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Deceptive
Dec 27, 2012
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Andy Dalton - Passing Yards
LeSean McCoy - Rushing
Tucker Number - Philip Rivers - Passing

Ryan Token

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ffoecaf
Sep 17, 2005

Get Off My Lawn
Jay Cutler - Passing Yards
Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards
Tucker Number - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Peyton Manning -Passing yards
Drew Brees - passing yards
Adrian Peterson - Rushing yards

Tucker - Andre Ellington - Receiving yards

Posting from my phone. Will clean it up when i get home.

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


Foles ,Brady, p manning - passing
Mccoy, jets, oakland - rushing

Tucker Number - Megatron - Receiving

bushisms.txt fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Sep 7, 2014

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

bushisms.txt posted:

Foles ,Brady, p manning - passing
Mccoy, jets, oakland - rushing
Kick return - Seahawks

Seahawks played Thursday, and you can't have Return Yards

also, no MNF number

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
pre:
Colin Kaepernick - S.F - Passing
Colin Kaepernick - S.F - Rushing
Frank Gore       - S.F - Rushing
LaMichael James  - S.F - Rushing
Carlos Hyde      - S.F - Rushing
Alfonso Smith    - S.F - Rushing
Jewel Hampton    - S.F - Rushing
Peyton Manning   - Den - Passing
Montee Ball      - Den - Rushing
Juwan Thompson   - Den - Rushing
C.J. Anderson    - Den - Rushing
Ronnie Hillman   - Den - Rushing
Kapri Bibbs      - Den - Rushing


Calvin Johnson   - Det - Receiving - Tucker Number - Revis Token

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


Hockles posted:

Seahawks played Thursday, and you can't have Return Yards

also, no MNF number

Yea, I woke up super late. I'll fix it and drop the shawks.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards -- 230
Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards -- 0
Ben Tate - Rushing Yards -- 41
Terrence West - Rushing Yards -- 100
Miles Austin - Receiving Yards -- 20
Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards -- 87
Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards -- 20
Taylor Gabriel - Passing Yards -- 13
Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards -- 47
Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards -- 13
Jim Dray - Receiving Yards -- 30
Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards -- 365
T#: Matt Stafford - Passing Yards

966 + Stafford

:laffo:

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards (189)
Drew Brees - Passing Yards (333)
Andy Dalton - Passing Yards (301)

Tucker Number: Keenan Allen - Receiving Yards

823 with Allen to go. So I'm looking at about 900. Not too terrible, really.

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box

Tavarin posted:

Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards 19
Drew Brees - Passing Yards 333
Matt Ryan - Passing Yards 448
Lesean McCoy - Rushing Yards 74

Tucker Number: Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards

874, so hopefully Megatron doesn't have too good a game.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Andrew Luck- Passing Yards
Peyton Manning- Passing Yards
Tucker Number: Ryan Matthews- Rushing Yards

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

poo poo, I forgot about this.

Peyton Manning - Pass Yds
Andrew Luck - Pass Yds
Tucker: Matthew Stafford - Pass Yds

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Cruel and Unusual posted:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing
Jacoby Jones - Receiving
Marques Colston - Receiving
The 12th Man - Passing

Tucker Number:

Golden Tate - Receiving


Thanks for running this again!

189 + 249 + 16 + 110 + 0 = 564

This has been a bad week for #12's.

Go wild, Golden.

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

Almost too late to the party, thank god for a convenient late game.


Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

Tucker - Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards

and Just in case

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

625 with Luck and Matthews left. Gonna cut it close.

Z.S. Ghost
Jan 1, 2008

Odd Fire Wolf Gang
Yeah, me too.

Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards
Julius Thomas - Receiving Yards
Montee Ball - Receiving Yards

Tucker - Eli Manning - Passing Yards

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.

ChuckHead posted:

Tony Romo - Passing yards
Robert Griffin initial - Passing yards
Peyton Manning - Passing yards

Tucker
Eli Manning - Passing yards

loving phone posting. Do I get RGIII?

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
I've been awake since 5 AM so pre-MNF scores might not get done tonight. Also my first week is not looking pretty with Hill getting injured so I need Palmer to unleash the dragon tomorrow (but for Arizona to still lose, thanks).

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Week 1 is always a crap shoot. Skill doesn't happen til at least week 4

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

Brees - Passing
Brady - Passing
McCown - Passing


Tucker Number: Palmer - Passing

I'm going to top 10 or bust so hard...

Brees - 333
Brady - 249
McCown - 183

Need 235 from Palmer

I'm going to top ten this bitch, wish I had Rex Ryan'd this thing :(

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing 189
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing 110
Matt Ryan - Passing 448
Andre Johnson - Receiving 93
Cordarrelle Paterson - Receiving 26

Tucker Number - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving


299 with a QB and three receivers to go. Blow it up Matt.

