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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

I'm Crap posted:

not all of them are affected tho



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htfwTyToeDI

holy poo poo she is horrid

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I'm Crap posted:

not all of them are affected tho



would

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Gaunab posted:

i like to stalk the streets of the city with my multicultural gang. we only have one target when we creep through the night: australian tourist. when we find them we give them a severe beating, one they'll never forget. we tell them to go back to their own country and that we don't want them here. for the first time in their lives they feel fear and they will forever know that americans don't want them there

lol, the only people who have ever feared a "multicultural gang" were in a Stephen Sondheim musical.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

ded posted:

holy poo poo she is horrid
lol if you wouldn't break it off in her butt

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

hitler was australian

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

like Fosters she's something that became popular overseas but that nobody in Australia actually likes

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i went to school with americans and now i'm in australia and its true, australian women make bad noises when you bang them and their accent is pretty much manly compared to an american woman's accent

i miss american women, also all the hot movies have american ladies with american accents

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
post more things heard in bed from australians

oi thas my arsehole! ah, go on ya poof

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
pacific islanders are hotter and chiller than aussies and kiwis. they also don't sound like cartoon characters

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
australian women sound awful but imagine loving a japanaese woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N78jm1FcATU

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

whatis posted:

pacific islanders are hotter and chiller than aussies and kiwis. they also don't sound like cartoon characters

How don't they sound like cartoon characters? like old racist cartoons and poo poo.

They're also violent.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Fagmaster posted:

hitler was australian

World war 1 was over the assassination of the Australian duke too.

E:
Archduke Frankie Ferguson I think his name was.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


she's def. looking for the Lord Humungous

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Dynastocles posted:


OI MATE GIT YOUR ARSE OVER ERE AND MAKE LOVE TO ME YEH BAHSTAHD



Taek off yeh knickers oi wanna feel yeh cock
It's saow 'ard yeh maekin me wet
Oi'm sae wet baiby




Yeh, yeh, YEH FAHK ME 'ARDER then
Oh yeh, tha's roight, ROIGHT THEH
that's brilliant
oi
OI
OH OI'M GUNNA CAHM




Oh moi god
Oh fahk
That waz amaezin yeah

Neurosis posted:

you appear to have confused australian women with a stereotype of 19th century lower class cockneys

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


ahem

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Cocksmith posted:

i live in australia and the women are poo poo. also its full of asians and not the hot ones i mean like indonesians and poo poo

:confused:


El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Why are there a billion bad lesbian porn companies based in Australia? Do you guys give huge tax breaks to anyone willing to hire a bunch of 70's bushed 5/10's with daddy issues or something?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
An Australian 5/10 is an American 6/10, and the profits get passed on to you, the viewer.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Natalie Tran is cute and no one will convince me otherwise

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I hosed a girl from New Zealand, it was pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0eCGmWUxXg&t=505s

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoF_fa9TMDk

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Idiot Kicker posted:

Natalie Imbruglia is cute and no one will convince me otherwise
fixed hth

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
oi where's a dick to squat on

*puffs on winnie blue, can of XXXX in hand*

Neurosis fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Aug 31, 2014

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

twoday posted:

I hosed a girl from New Zealand, it was pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0eCGmWUxXg&t=505s

I'm surprised you wouldn't link to an Abbie Cornish segment if you're gonna link that show, hell I'm surpised I'm not going to.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
bitch about Aussies all you want, but that loving New Zealand accent is miles worse. :cry:

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

bonestructure posted:

bitch about Aussies all you want, but that loving New Zealand accent is miles worse. :cry:

Nothing is worse than that nasal poo poo Australians do.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
New Zealanders are twice as nasal, it's like aural sandpaper listening to them. Nicest people ever, but jesus.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

bonestructure posted:

bitch about Aussies all you want, but that loving New Zealand accent is miles worse. :cry:

nobody says or thinks this except australians

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I'm Crap posted:

lol if you wouldn't break it off in her butt

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
which is worse, aussie accent or swedish accent?
cuz swede seems like it'd be a super boner killer
its a trick the real answer is scouse

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfI_5XM0fKw

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




I'm reading all these in the voice of some horrible combination of Elisa Doolittle and the guy who does the Outback steakhouse commercials.

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

ozzie queen

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

I'm Crap posted:

fixed hth

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng i forgot about her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vt0d9YlTC4

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

Idiot Kicker posted:

Australian women are gorgeous; imagine loving one

Australian women are gorgeous but; imagine loving one

Sk8ers4Christ
Mar 10, 2008

Lord, I ask you to watch over me as I pop an ollie off this 50-foot ramp. If I fail, I'll be seeing you.




ilikedirt posted:

GOI BICK TOI YORE BOAT, YOI FILTHY AISIAN ABBOI. BUT BEFOAH YOI DOI, gently caress ME IN MOI HOT WET VAGOINA

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
The best and worst women I've ever had were Australian. I've had blonde, brunette, ranga and Asian Aussies. Some were smart as hell. Some were dumb as a brick. All were slightly insane.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

i would still bang every aussie girl posted here, evenespecially the inland one

naem
May 29, 2011


I would def offer to give grandma elf my one ring if you know what it is that it is I am suggesting (it is sex)

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it sounds a lot more like marriage tbh

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