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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NCAA WEEK 1 AFTERMATH: We probably didn't learn anything, really
 
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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 Northwestern is not going to make it to a bowl game

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

Hatin' rear end Spurrier posted:

I'd say it's gonna be a long season for Northwestern, but that implies they'll be playing in a bowl.

Hatin' rear end Spurrier is right. It is mathematically impossible for this team to get to six wins.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 To be fair, all educational institutions should offer a master's in sick jams.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

Heaf posted:

My Foundations of Instruction professor got his doctorate at UGA, he's a good dude


Our Football Team's Special Teams

I get really annoyed when student athletes retweet that thing about them somehow getting less homework, though. I mean, try to hide your obvious flaws.


Yeah drat gonna see if I can make this my program

Some classics person, please translate the phrase "if you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest" into Latin.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

mdemone posted:

si non potes impulit optima, tunc [jam] reliquis

There is no direct Latin translation for "jam". That's a shame. We can just use the 1st-conjugation imperative form and call it "jamâ", assuming the infinitive form is "jamâre".
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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 Why the gently caress is Northwestern favored in a football game?

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