866

Oh Matt :allears:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Benne posted:

Drew Brees--Passing Yards
Colin Kaepernick--Passing Yards
Jamaal Charles--Rushing Yards
Frank Gore--Rushing Yards
Marshawn Lynch--Rushing Yards

Tucker Number: Calvin Johnson--Receiving Yards

726

Go hog wild Megatron, and gently caress the Chiefs

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Spoeank posted:

This year I won't be like top ten and then forget to submit in like week 9 and go gently caress it :cool:


Matt Forte Rushing + Receiving
Drew Brees Passing
Jay Cutler Passing
Jamaal Charles Rushing + Receiving

Tucker Number:
Calvin Johnson Receiving Yards

885 I may actually pull this off :monocle:

Skillface
Oct 7, 2012

Skillface posted:

I'll get in on this!

Marshawn Lynch - Rushing yards (110)
Peyton Manning - Passing yards (269 so far)
Colin Kaepernick - Rushing yards (11)
Frank Gore - Rushing yards (63)
Drew Brees - Passing yards (333)

Tucker Number: Reggie Bush - Rushing Yards

785 so far :negative:

Thought Kaep/Gore would have trampled the Dallas D more than they did.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Skillface posted:

785 so far :negative:

Thought Kaep/Gore would have trampled the Dallas D more than they did.

I don't think peyton would have trampled it much more that the niners did.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Welp, if Luck throws for any more significant yardarge which is about to happen I will bust unless Ryan Matthews just doesn't play.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
You Lucky duck.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

995 with a running back's rushing yards left. :shepicide:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

Near the end of the season I actually use their average output for the year. But at this point I use the following rule of thumb:

QBs get 300, good RBs/WRs get 100, mediocre RBs/WRs get 50-100, bad RBs/WRs get 25-50

and then I shoot for around 950.


This week's picks

Nick Foles - Passing Yards - 322 yards
Jay Cutler - Passing Yards - 349 yards
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards - 74 yards
Jeremey Maclin - Receiving Yards - 97 yards
Brent Celek - Receiving Yards - 15 yards

Tucker Number: Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards

857 so far, leaving 143 yards for Calvin Johnson. That feels pretty safe.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

Drew Brees - Passing - 333
Andrew Luck - Passing - 370
Frank Gore - Rushing - 63
Kendall Wright - Receiving - 46
Alshon Jeffery - Receiving - 71

Tucker #: Calvin Johnson - Receiving

883 with Megatron left.

Uh, have a good game but not too good please.

e:

Spoeank posted:

885 I may actually pull this off :monocle:

Oh Christ if you bust and I don't I might just walk out of this game and never play again.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Akbar posted:

Eddie Lacy - Rushing 34
Aaron Rodgers - Rushing 0
Andy Dalton - Passing 301
Colin Kaepernick - Passing 201
Andrew Luck - Passing 370
Reggie Bush - Rushing


Need 94 yards from Reggie. This could be good!

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

BlindSite posted:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Cam Newton - Passing Yards
Brandon LaFell - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Keenan Allen - Receiving Yards

189+333+0+0 = 522

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

poo poo, I forgot about this.

Peyton Manning - Pass Yds - 269
Andrew Luck - Pass Yds - 370
Tucker: Matthew Stafford - Pass Yds

639 with Stafford to go

feelin good

Foranzan
Sep 22, 2006

I'm a public embarrassment, I'm a bottle of diet poison

Foranzan posted:

Matt Cassell - Passing Yards 170
Drew Brees - Passing Yards 333
Julio Jones - Receiving Yards 116

Tucker Number: - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards

170
333
116

619 with Stafford left. 381 is a big game but not unheard of from him. I'm cool with this.

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

So I need Megatron to get 332 yards receiving tonight. You can do it Megatron! :downs:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Time for that 353 yard passing explosion from Carson Palmer.

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

Calvin Johnson - Receiving
Tom Brady - Passing
Alex Smith - Passing Yards
Lesean McCoy - Rushing

Tucker Number: Keenan Allen - receiving

I'm the idiot that didn't check that the Lions were playing on MNF. I am assuming that my list counts sans Johnson. Not that it matters since I have a whopping 525 yards.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

aBagorn posted:

NFC (L)East QB Special

Nick Foles - Passing 322
Tony Romo - Passing 281
Robert Griffin III - Rushing 2

Tucker: Eli Manning - Passing

Need Eli to sling it for 350+ (but under 400)

grah
Jul 26, 2007
brainsss

grah posted:

LeSean McCoy - Rushing
- 74
LeSean McCoy - Receiving
- 41
Colin Kaepernick - Passing
- 201
Colin Kaepernick - Rushing
- 11

Tucker Number Matt Stafford - Passing

327, ugh.

Well I am not going to bust at least? I was expecting way bigger days from those guys, especially Kap against the cowboys' awful defense.

Maybe Stafford will put up 500+ on the Giants? It could happen. Right?

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Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Mind_Taker posted:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards - 189
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards - 74
Joe Flacco - Passing Yards - 345
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards - 82
Vernon Davis - Receiving Yards - 44
Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards - 75

Tucker Number - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards



809 with Fitzgerald left. Could be worse I guess.

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