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Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."


OI MATE GIT YOUR ARSE OVER ERE AND MAKE LOVE TO ME YEH BAHSTAHD



Taek off yeh knickers oi wanna feel yeh cock
It's saow 'ard yeh maekin me wet
Oi'm sae wet baiby




Yeh, yeh, YEH FAHK ME 'ARDER then
Oh yeh, tha's roight, ROIGHT THEH
that's brilliant
oi
OI
OH OI'M GUNNA CAHM




Oh moi god
Oh fahk
That waz amaezin yeah

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's missing the requisite question marks at the end of each phrase, OP

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

i know 2 australian girls irl and they are insanely hot.

i dont know what you guys are doing down under there but keep it up

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

whatever helps you sleep at night op

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Australian women are gorgeous; imagine loving one

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
u forgot to make them insanely racist and xenophobic op

naem
May 29, 2011

same

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe
i dunno sounds good to me

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Australian accents are rated as some of the sexiest accents in the world.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
the austrian nazi chick in crusade was by far the hottest of the indy love interests.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
GOI BICK TOI YORE BOAT, YOI FILTHY AISIAN ABBOI. BUT BEFOAH YOI DOI, gently caress ME IN MOI HOT WET VAGOINA

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
Australian lady i did sexual things with was very hot and her accent was alright with me too, OP

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
crikey, thats anormous cock roight there. oim going to wrestle it i am.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
fosters, ozzztrailyin fur piss

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Australian women are gorgeous imagine butt loving one

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

Secks Cauldron posted:

Australian accents are rated as some of the sexiest accents in the world.

By idiots

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

quote:

imagine loving

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

they call it rooting not loving

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

how did you forget miranda kerr you worthless piece of trash

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RkDUJo3.jpg[IMG]

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Sep 3, 2014

naem
May 29, 2011

wot eff oi loidy alllllllaeowed yoi toi touch hewwr

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

john lennon posted:

imagine

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
Dunno why you guys are only seeing hotties, most true "aussie" women are pretty fugly.

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

theperminator posted:

Dunno why you guys are only seeing hotties, most true "aussie" women are pretty fugly.



would

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
would

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

so would US rednecks or aussie rednecks win a gunfight?

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Haha op is justifying being rejected by an aussie.

Good thread OP

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

all he'll ever do is imagine

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

etalian posted:

so would US rednecks or aussie rednecks win a gunfight?

US Rednecks would, most aussie bogans don't have guns.

Aussies would win a drink off though

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

theperminator posted:

Dunno why you guys are only seeing hotties, most true "aussie" women are pretty fugly.



Lol I know this isn't in australia because there's green grass.
Nice try

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Guest
Dec 30, 2008
people only think Australian women are gorgeous because the good looking ones leave the country because they can do better

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

theperminator posted:

Dunno why you guys are only seeing hotties, most true "aussie" women are pretty fugly.



so if this is what austrailias ugly girls look like

naem
May 29, 2011

Australians are like the exact opposite of Canadians. Discuss.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
'gently caress of ya' spastic oval office' - Typical Australian mating call

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan
Somebody find that old SNL skit...all I can find are transcripts and episode lists and bullshit like that

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

BLARGHLE posted:

Somebody find that old SNL skit...all I can find are transcripts and episode lists and bullshit like that

ah yes that old snl skit that we all know and love and definitely know what the gently caress you're talking about

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
I've had sex with Australian woman. AMA.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
My coworker said he was banging a newfie one time and she was like 'aw yeah throw it in me boy best kind'

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Robo Reagan posted:

ah yes that old snl skit that we all know and love and definitely know what the gently caress you're talking about

The australian phone sex line

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95naussie.phtml

Now imagine that as a video and laugh

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w0ppy71
May 6, 2014

Idiot Kicker posted:

Australian women are gorgeous; imagine loving one

Imagine loving is all Goons ever do... :fap:

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