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The choices we make during mission planning and execution will have a lot of symbolic power so we really need to think about the cultural messages we are sending to the world. For example: The first astronaut to set foot on the red planet should be an african-american-trans-albino-jewish-fat-short-gay-muslim-orphan-native-american-hispanic-effeminate-beta-well-read-blind-deaf-mute-wiccan-quadruple-amputee woman (Preferably a low-income developmentally-disabled olympian dolphin). This group has been historically underrepresented in the STEM fields due to rich white men and their evil networked penises. I see the mission team being divided into 10 sub-teams (listed in order of importance): 1. Social Media Team Coordination Team 2. Twitter Control 3. Facebook Control 4. General Sponsorships Team 5. Alcoholic Beverage Sponsorships Team 6. Autotune Team 7. Licensed Mission Merchandising Team 8. Grindr Control 9. Wal-Mart Price Rollback Control 10. Egghead Nerd Team (In charge of building the spaceship and safety and things like that)
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Aug 31, 2014 14:25
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take you your lovely thread and go to mars with it assclown
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Aug 31, 2014 14:26
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honestly if they want funding they should just hire some beautiful people and make the mission, to have the first mars porn made.
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Aug 31, 2014 14:27
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Why would anyone want to go to mars? It's just a bunch of garbage rocks and dust i mean look at this poo poo  not the most exciting stuff, ya know
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Aug 31, 2014 14:28
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Mars take a long time to get there.
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i know a guy who won't shut the gently caress up about going to mars, he's an opium addicted science fiction writing libertarian at the moment i think? I guess it's the dream of escaping earth taxes and living in a philip k dick version of mars where people drive tractors around and poo poo
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Aug 31, 2014 14:29
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Zzulu posted:Why would anyone want to go to mars? It's just a bunch of garbage rocks and dust it's doesn't even look that red because of how our eyes work nasa has to photoshop all their mars pics and add more or else babies will whine about why isnt the red planet red
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Aug 31, 2014 14:31
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they drew a dick on mars
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Crewmine posted:i know a guy who won't shut the gently caress up about going to mars, he's an opium addicted science fiction writing libertarian at the moment i think? I guess it's the dream of escaping earth taxes and living in a philip k dick version of mars where people drive tractors around and poo poo lol opium what is he sherlock holmes
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Zzulu posted:they drew a dick on mars best 2.5 billion ever spent
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Aug 31, 2014 14:34
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Robo Reagan posted:lol opium what is he sherlock holmes he got kicked out of his place for selling watson's tv or something idk
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Aug 31, 2014 14:35
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Robo Reagan posted:it's doesn't even look that red because of how our eyes work nasa has to photoshop all their mars pics and add more or else babies will whine about why isnt the red planet red http://www.universetoday.com/11863/true-or-false-color-the-art-of-extraterrestrial-photography/ scientists: giant fuckin babies
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Aug 31, 2014 14:42
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They should send a shrieking monkey to mars and the monkey just gets enraged and runs out of the space craft making GBS threads everywhere and throwing rocks
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Aug 31, 2014 14:43
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Big Beef City posted:They should send a shrieking monkey to mars and the monkey just gets enraged and runs out of the space craft making GBS threads everywhere and throwing rocks And then an alien eats it, finds out the delicacy monkey came from Earth, and we get invaded.
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Aug 31, 2014 14:45
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Big Beef City posted:They should send a shrieking monkey to mars and the monkey just gets enraged and runs out of the space craft making GBS threads everywhere and throwing rocks Look, I want a white Christian american to be the first guy on Mars as much as anyone but that's no way to talk about canadians
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Aug 31, 2014 14:52
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send some menonites and when the next mission shows up the planet will already be terraformed.
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Aug 31, 2014 14:56
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Zzulu posted:they drew a dick on mars That must have taken weeks to plan and it was so worth it.
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Aug 31, 2014 15:19
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space exploration is unislamic
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I'm 5'11 ~190 lbs athletic underneath fat, and I have smoked very potent weed several times daily for about the past 3 years.
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Aug 31, 2014 16:50
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Can we send tumblr to mars? By mars I mean the sun.
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Aug 31, 2014 17:30
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can we just send this poo poo thread and poo poo op and all the poo poo goons in here to mars please thanks
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Aug 31, 2014 17:33
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Chonchon posted:can we just send this poo poo thread and poo poo op and all the poo poo goons in here to mars please thanks It's about as likely as you making a funny or even minimally interesting post.
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http://vimeo.com/52433800 here is a charming claymation film about going to mars
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Hobohemian posted:It's about as likely as you making a funny or even minimally interesting post. i won't be talked down to by the deep dish pizza price expert protip: fat goons are subhuman
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Chonchon posted:i won't be talked down to by the deep dish pizza price expert Wow, did I own you so hard you needed to do research? Lol, It happens often.
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just wait 20 years from now only goons will inhabit the earth.
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Hobohemian posted:Wow, did I own you so hard you needed to do research? Lol, It happens often. woah okay you got me mr alpha goon why are you so good at posting in gbs
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Chonchon posted:can we just send this poo poo thread and poo poo op and all the poo poo goons in here to mars please thanks this is a lovely attempt at not only threadshitting but also posting in general
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Zzulu posted:Why would anyone want to go to mars? It's just a bunch of garbage rocks and dust Looks like arizona after a haboob.
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Aug 31, 2014 17:56
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1. team to send comedy gas chamber to mars 2. team to send this thread to mars 3. gas this thread ban OP (to mars)
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Chonchon posted:woah okay you got me mr alpha goon why are you so good at posting in gbs I'm not, you're just very bad at it.
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Fandyien posted:http://vimeo.com/52433800
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Aug 31, 2014 18:12
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Is Humanned a hybrid of a human and a can?
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Aug 31, 2014 18:17
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I volunteer for the mission. As I crawl on the red surface in my death throes I will scrawl 'im gay' in the terrible red sands and die pointing to earths bleak glimmer in the atmosphere overhead. An eternal marker of mankinds progress.
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Aug 31, 2014 18:21
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Are you ready for Bud Light presents the Red Bull Mission to Mars?
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Hobohemian posted:I'm not, you're just very bad at it. Jesus just loving make out already you two...
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I moved from Britain to Australia and from there to Saudi Arabia. Mars seems like the next step. Or maybe Antarctica.
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Fairly passive posted:I moved from Britain to Australia and from there to Saudi Arabia. Mars seems like the next step. Or maybe Antarctica. why not the DEEEEEEEEEEP south?
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only thing good to come from mars is that face thing that they got a better high-res photo of and it ended up not being a face after all
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