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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Had an English professor who barely spoke the language and had an accent so strong she probably got fired from Dell for being unintelligible. I don't know if anyone got better than a C.

Also, that class taught me what a "fruitarian" is. It's a scrawny dude who should probably be dead and never grew to full size due to malnutrition.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I believe there's a fair number of STEM students in that thar group.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
You're not supposed to stop in the intersection, so you're probably boned. That said, it's NYC...you HAVE to do that to get through any intersection. I've never seen or heard of them trying to enforce that in the city.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Carteret posted:

How hard was it to stifle your urge to kill?

That would've been impolite so he just said, "Thank you, good sir."

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It'd be great if you could find one, but not so good on the fuel economy. Seriously though, most of the bigger compact cars are probably going to work for you. My last car was a Focus...I'm 6'1" and I probably had about 4 inches before my head hit the ceiling, and there was plenty of legroom. Focus, Civic, Corolla, Mini (probably not at that price).

Actually though, I think I'd start looking at something like a used Fusion. They're pretty good on gas, and they'll have more useful room and probably better options for the price. It's probably a little more fun to drive than any Camry or most Accords, too. I'd stay away from a used VW, personally. I don't think I know anyone who's bought a VW in the last 10 years that hasn't regretted it within 6 months or so because they're steaming piles of poo poo.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
What kind of gas mileage are you seeing in an xb? Because I know someone who averages about 2mpg better than my Jeep. It's one of the few vehicles that's LESS aerodynamic.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Flikken posted:

I bought a used 07 jetta2.5 and haven't had any issues with it. :iiam:


I've had it 3 years.

Ah, so you're the one.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mad Dragon posted:

What the gently caress. Did they buy MK4s? I've had a Mk5 (2006) and currently own a Mk6 (2010) GTI, and neither are steaming piles of poo poo. The only reason I don't still have the MK5 is it was in an accident.

An 05 or 06, an 08, and a 10 are the ones I can think of. All Passats and Jettas. I think they were all gas but its been a while.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Is that your next scheduled appointment or when your incorrect medication will be ready?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

RichieHimself posted:

I have an iphone 4 and it works perfectly fine. I don't need my phone to do any wizard poo poo so if I can use netflix, imessage, and take mirror shot dick pics for the cloud I'm all set. Plus, Verizon says the only way I can get a new phone without losing my sick grandfathered in unlimited data plan is to pay full retail price. gently caress that noise, iphone 4 till I die son.

Good luck with that. As someone who rocked an iphone 3G until the 5 came out, I can assure you that performance turns to utter trash after just a couple IOS updates once your phone stops being supported. Like the iphone 4 and IOS 8. It won't be too bad until 9 drops next year, then you'll start hating it. By about 9.5 you'll be waiting for poo poo to load like Windows 7 on a goddamn PII.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

wont be able to watch porn in gods own 1080p hidef where you can see every hemorrhoid on the bitchs rear end porn with the new iphone

thats pretty sad

Gonna buy an apple watch and call it my porn watch so I can watch porn on my porn watch.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Better chance of Star Tac coming back.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That totally won't depend on the features, contract, or carrier.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Snowdens Secret posted:

Ain't nothin touchin them cogs



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tg1kEBUO9A

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

yea they either need to throw a turbo on that lil 2 liter or slam a v6 into the engine bay and actually give it some balls cuz a 7.6 0-60 and 15 second 1/4 is kind of anemic

Turbo it and badge it as a goddamn Supra.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Nobody who gave a poo poo about maintaining a car ever bought a loving Evo. It's guys who hated being stuck in a Civic SI and suddenly realized they could afford the payment on a $30,000 car.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The Dart is a Fiat, not a Chrysler design. It's fine.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

krispykremessuck posted:

everywhere is the gayest city

Especially if it begins with Camp, Fort, or NS/NAS, or ends with AFB.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Man people from my work are going all sadbrains over seeing the dead guy on the road this morning. For a bunch of HARDENED FORMER MILITARY KILLERS HOOYAH (fuckin navy) they sure are a bunch of pussies.

Weak. My kid saw a girl get run over by their school bus when he was 6 or 7.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

the hallway always smells like poo poo this place is infested with chinks spics and spooks

This sounds like a line that was cut from Ghostbusters.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you think your kid is hard?



this kid has probably cut off someones head

Point to AK kid, but mine's still white.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
How hard would it be to live on like $50k around Ft McNair? I assume this is like ramen and roku levels of low pay.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Snowdens Secret posted:

If you're moving to the DC Metro area for a $50k job you're kind of a shmuck tho.

Besides, Vas can cut those expenses tremendously if instead of living alone he finds roommates that don't mind finding a place >1000 ft from any school.

It was for me, not Vas. :eng99:

McNair has been posting historian jobs for weeks. I've applied 3 times but one of their requirements is to have a phd thesis or book-length monograph...my masters capstone was like 50 pages. Third rejection was last week. This week they put up a lower-paying, lower responsibility version of the same job. I figure they either just stood up an office and need to completely staff it, or they're not finding what they want for the GS13 level that seems to be going unfilled and they're willing to consider me at a more reasonable rate.

The pay sucks but it's a fed job, it gets me to the east coast where I want to end up, and it's in the right career field. But I dunno. It's also not the best option out there right now, so we'll see what happens.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kawasaki Nun posted:

I think that means you'll be getting called back for the ground operation

That's probably how they'll pick who gets called back.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
poo poo. :(

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Worked out well for Caro.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Suicides will continue clearing out the old to make room for the next generation of idiots that ignored all the advice offered after asking about enlisting.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I loving love that image. It basically shut down that thread. :lol:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2914418

So loving fast.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Make sure she actually practices with it.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

We have black history month

Why not gun history month

Fourth of July, bitch.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Amerigust

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
If we're lucky everyone in that thread will die. Then everyone outside that thread.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Obama Africanus posted:

If you post in this forum and went to the VA and didn't leave with at least 30% for Aspergers and another 40% for the Autism Kicker (Adding up to 50% ~*~somehow~*~) you don't understand what that fat black recruiter lady at the VA emergency room was telling you.

I couldn't even get a loving ID card. I can get better customer service at a Mexican Walmart.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Something that killed my aunt this summer.

Still better than being on the Bucs.

Edit: Goddratit

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Oh sure, a week after I start a loving six-volume history series you asshats start tossing out new book ideas.

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