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SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



It looked like a bunch of fat lesbians bumping into each other. lol how is this a sport? I don't get it. is the punk thing suppose to be them being empowered or something?

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005



Thunder Thighs.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch


trust me, when dudes did it it was even gayer

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970
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roller ball but with fat women and a lot of checkerboard patterned clothes

SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



El Estrago Bonito posted:

trust me, when dudes did it it was even gayer

oh jesus that happened?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

Legendary cocksmith.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJqFxiIXH2Q

SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010




slam whale central


id be sponsor of the inner city slam whales i guess

whip
Apr 9, 2007

Guo Wang Huang Hou

SaltLick posted:

slam whale central


id be sponsor of the inner city slam whales i guess

Hence their name SWAT
slam whale attack team

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

Legendary cocksmith.


SaltLick posted:

slam whale central


id be sponsor of the inner city slam whales i guess

As they say 'bring it on.' Your move.

The Hissing Butt
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


it's all they got, their ego is starving


it's gross and lame and bad tho

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008



Male roller derby fans are nearly always fedora wearing Nice Guys.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


roller derby players have low self esteem so they're basically those birds that ride on hippos, it's symbiotic

The Hissing Butt
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

Danger - Octopus! posted:

Male roller derby fans are nearly always fedora wearing Nice Guys.

lol

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


fit lesbians play volleyball or lacrosse or field hockey, fat lesbians are stuck with roller derby

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


you irl posted:

fit lesbians play volleyball or lacrosse or field hockey, fat lesbians are stuck with roller derby

they play rugby. god drat do they ever play rugby. most hosed up poo poo i ever seen irl was at a women's rugby party

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


Ego aint the only thing that's starving

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

- hi

did you understand the rules? its a cool game to watch when the teams are evenly matched.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005


my ex gf got heavy into this poo poo in the years after we broke up

I like to think that she channels her rage about what an "rear end in a top hat" I was to her into checking and body slamming other crazy bitches

Dead Precedents
May 4, 2005
Squirrels are the true enemy.


wilfredmerriweathr posted:

my ex gf got heavy into this poo poo in the years after we broke up

I like to think that she channels her rage about what an "rear end in a top hat" I was to her into checking and body slamming other crazy bitches

How heavy was she?

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014



remember when they had a league of it on spike tv? was it spike tv?

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014



Dead Precedents posted:

How heavy was she?

she ain't heavy, she's his lover

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

Hey, good to see ya.

Choreographed and predetermined. In other words, wrestling on skates.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008



Ah, the 3rd fat is beautiful thread

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005


Dead Precedents posted:

How heavy was she?


She had a bit of weight to her but compared to the other girls in roller derby she was downright skinny. Like 140lbs and 5'6"; gotta love that rear end! And them titties.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005


Seriously though a lot of it was muscle, according to her parents she used to make dudes cry in highschool by beating the poo poo outta them. Perfect for roller derby!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


the 70s roller ball movie is fuckin dope

Dead Precedents
May 4, 2005
Squirrels are the true enemy.


ilikedirt posted:

the 70s roller ball movie is fuckin dope

Iggy Koopa
Jan 1, 1970
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howd that feal

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013


like a tired sack full of cottage cheese?

avatarinwin
Sep 15, 2013


According to my cuckolations OP wants to do nothing but sleep with fat women

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009


avatarinwin posted:

According to my cuckolations OP wants to do nothing but sleep with fat women

sounds like a chill dude to me

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014


I never actually knew what it was, just the people who did it. I just read about it and it seems kind of fun. Are there any hot ones though?

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

MUCH LIKE YOUR POSTING

ive never gone to a roller derby but ive known some chicks involved and it seems like a fun thing to check out for an afternoon on the weekend when im blazed out of my head

comes along bort
Sep 12, 2012



avatarinwin posted:

According to my cuckolations OP wants to do nothing but sleep with fat women

who doesn't?

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014



Good job op, white trash sports like derby, rasslin, or monster trucks are always the superior choice to more traditional sports.

Bugdrvr
Mar 7, 2003



My girlfriend plays roller derby (not fat, sorry) so I get to watch it a lot.
It's kinda white trash but there are people from all walks that play. They even have two doctors and a few post doc students on her team.

Watching is fun once you get to know the rules but the after parties are where it's at.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

Skulls for the skull throne!
Skulls for the skull joke!
I love skulls!


Go straight from roller derby to a burlesque show for an entire of evening of sad looking bodies in fishnets.

Frackie Robinson
Apr 26, 2008



I like watching watching militant lesbians throw elbows at each other, if you don't you're probably a enjoyable human being.

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Bugdrvr posted:

My girlfriend plays roller derby (not fat, sorry) so I get to watch it a lot.
It's kinda white trash but there are people from all walks that play. They even have two doctors and a few post doc students on her team.

Watching is fun once you get to know the rules but the after parties are where it's at.

brutish lesbians, monster trucks, beer dispensing hats, white trash sports rule

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