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*dude walks in five minutes late wearing jeans faded at the calves and crotch. whips off sunglasses and blazer* "'Sup, folks, I'm Dave and I'll be leading you through the wild world of math this semester. Just call me Dave, none of that "professor" crap in here. Math is wild, it plays by its own rules. Luckily so do I." *sits on the edge of the desk* "So this is my first semester at this school. Anybody know what bars are good around here?" *raises hand, nobody responds* "It's all good, it's all good. But, hey, math can be scary. I was in college once too, you know. Not too long ago either, ha! But seriously, please let me know if I can help you at all this semester. My office door is always open." *flashes wolfish smile at sorority girl in the fifth row*
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Concerned Citizen posted:*drops chalk on floor* *bends over to pick it up* *waves butt at crowd* *lets loose a massive fart* *shits everywhere* *poo poo is labeled 'this thread'* not so cool, friend
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naem posted:Hi I'm a surprisingly hot 35 year old blonde woman with pigtails, I'll be cucking my husband with a half dozen of you this semester and then act devastated when he divorces me, garnering sympathy while simultaneously blowing male staff members to help get on a tenure track before my crow's feet etch thenselves any deeper. PS this is how the real world works, that will be $40,000 thanks art school?
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plumper fuckbus posted:ugh dave the adjunct intermediate math professor is a creep i know, right?
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Supreme Allah posted:okay okay lets all just settle down class. I want to take a moment to welcome you.. "Clever girl!"
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Yaldabaoth posted:Hello and welcome to class. God is dead, hail Satan! and that blackboard was albert einstein
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Quickscope420dad posted:Today class we're gunna be talking about how to pleasure ourselves Any volunteers?
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"I'm a rebel," says the man who's spent the entirety of his 20's in school.
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Captain_Indigo posted:"So in conclusion, Gerth suggests that Freeman's theorum is overly simplistic and trite. A bit like *checks cards* Justin Beiber" *hopefully scans the audience*. they're just catching onto britney spears by now
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