- Moongrave
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Finally Living Rent Free
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haha
wow
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Aug 31, 2014 13:15
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- Adbot
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Apr 19, 2024 12:28
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- a ritard
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by XyloJW
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i'm vertically impaired but wear prosthetics so when a short person needs something from a high shelf they ask me for help.
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Aug 31, 2014 13:19
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- tradjik
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bein shorts alrite
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Aug 31, 2014 13:26
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- a ritard
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by XyloJW
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i'm 5'11" but i compare myself to nba players so that's a thing. kobe owns btw.
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Aug 31, 2014 13:30
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- Damp Star Baby
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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the funny thing about the NBA is that dudes like Dwayne Wade and Steve Nash look really short but they're actually 6"3 lol
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Aug 31, 2014 14:11
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- Slaapaav
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by Azathoth
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im like 6 4" being short must be wierd
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Aug 31, 2014 14:16
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- tradjik
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being short is like platying life with autoaim off
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Aug 31, 2014 14:21
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- Portable Staplefrog
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i'm short. it's not so bad
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Aug 31, 2014 14:47
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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hahahahaha okay shortstuff!
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Aug 31, 2014 15:58
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- vapoursquid
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none other
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i am so short gently caress
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Aug 31, 2014 16:37
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- 3D Megadoodoo
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hehe yeah
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Aug 31, 2014 16:42
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- I Dunno
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Im v short im only 5'2'' 
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Aug 31, 2014 16:42
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- 3D Megadoodoo
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whwres's the bicycle thread?
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Aug 31, 2014 16:43
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- WhenInRome
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im peter dinklage
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Aug 31, 2014 18:33
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- FartGhost
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I am 6'2" which is the perfect height.
i think it's slightly too tall because my knees always just touch the chair in front of me when im in the bus
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Aug 31, 2014 18:48
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- City of Glompton
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Aug 31, 2014 19:00
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- 3D Megadoodoo
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Imagine being short and a cilantro mouthcripple 
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Aug 31, 2014 19:07
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- Slaapaav
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by Azathoth
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when you dont go in first class on the airplane you will feel owned when you are 6 4
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Aug 31, 2014 19:17
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- FluffieDuckie
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i think it's slightly too tall because my knees always just touch the chair in front of me when im in the bus
when i ride on busses my legs dangle bc my feet don't touch the floor 
this thread is v triggering
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Aug 31, 2014 19:33
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- Ace of Baes
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im 5'11 it's pretty great, also i have long arms, so i can reach things that very tall people normally can only reach
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Aug 31, 2014 19:35
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- blaise rascal
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"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
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Why do tall people always reach up and play with ceiling lights and fans?
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Aug 31, 2014 19:37
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- Scaly Haylie
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i'm relieved that this thread turned out not to be "imagine being shot" as i first thought.
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Aug 31, 2014 19:40
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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i dont "get" feet and inches but im like 180 normal heightmeters
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Aug 31, 2014 20:53
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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people who are shrter than me are really funny
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Aug 31, 2014 20:53
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- Harthacnut
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Why do tall people always reach up and play with ceiling lights and fans?
It's how we assert our dominance
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Aug 31, 2014 20:56
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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imagine if you were teh kids that the guyexplains to honey he shrunk
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Aug 31, 2014 21:29
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- Lil Cunty
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the worst part of being short is having to borrow the step stool from the moroccan importer next door whenever anyone wants to buy something off the top shelf
i guess i could buy a step stool for the shop but that just feels like i'm letting the talls win
gently caress off talls
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Aug 31, 2014 21:39
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- Stormyish
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I'd seriously straight up murder a dude to be shorter
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Aug 31, 2014 21:39
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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Actually, 5'6" (167cm) is perfect, because we're small enough to fit nearly everywhere, but big enough to reach most things and also not get thrown by bigger people
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Aug 31, 2014 21:51
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- Lil Cunty
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Actually, 5'6" (167cm) is perfect, because we're small enough to fit nearly everywhere, but big enough to reach most things and also not get thrown by bigger people
also all women's clothing is made to fit you
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Aug 31, 2014 21:52
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 19, 2024 12:28
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- pogi
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I'm short for a man, a mere 5'9"
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