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Invent a website that a bunch of dumbasses can use to stream their video games to losers that will give them money for doing absolutely nothing, then sell it to Amazon for a billion dollars.
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This is going to sound crazy, but stand up right now. Tuck your dick between your legs, rip a huge hit off that bong, swing that noose over your neck, and just start jerkin. TRUST ME ON THIS
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Sep 1, 2014 02:15
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dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening, you are forgettable and nobody cares about you
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Sep 1, 2014 02:16
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i would tell myself all the top internet memes and then reap the sweat rewardss
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Sep 1, 2014 02:16
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Big Beef City posted:"Don't kill yourself this time" oh my god it worked he's alive
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Sep 1, 2014 02:16
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TOOT BOOT posted:turn aatrek in
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Sep 1, 2014 02:16
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hmm. mabe if i saw my self 10 years ago... ID MURDER MY SELF 
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Sep 1, 2014 02:16
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invest in smash mouth
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Sep 1, 2014 02:17
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i would tell myself im gay
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Sep 1, 2014 02:18
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'youre gay'
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Sep 1, 2014 02:19
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OP, this thread is based on a flawed premise and therefore worthless. namely, that I would have learned anything of value over the last 10 years of my life.
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Sep 1, 2014 02:33
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Start the Cuckhold trend early.
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Sep 1, 2014 02:44
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Hurry up and join the greens already
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Sep 1, 2014 03:08
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Also kill all men
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Sep 1, 2014 03:08
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WilltheMagicAsian posted:What happened to you on 9/11/2004 that was back when i was working two jobs and listening to micheal savage every night on a portable radio while i picked up trash around the movie theater parking lot so i dont remember actually..
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Sep 1, 2014 03:17
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ilikedirt posted:i would tell myself all the top internet memes and then reap the sweat rewardss LOL you should actually do this
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Sep 1, 2014 03:17
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i'd tell myself that "9/11 was just the beginnin'"
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Sep 1, 2014 03:22
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I would tell myself to commit suicide because it won't get any better after 10 years 
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Sep 1, 2014 03:23
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Kenzie posted:I would tell myself to commit suicide because it won't get any better after 10 years we have netflix now though
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Sep 1, 2014 03:24
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Kenzie posted:I would tell myself to commit suicide because it won't get any better after 10 years
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Sep 1, 2014 03:24
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I would hype the poo poo out of myself for the upcoming WoW release
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Sep 1, 2014 03:28
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i would tell myself not to get into drinking liquor
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Sep 1, 2014 04:13
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People really do die young sometimes and you shouldn't think there will be time to spend with them later.
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Sep 1, 2014 04:15
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for serious though, the lottery numbers for the first couple of drawings from back then ... the only thing that hindsight offers any advantage on
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Sep 1, 2014 04:16
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My faithfulness to a gf back then turned out to be a waste I might tell myself to bang all those other girls on the side? Would lose a lot of moral integrity on the other hand baginas
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Sep 1, 2014 04:27
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dadrips posted:stop it with the manga read more manga more anime, more jrpgs, more weeb stuff Fluffy Bunnies posted:And don't freak out about Japan. It's alright in the end. exactly, stop worrying about anime and learn to love it, 1984 style. anime loves you icantfindaname fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Sep 1, 2014 |
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Sep 1, 2014 04:46
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"You should try scotch it's actually really good"
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Sep 1, 2014 04:48
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Lawman 0 posted:Stop playing video games and work out. play video games and work out aka learn to manage your time like a well-adjusted adult rather than a barely-functioning depressive
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Sep 1, 2014 04:48
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"Ha ha, this is some Terminator poo poo right here. Gimme five!" Then I'd high five myself.
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Sep 1, 2014 05:08
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I would tell myself to start writing down lottery numbers so that when I looped back around I could give them to myself because seriously who the hell actually knows any of the lottery picks this week let alone over the last 10 years.
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Sep 1, 2014 05:30
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Smoke weed. Every. Day.
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Sep 1, 2014 05:39
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There's always money in the banana stand
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Sep 1, 2014 05:55
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Explore rear end play
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Sep 1, 2014 05:58
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I would tell myself "holy poo poo, Juando290! Just wait until half life three comes out. It will change your life." I might be an rear end in a top hat.
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Sep 1, 2014 07:07
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TOOT BOOT posted:"im gay"
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Sep 1, 2014 07:07
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The only thing to fear is fear itself.
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Sep 1, 2014 07:41
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heh saw some celeb butthole today and feeling really good about it
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Sep 1, 2014 07:42
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You got into anime fuckwad and you've played some JRPGs, it's too late for you now. Also, that archaeology degree, though interesting, is going to mean grad school and no job.
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Sep 1, 2014 07:45
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Lots of lives destroyed by anime ITT War on anime save the manchildren
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Don't have kids till you've paid off your own school loan.
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