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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
i do not appreciate having to lift the toilet seat up just to go pee ladies its v unconsiderate of u. if u cant respect the rules of my apt i will politely ask u to leave

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King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Pas: im gay

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
lifes gotta be so easy if ur gay u NEVER gotta pick up the seat dam im jealous

slowm
Sep 5, 2013

live slow, die whenevs
Rats. They're real.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
raise the dang suspension on your truck

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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PSA: Keep both the seat & the lid of your toilet down when you are not using it so that sewer snakes are not drawn to the light in your home.

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
i love spraying poo poo all over my refrigerator, yeah

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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king salmon posted:

i love spraying poo poo all over my refrigerator, yeah

Just going to assume this happens because you have a mini fridge in your jail cell.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Trixie Hardcore posted:

PSA: Keep both the seat & the lid of your toilet down when you are not using it so that sewer snakes are not drawn to the light in your home.

what about street sharks

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Trixie Hardcore posted:

PSA: Keep both the seat & the lid of your toilet down when you are not using it so that sewer snakes are not drawn to the light in your home.

a snake bit my balls once!!!!!!! please follow this pro tip every ones this is v inporntant

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Yivgev posted:

what about street sharks

Don't do crimes, street sharks are drawn to crime doing.

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
i onluy put the seat up if i have to poo poo and dont want to sit on the dry piss droplet cover seat

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

uG posted:

i onluy put the seat up if i have to poo poo and dont want to sit on the dry piss droplet cover seat

protip u can avoid this if u wrap ur toilet seat in seran wrap. ive been diing this for 2 yrs every time i pioop and tgeres a nice 4-5 inch cushion of pissy seran wrap obn my seat its v comfy

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i always close the toilet lid before i flush so it doesnt oxidise the waste and spray it all over my tooth brush

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

king salmon posted:

i love spraying poo poo all over my refrigerator, yeah



hey there...

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

Trixie Hardcore posted:

PSA: Keep both the seat & the lid of your toilet down when you are not using it so that sewer snakes are not drawn to the light in your home.

found a dead squirrel in my toilet once. pretty much the same thing.

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
ive always kept the seat down mainly because i want it to be a surprise when you lift the lid and see a stinky gift i left you

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