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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
I am talking hot right off the stove before the meat and veggies. Is there anything better? I don't believe there is, can someone prove me wrong? I doubt it.

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
there's probably some better stuff out there

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I bet he's talking about flour tortillas. Texas white bread.

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
Fresh, homemade starches are tough to beat OP but personally I just way more partial to a good rare hunk of beef with a good sear, whether it be burger or steak

Or some slow-braised pork that's been in the oven for 20 hours, that's pretty good too.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


so wait u eat them plain? that is effed

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
speaking as a filthy wetback homemade tortillas are the poo poo wtg texaholic

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

there's probably some better stuff out there

yeah ketamine and heroin but thats not food dingus

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Fisticuffs posted:

Fresh, homemade starches are tough to beat OP but personally I just way more partial to a good rare hunk of beef with a good sear, whether it be burger or steak

Or some slow-braised pork that's been in the oven for 20 hours, that's pretty good too.

I bet you love shoving meat into your mouth. I'm talking about a penis; because you are gay. In the sense that you are a male and attracted sexually to other males.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Hobohemian posted:

I bet you love shoving meat into your mouth. I'm talking about a penis; because you are gay. In the sense that you are a male and attracted sexually to other males.

thats hot ~ paros hilton

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

texaholic posted:

I am talking hot right off the stove before the meat and veggies. Is there anything better? I don't believe there is, can someone prove me wrong? I doubt it.

They are good.


I'm gonna let you dudes in on a secret I stumbled on one day.
Let's say you want fajitas. As you're getting your poo poo together and chopped up, roast a whole head of garlic (if you've never done this, you take a whole head of garlic and chop the top 1/4th of it off then pour olive oil and some salt on it and wrap it in tinfoil and put it in a 400 degree oven).

After you make up the fajita fixin's you take your fresh tortilla and squeeze one of the now golden, soft and mushy garlic cloves onto the tortilla and spread it like butter. Then continue the fajita making and eating process.

This is a life changing thing and you need to do it.

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
try not to choke op

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






















a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

youve convinced me folks. I'm gonna try making tortillas tonight because store bought tortillas are lovely and I've just been tolerating them

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

?????????????????????

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

youve convinced me folks. I'm gonna try making tortillas tonight because store bought tortillas are lovely and I've just been tolerating them

what are you, ethnically
you may be better off with store bought, depending

Bugdrvr
Mar 7, 2003

Fresh corn tortillas with some (also home made) birria is the bomb.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

jarvis cocker posted:

what are you, ethnically
you may be better off with store bought, depending
various southeast and east asian
youre probably right but I'm gonna try.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

various southeast and east asian
youre probably right but I'm gonna try.

i have faith you will succeed.

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

a hole-y ghost posted:

various southeast and east asian
youre probably right but I'm gonna try.

Just remember that you're an idiot if you fail it's pretty loving easy

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

congrats on becoming a woman is your mom going to let u use tampons

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jarvis cocker posted:

congrats on becoming a woman is your mom going to let u use tampons

that was a week ago

my shits are getting bloodier maybe i shoudl go to dr

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
oh thats from your butt? put a tampon up your butt

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

dude gross

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
lol colon cancer

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You what's even better than homemade tortillas?
Homemade sopes, gently caress that's good poo poo, with lard and everything goddamn

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
wow thats sure a heap of (anus) toilet blood


who loving cares

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Big Beef City posted:

You what's even better than homemade tortillas?
Homemade sopes, gently caress that's good poo poo, with lard and everything goddamn

with or without a rope

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

jarvis cocker posted:

with or without a rope

if you drop a homemade sope the ghost of pancho villa pokes your butt with his ghost penis when you bend over to pick it up.

Stay safe La Cucaracha ghost.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
that looks like food coloring, not going to buy it until I see your leaking bloody anus.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I lost about half a liter :eek:

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Big Beef City posted:

if you drop a homemade sope the ghost of pancho villa pokes your butt with his ghost penis when you bend over to pick it up.

Stay safe La Cucaracha ghost.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

a creepy colon posted:

I lost about half a liter :eek:
drat. truely a creepy colon

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Hobohemian posted:

I bet he's talking about flour tortillas. Texas white bread.

the non flour tortillas smell like unwashed feet

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Big Beef City posted:

You what's even better than homemade tortillas?
Homemade sopes, gently caress that's good poo poo, with lard and everything goddamn

soaps?
scones?

whatsa sope?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Fog Tripper posted:

soaps?
scones?

whatsa sope?
just goog it dude

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Fog Tripper posted:

soaps?
scones?

whatsa sope?

quote:

The base is made from a circle of fried masa of ground maize soaked in lime (also used as the basis for tamales and tortillas) with pinched sides. This is then topped with refried black beans and crumbled cheese, lettuce, onions, red or green sauce (salsa, made with chiles or tomatillos respectively), and acidified cream. Sometimes other ingredients (mostly meat) are also added to create different tastes and styles of sopes. Sopes are roughly the size of a fist.





Indulge yourself, nigga

tldr; It's a deep fried cornmeal pancake with good time mexican poo poo thrown on top of it.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

C'mon fog tripper you racist, even you can appreciate what's basically corn-dog coating, under grilled steak, with lettuce, tomato, and sour cream on it.

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

a creepy colon posted:

that was a week ago

my shits are getting bloodier maybe i shoudl go to dr



Forums poster a creepy colon

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
if ur tortillas arent handmade by ur cute ancient abuelita in a legit stone mortar idk what to say about ur loveless lifestyle

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