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::rushes out of the time machine panting:: "poo poo, I should have set it for 10 years and six months, you just graduated from college with a degree that will get you NOWHERE. You should have gone into computers or something instead. You dumbass. At least there's still time to dump that girl you're about to marry before your life turns to a real living hell. Oh, that's right, you're still going to think she's actually trying to be in a good relationship for the next 7 years. Sorry, she's not, she's just hoping you'll change enough for her." Then, while my past self is surely bawling his eyes out because I was an even bigger pussy then than I am now, I'll show him a picture of my son that's fading away, Marty Mcfly style, never to exist because of my actions. I'm kinda a heartless dick that way.
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