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Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Rapman the Cook posted:

No? I could ask the same of you, really. Youre the one effort posting responses to me in GBS, you weird turd.

All posts are effort posts. People like to pretend that their one liner shitposting is detached and doesn't mean anything, but it's all time out of your life you chose to spend here rather than doing anything more productive, and you are never getting it back. Every post is a care post.

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9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
lol if u've never had the sphincter of a married man clasp around ur rock-hard cock as u unload into his guts. get on my level fucktards.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Rapman the Cook posted:

Pretty much this.

Maybe gays should even wear burquas if they must leave their dwelling for some reason. Just a thought.

I would rock a Hijab.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Boogaleeboo posted:

All posts are effort posts. People like to pretend that their one liner shitposting is detached and doesn't mean anything, but it's all time out of your life you chose to spend here rather than doing anything more productive, and you are never getting it back. Every post is a care post.

yeah but im jerking off at the same time.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Rapman the Cook posted:

yeah but im jerking off at the same time.
Are you thinking about two guys kissing? This is important.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Are you thinking about two guys kissing? This is important.

gently caress! You just turned my penis gay!

Now Hobohemian is going to try and suck it.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Rapman the Cook posted:

gently caress! You just turned my penis gay!

This is called "rolling with the punches" but very badly done.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

id fuc k rapman the cook

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

that was a serious and care post i am dtf 4 anyone really pm me okay xchange deetz

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Gross people kissing is gross, and dudes are gross to you. C'est normal.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
why is hobohymen trying so hard to get an own does he have a friend over and wants to show off for company?

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
:nms: http://imgur.com/1zRK97i :nms:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
91% of American dudes are gross.

This is a fact.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Maybe it just isn't bad to be homophobic.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Maoist Pussy posted:

Maybe it just isn't bad to be homophobic.

welcome to the republican party

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

THS posted:

welcome to the republican party

Is that the mule or the elephant?

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

Miltank posted:

why is hobohymen trying so hard to get an own does he have a friend over and wants to show off for company?
No this is what hobo usually does

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

Is that the mule or the elephant?

imagine mule and elephant kissing! gross!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

lonesomedwarf posted:

imagine mule and elephant kissing! gross!

8/10 might watch

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

THS posted:

welcome to the republican party

Hmm, no, I don't want to scream at/secretly lust for homos.

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

Boogaleeboo posted:

All posts are effort posts. People like to pretend that their one liner shitposting is detached and doesn't mean anything, but it's all time out of your life you chose to spend here rather than doing anything more productive, and you are never getting it back. Every post is a care post.
Boogaleeboo:
He Died Horny
RIP

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Like, it is gross seeing ugly people kiss. And dudes are ugly to you, if you are a dude. So, you know.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

what kind of sad troglodyte straight man cant recognize a hot dude

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
"recognize"

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

post your pic

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Maoist Pussy posted:

Hmm, no, I don't want to scream at/secretly lust for homos.

i dont think this is true

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

THS posted:

post your pic

Dont tempt me.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

psyopmonkey posted:

Dont tempt me.

ive seen your pic. 6/10

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

THS posted:

ive seen your pic. 6/10

generous

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Nice. :golfclap:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

the male gays in media

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.
This is now the unofficial sexting thread

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

anderson cooper and shepard smith gently caress

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
How come everyone always tryna make everyone else have the same sexthoughts as them

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

because youre a bigot!!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Maoist Pussy posted:

How come everyone always tryna make everyone else have the same sexthoughts as them

LGBers are like the borg.

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America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

Maoist Pussy posted:

How come everyone always tryna make everyone else have the same sexthoughts as them
Easier to organize gay orgies

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