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Welcum to Posting 101...you're about to get SCHOOLED
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Aug 31, 2014 22:38
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Remember that one class you took where one insufferable loving jackass kept piping up with the worst questions CONSTANTLY during lectures and people literally moaned when it kept happening? I'm the professor that refuses to just fail the kid and keeps addressing the questions.
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Aug 31, 2014 22:41
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Hello class. *climbs on desk* I wanted..ugh..to thank you... *kneels down on all fours* For turning in your assignments last...week *begins taking off grey dress slacks, untucking shirt, tie hangs freely* Each paper was more...stimulating than the last, with some...ugh...obvious exceptions, of course *smiles, now nude from the waist down, circles about on the desk, ends with rear end facing the class. Lowers into downward dog position* Some of you....have...caught wind of...my... predilictions *produces glass coke bottle from desk drawer* And...I just want you and your parents to know *feebly begins trying to insert the bottle into his anus* Ah!...aaaaahh....that we *takes it neck deep* aaahh..uhhh..value your continued tutelage here.. *starts thrusting* At...state.
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Aug 31, 2014 22:53
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a hole-y ghost posted:*two students are disrespectfully chatting during the lecture, talking about weed milk and the proper way to make it* Harold and Kumar go to Community College
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Aug 31, 2014 22:58
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All my professors just kept screaming "I'm gay" at the top of their lungs. Every class, they just kept screaming. I tried to turn in papers, well cited papers, too. But nothing would appease them. After 4 years, I left, but the screaming didn't leave me.
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Sep 1, 2014 18:14
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