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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Neurosis posted:

i was thinking of taping over my mum's favourite movie with footage of me sucking on 3 dicks at once post alternative suggestions here

gently caress your step dad.

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Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
Get AIDS

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
i;m gay

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
epic thisery

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Just show him your post OP

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
i bet if you had gay sex with a parent that would send the message

TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009

Dad gay. So what?

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

marry a woman have children and get arrested blowing a dude in a park bathroom while high on methamphetamine

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

he ain't even know it

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
i was 15 when i told my mum there was something i wanted her to know and she was like "ur gay, i know" :sparkles: although i was actually going to say that i didn't want to go on holiday with my sister and her anymore

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

There is no way this isn't in the heartland of America.

They look like the Amish who gave up their way of life for technology and their otherkin personalities.

Someone please tell me the story behind this american gothic horror show.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Al Borland posted:

There is no way this isn't in the heartland of America.

They look like the Amish who gave up their way of life for technology and their otherkin personalities.

Someone please tell me the story behind this american gothic horror show.

Really if anything it should be used as propaganda material converting people to the amish way of life

"this is what technology (access to the internet) does to families"

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Quickscope420dad posted:

Really if anything it should be used as propaganda material converting people to the amish way of life

"this is what technology (access to the internet) does to families"

God what kind of father / mother lets their son do that?

Seriously, this has to be shopped. The fucker is running around the house buck naked with animal hears and fur hand things on wearing a collar. What the christ? That can't be his family this just cant be. I don't want to believe this is real.

You're living at home with your loving parents and running around naked besides that poo poo? Christ this is all kinds of hosed up.

I am defeated I give up
:negative:

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Al Borland posted:

God what kind of father / mother lets their son do that?

Seriously, this has to be shopped. The fucker is running around the house buck naked with animal hears and fur hand things on wearing a collar. What the christ? That can't be his family this just cant be. I don't want to believe this is real.

You're living at home with your loving parents and running around naked besides that poo poo? Christ this is all kinds of hosed up.

I am defeated I give up
:negative:

i think it is shopped actually, if you look at the shadow edge around his left side.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Quickscope420dad posted:

i think it is shopped actually, if you look at the shadow edge around his left side.

I'll take your word I don't wanna look that close. I'm going to bed christ I stayed up too late to see this poo poo. God speed, quickscope420, god speed to us all. We're gonna need it.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Al Borland posted:

There is no way this isn't in the heartland of America.

They look like the Amish who gave up their way of life for technology and their otherkin personalities.

Someone please tell me the story behind this american gothic horror show.
It looks like it's from Finland or something tbqh.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Al Borland posted:

Seriously, this has to be shopped.

It is.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
call 'em homophobes then when they're like no we aren't we don't hate gay people at all be like cool im gay then when they get mad be like gotcha

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
does someone have the base image for it so we can shop him standing next to obama

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
hello parents, meet my life partner THS

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Putty posted:

hello parents, meet my life partner THS

I'll tell you this right now for your own good you are getting cucked

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Wait for grace

Cornhole turkey

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





http://m.local10.com/news/man-kicked-out-admits-hes-gay-to-parents-gets-support-online/27798496

Tell your parents then set up them being super pissed and split the internet money that comes flooding in.

Squeaky human being just earned 100k lol

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


would

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
probably during a nascar race or on the first day of college football

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
"Mom and dad, I am the OP."

Khorne
May 1, 2002
just leave some gay porn open on the family computer "by accident"

Also a good strategy if you are straight but just want to play video games all day instead of being social.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Perhaps people here remember my popular and thought-provoking thread entitled "Stop Saying 'I'm Gay'" where I gave a variety of different alternatives for people wishing to express their homosexuality in more florid terms?

Parents usually appreciate class and eloquence, so I would say:

"Now that it is 2014, I feel that we have moved forward enough as a society that I can express to you, my dear parents, that I love to get my face splashed by a man's warm spend and then be torn apart by his muscular truncheon. I hope you can support me in this decision."

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

glowing-fish posted:

Perhaps people here remember my popular and thought-provoking thread entitled "Stop Saying 'I'm Gay'" where I gave a variety of different alternatives for people wishing to express their homosexuality in more florid terms?

Parents usually appreciate class and eloquence, so I would say:

"Now that it is 2014, I feel that we have moved forward enough as a society that I can express to you, my dear parents, that I love to get my face splashed by a man's warm spend and then be torn apart by his muscular truncheon. I hope you can support me in this decision."

yeah i remember that poo poo thread

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Perform a puppet show

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Putty posted:

hello parents, meet my life partner THS

get out of my loving basement you degenerate

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
igpay atinlay

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

parents really like me. ive had a couple boyfriends w/ conservative parents and they all warmed up to me because im polite, courteous, str8 acting and i cuck their moms

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Neurosis posted:

i was thinking of taping over my mum's favourite movie with footage of me sucking on 3 dicks at once post alternative suggestions here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SURg-VSIq7M

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

THS posted:

parents really like me. ive had a couple boyfriends w/ conservative parents and they all warmed up to me because im polite, courteous, str8 acting and i cuck their moms

When you post these sincere soundign posts i start to doubt that you're actually gay

but then i remember your previous avatar and my doubt is cleared

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
whisper "im gay" in your dad's ear whilst spooning in the warm afterglow of simultaneous orgasms

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Quickscope420dad posted:

When you post these sincere soundign posts i start to doubt that you're actually gay

but then i remember your previous avatar and my doubt is cleared
He's got a Windows phone, of course he's gay lmao.

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ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK3uf5V0pDA

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