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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

There will be no mercy


I had always thought neckbeards were an extreme exaggeration and a caricature made to group people together into 1 amorphous term.

Then I spent an 4 hours at a college for technology.


Jesus loving christ.


I had only seen 1 fedora but the amount of fat neckbeardy motherfuckers was almost tied to the amount of retards who think shrapnel is a fashion accessory with half of their face pierced, having gigantic holes in their ears(male and female), having long emo hair and having wacky rear end hair colors.

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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013


try to enjoy college

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012
Who do I have to piss off to get a red title?

Most neckbeards are also fat because both are sign of some one who was allowed to do whatever he wanted while growing up instead of being taught proper discipline.

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

There will be no mercy


I actually like learning and math.

I just hate people and I always thought (hoped) that the caricatures that people described when speaking about neckbeards were exaggerated. I feel very, very disappointed that these people exist.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
rush in,
not caring to hit or
miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges.



Day 9 really let himself go

Methanar posted:

I actually like learning and math.

I just hate people and I always thought (hoped) that the caricatures that people described when speaking about neckbeards were exaggerated. I feel very, very disappointed that these people exist.

the only neckbeard I've met was a kinda chill anthropology student but he was very proud of the lovely neckbeard he had been growing over the course of two years. It was this wispy, patchy mess that made him look far smellier than he probably was.

People should just own up to not being able to grow beards. I can't grow a beard for poo poo, so instead of suffering through a lovely unkempt itchy mess on my face I'll just shave it off.

Verisimilidude fucked around with this message at Sep 1, 2014 around 02:30

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008

The most richly flavored of all drunkards.

Wow that's really gross man, maybe you shouldn't go to a college for gross nerds

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013


Methanar posted:

I actually like learning and math.

I just hate people and I always thought (hoped) that the caricatures that people described when speaking about neckbeards were exaggerated. I feel very, very disappointed that these people exist.

whoa why do you hate people?

The Hissing Butt
Nov 23, 2013

Why hello!

college is a scam, don't go

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


The Hissing Butt posted:

college is a scam, don't go

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER?!



I swear you have to TRY to do this. It's like he got shaving instructions, but they had the parts you are and aren't supposed to shave mixed up.

a starwar betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax



it be cool if this guy was on the cover of every book william gibson ever wrote

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

bitches always be trippin'



https://twitter.com/NeckbeardHacker

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness



It at least draws attention away from his ridiculous nose and how close his mouth is to it

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013



Umm...Jesus I just don't understand the world anymore.

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


motherfucker looks like that judge muppet

BKPR
Nov 11, 2007

i'm the motherfuckin trapezoid


p sure i've seen this dude in some dr suess books

Zev
Apr 3, 2009



So that's what it looks like when you shave a Sasquatch.

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope


I want to shave it off. Looking at it makes me uncomfortable.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


just get some cocaine. drugs are the only answer

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

But these pasted on barbershop trimmings are the only thing I have that shows I might be a man!

Dead Precedents
May 4, 2005
Squirrels are the true enemy.


mookface posted:

motherfucker looks like that judge muppet

It's like Sam the Eagle and him had a kid.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Ode To Viceroy


is this motherfucker part bald eagle?!

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

- hi

wow thats really something op

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

previously on GBS: fedoras are bad!

this week on GBS: neckbeards are bad!

next week: socks with sandals are bad

stay tuned for future important gbs announcements

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007
Philosophy degrees add inches to your penis


Xaris posted:

previously on GBS: fedoras are bad!

this week on GBS: neckbeards are bad!

next week: socks with sandals are bad

stay tuned for future important gbs announcements

skinny jeans and/or bad tattoos. that was the punchline you were looking for

Darth123123
Jan 26, 2006



Xaris posted:

previously on GBS: fedoras are bad!

this week on GBS: neckbeards are bad!

next week: socks with sandals are bad

stay tuned for future important gbs announcements

Anime is good

THS
Jun 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!


Darth123123 posted:

Anime is good

nah, its bad :/

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

I'm Gay


Shave eveything after the top of the Adam's apple

Don't shave RIGHT UNDER YOUR JAW

you look like a dolt

And when you open your gay mouth to suck straight cock your skin stretches over your jaw and oh look your shaved skin is now on top of your face and it looks really bad

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Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Xaris posted:

previously on GBS: fedoras are bad!

this week on GBS: neckbeards are bad!

next week: socks with sandals are bad

stay tuned for future important gbs announcements

Look! Over there! People having fun! Quick go try and ruin it for them!

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