|
These tits and that poos: http://imgur.com/a/ZJWyT NSFW also please do not objectify thx
|
#
¿
Aug 31, 2014 23:12
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 18, 2024 05:10 |
|
|
Also if any game developers are reading, please do not put Jennifer's tits and vagina in any of your games, thanks.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 31, 2014 23:13
|
|
|
I recording myself jizzing for the purposes of seeing whether my cum flies as far or is as visible on camera as the jizz in pornos but if phones are this easy to hack I'm going to have to go and delete the loving thing. It's bullshit. Get your act together phone companies.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 31, 2014 23:22
|
|
|
ladyboy pancake posted:wow its actually really cool that someone leaked a person's photos and not lovely at all. What's more worrying is that young females these days - even the most rich and successful of young women - feel they have to take nudey pictures of themselves for the titillation of men they're trying to attract.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 31, 2014 23:25
|
|
|
I agree. It's a really lovely thing to do. Also, this one (NSFW) wasn't in the Imgur gallery: http://i.imgur.com/AkpMIxY.jpg (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
|
|
#
¿
Aug 31, 2014 23:28
|
|
|
For the purposes of balance, here's the other JLaw: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AYwY74fDryU/SBv1q-ReWPI/AAAAAAAABcA/fpqFuxzQDpQ/s1600/Jude_law_02.JPG NSFW (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
|
|
#
¿
Aug 31, 2014 23:46
|
|
|
been edging it all week until the Luis Guzman pics leak his meatus filling the shot, looking right into his pisshole can't cum till I'm looking down the barrel of his little Mexican cock
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2014 10:57
|
|
|
Jennifer Lawrence could actually put her talents to use dealing with this thing. She should release a video onto Youtube, her talking to a webcam in her bedroom, a tight shot from just above the shoulders, weeping, talking about how violated she feels, then at the end of the video she stands up to turn the camera off and she has her tits out again and she's like "oh, poo poo". I'd laugh at that. Then pause it and stand on my desk so I can cum on the monitor.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2014 11:00
|
|
|
I'm torn because Kate Upton is built like someone put some tits on an armoire and she has a flabbier, saggier rear end than my grandma but that same rear end in doggy is capable of working out HUGE loving LOADS and there are few things in life that feel as good as throwing out some thick sticky ropes.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2014 14:18
|
|
|
When I say "that same rear end", I mean Kate Upton's rear end not my grandma's. Doggy hurts her knees so we stick to mish.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2014 14:19
|
|
|
Rambling Robot posted:this is why we needed and still need the fat is beautiful thread. She isn't curvy, though. I dunno why people keep saying this. Take the tits off and she has the same build as a Duplo brick.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2014 15:51
|
|
|
Still, dat load...
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2014 15:54
|
|
|
I just don't think you can call a chick curvy when her boyfriend, objectively and obviously, has a bigger, more well-rounded rear end than her.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2014 15:56
|
|
|
Still....dat fuckin load, man....
