol smfh

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:14

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

we need a world war

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:26

Ivan Shitskin: Nov 29, 2002

goons are worse

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:45

smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Nonsense posted:

we need a world war

An official declaration of war shouldn't be necessary to slaughter bronies.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:52

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

hopefully it ends up better than ww2 or the bronies will end up with their own country in their ancestral homeland of mongolia and they will steal some nukes from france and then we're all hosed

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:55

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

I have some brownies left over from last night, yeah. I can bring them over if you need them.

# ? Aug 31, 2014 23:56

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Tuxedo Gin posted:

hopefully it ends up better than ww2 or the bronies will end up with their own country in their ancestral homeland of mongolia and they will steal some nukes from france and then we're all hosed

United forever in friendship and magic,
Our mighty kingdom will ever endure.
The Great Land of Equestria will live through the ages.
The dream of everypony their fortress secure.

Long live our Equestria motherland,
Built by the pony's mighty hoof.
Long live everypony, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by Luna.
Long may our rainbow flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all ponies to see.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Celestia lead us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of friendship above
And Twilight Sparkle our leader with faith in the ponies,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
-- Kingdom of Celestia National Anthem

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:03

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

im gay

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:27

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Das Boo posted:

United forever in friendship and magic,
Our mighty kingdom will ever endure.
The Great Land of Equestria will live through the ages.
The dream of everypony their fortress secure.

Long live our Equestria motherland,
Built by the pony's mighty hoof.
Long live everypony, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by Luna.
Long may our rainbow flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all ponies to see.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Celestia lead us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of friendship above
And Twilight Sparkle our leader with faith in the ponies,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
-- Kingdom of Celestia National Anthem

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:39

MechaStalin: Jun 13, 2013

Tuxedo Gin posted:

hopefully it ends up better than ww2 or the bronies will end up with their own country in their ancestral homeland of mongolia and they will steal some nukes from france and then we're all hosed

Or worse, they move to Israel and it becomes even more shrill and insane.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:45

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

THS posted:

im gay

you....too?

# ? Sep 1, 2014 00:49

Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
right here

Applewhite posted:

I'm no horse expert, but I'm 90% sure their legs don't bend that way. I get real upset when I see bad art with horse legs bent the wrong way, because all I see is a horse with a broken leg that's gonna get put down.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:23

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Al Cowens posted:

http://fatisbeautiful.freeforums.net/

hahaha the gently caress people cared about the FiB thread that much??

# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:40

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Hello my dear brothers and sisters (bronies not included).

How long have you needed to listen, how ponys "make you 20% cooler".

How long did you need to suffer seeing all these pony avatars?!

HOW LONG WILL YOU CONTINUE TO STRUGGLE AGAINST THEM ALONE?

WHAT YOU CAN DO:

FIRST LISTEN TO THIS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg
JOIN THE ANTI B.R.O.N.Y. MOVEMENT ( i will write the names down of everyone who joined )

CORRECT (grammar police style), DESTROY OR JUST MAKE B.R.O.N.Y. COMMENTS LOOK SENSELESS.

WRITE IN THIS COLOR.

NOTE: In order to make an application to join just say "I'm joining the Anti B.R.O.N.Y. Movement!" (You can't join if ur a bronie, also the leader can only decide who's application he will accept).

THIS IS A LIST of the names & codenames of bronies (if you still dont get it, they are ENEMIES):

Name: monstermistress Codename: N/A (ENGAGE AT ALL COSTS ANY TIME)

Name: UndeadNecro Codename: UN

Name: Thelonelycreeper2 Codename: Golden Whooves (ENGAGE AT ALL COSTS)

Name & Codename: Rochambo (ENGAGE AT ALL COSTS)

Name: Asgardian Codename: Aurora

Name: V3LOCIR4PT0R Codename: Rainbow6

Name: Flyingpig29 Codename: The flying pig, Agent 029, soaring swine...

Name: Jair Codename: Sunset

Name: DrKnightKot Codename: This drat Nyan Cat of Savity of Sanity

Name: trollateder Codename: Dashie

Name: Kaeetayel Codename: K�

Name: Randomlyweir Codename: Polaris

Name: koopacreeper1234 Codename: Greeneye

Name: Rocarina Codename: Neon Blaze

Name: Resolve9 Codename: LukahnTheSage

Name: BuhhdaKhan Codename: TheGoodBuhhda

Name: SynthNine Codename: Unicorn (ENGAGE AT ALL COSTS)

Other enemies: Clant, opoisgood.

Weaker enemies: Evanist, aranamor, tyber13.

^^^^^^THESE PEOPLE SHALL FALL^^^^^^

# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:44

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Kenzie posted:

goons are worse

And they're going to prove it ITT

# ? Sep 1, 2014 01:45

Goobish: May 31, 2011

Throwdini posted:

Holy poo poo some of you are disgusting. You think you're better than a brony? You're below slime

So wait, are you or are you not a pedophile?

I'm really surprised at all the people defending bronies itt. In past brony threads it was predicted that bronies would be accepted one day. And I guess that day is upon us.

But gently caress pedophiles. I don't believe every brony is a pedophile, obviously. But I guarantee there's something weird going on in all of our brains. Big woop really.

The worst I've done is peg my boyfriend while wearing a pony shirt.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:43

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Nobody's defending bronies you loving illiterate goob

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:46

Control Volume: Dec 31, 2008

ill defend the bronies

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:47

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Me too. Bronies are a fandom and, like every fandom, they exist along a spectrum of weirdness that runs from the harmless and mundane to the batshit insane. If every fandom were judged by its worst elements, Bronies wouldn't even be in the top ten.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:48

Control Volume: Dec 31, 2008

bronies can be okay people, sometimes

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:51

Control Volume: Dec 31, 2008

bronies. it could be worse

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:51

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txhwKaX4d0M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeLyw4prRlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xTOAzhlYGI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxgeGF0wYSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR-2FoG47ow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw6M4XF8ZJw

# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:53

les fleurs du mall: Jun 30, 2014; by LadyAmbien

Al Cowens posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txhwKaX4d0M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeLyw4prRlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xTOAzhlYGI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxgeGF0wYSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR-2FoG47ow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw6M4XF8ZJw

I only clicked each one to see the titles and had maybe 2-3 seconds of the videos each. All horrible. Is that Henry Winkler in the last one?

# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:59

Lotus Brony: Feb 21, 2012; by Cowcaster

Aatrek? drat, you ruined Star Trek on these forums (though it really just ruins itself). But now this? What's next, you going to merge MLP and Trek, aren't you!?

I'm going back to being a fox furry. Mods knew.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:06

Evil Agita: Feb 25, 2005; Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Are there more bronies out there than juggalos?

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:45

ArtIsResistance: May 19, 2007; QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

i love it when the hivemind goes after someone even more pathetic than they are

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:52

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

My not so little pony

# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:58

BloodWulfe: Mar 18, 2003

Nonsense posted:

we need a world war

# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:47

Evil Agita: Feb 25, 2005; Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

BloodWulfe posted:

haha what the gently caress

# ? Sep 2, 2014 08:23

Zen Punk: Dec 26, 2005; interfaced

MechaStalin posted:

Or worse, they move to Israel and it becomes even more shrill and insane.

why yes, that joke was an allusion to the State of Israel

how perceptive of you to notice that, and thoughtful of you to post to make sure we all knew that one didn't get by you!

you are the cleverest pony

# ? Sep 2, 2014 08:50