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2014 15:57
|
|
|
Why can't we get leaked pics of Luis Guzman throwing out some loving yoghurt like that? Little gobs of precum beading at the pisshole of his little Mexican chode then BLAMMO, thick gobbets of chunky cum just erupting all over the place, three, four pumps then dying down to viscous rivulets then his remaining potato water just running down his stubby, still jacking fist.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2014 16:00
|
|
|
BigBoss posted:She's pear shaped and has a really high waistline. That coupled with lovely stylists who always put her in low rise poo poo that's a size too small and piss poor photographers who have no idea how to direct gives the impression that she's fat. She's a big girl, probably a little softer than she should be, but she has great building blocks to work with. 45 minutes a day doing Pilates or whatever and she could be a model for another 10 years no problem. Ten years is too late. Thirty years old or her first kid (whatever comes first) and it's loving game over for chicks like that.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2014 16:01
|
|
|
BigBoss posted:It's not 1960 anymore. 32 isn't old the way it used to be. Cosmetics, moisturizers, fitness, nutrition, and lifestyle have changed a lot since then. Kate Upton has access to all the top flight poo poo cause she's rich and famous. She will be fine as long as she keeps on it. LifeSizePotato posted:miranda kerr is 31 and has a child and is bangin like a biscuit It's not about age. It's about metabolism and body type. Miranda Kerr is naturally thin and waifish. Upton's the kinda chick that's on a hiding to nothing when it comes to her weight; yeah, she looks okay now but that penchant for Ding-Dongs and general lack of activity's going to kill her once she gets pregnant or past thirty. She's the epitome of one of those women who was hot in high school then you see her at a reunion years later and she's pushing two-fifty or three bills. 5'10" is gonna hurt her too. She's 22 and she already has Kathy Bates' rear end.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2014 18:14
|
|
|
Luis Guzman has 14 million.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2014 18:18
|
|
|
Bobnumerotres posted:heh lena dunham doesnt adhere to my standards of what a woman should be, disregard her opinion lol burger *is a 300 pound goon still posting on this poo poo thread* Please stop projecting, Bobnumerotres.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 4, 2014 19:39
|
|
|
If someone had said to me at the start of the week that I'd see Bar Rafaeli pulling her own rear end in a top hat open I'd have been like 'nah'. I think that's the important point here.  http://i.imgur.com/nAiOKhy.jpg
Kirk Johnson fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Sep 5, 2014 |
|
#
¿
Sep 5, 2014 02:22
|
|
|
Titty Warlord posted:gas this gay retarded thread no wait http://imgur.com/a/N1cl3 (I was about to say gas too but I just checked and it turns out the Internet ICloud Celeb Rape Squad aren't done yet) Kirk Johnson fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Sep 5, 2014 |
|
#
¿
Sep 5, 2014 16:11
|
|
|
Zzulu posted:the internet csi detectives are really sad http://www.viralglobalnews.com/entertainment/reddits-the-fappening-users-employ-csi-tactics-to-identify-photos/16151/  IT'S THE CONTROVERSY THAT'S TEARING THE INTERNET APART http://www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/comments/2fjxgp/explain_bar_refaelis_moles/
Kirk Johnson fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Sep 5, 2014 |
|
#
¿
Sep 5, 2014 16:58
|
|
|
Harry in Rio posted:i have a fascination with mental retardation
|
|
#
¿
Sep 5, 2014 18:46
|
|
|
I wonder what the ratio of 'time spent fapping' versus 'time spent on Google Image search trying to prove identity' is for these people.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 5, 2014 18:49
|
|
|
http://i.imgur.com/Q97aSgI.jpg fuckin lol these people The juxtaposition and effort that's going into these is hilarious. Kirk Johnson fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Sep 5, 2014 |
|
#
¿
Sep 5, 2014 21:03
|
|
|
Pay close attention to the fingers. N.B. please ignore the extreme close up of her rear end in a top hat
|
|
#
¿
Sep 5, 2014 21:59
|
|
|
You may not know who Luis Guzman is by name but you'd definitely recognize his face.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 6, 2014 00:28
|
|
|
Yaldabaoth posted:You know what? I'm glad this happened because most actresses have a set of curling tongs up their rear end about actually showing the goods despite how their profession was regarded as little more than prostitution for most of human history. Getting paid to walk around and look sexy but stopping short of actually showing the good parts is like paying some one to build you a house but they stop before putting a roof on it ftfy
|
|
#
¿
Sep 6, 2014 00:37
|
|
|
Did she suffocate?
|
|
#
¿
Sep 6, 2014 17:32
|
|
|
One of the benefits of having a completely average-sized dick is never having the compulsion to send pictures of it to anyone. R-r-right, guys?
|
|
#
¿
Sep 6, 2014 21:39
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 18, 2024 05:10 |
|
|
Please, gerbil-faced, 24 year old Mormon chick, tell me what to think about looking at a pair of tits.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 7, 2014 00:22
|
|