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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Mods, please change my username to The Charismatic Apology

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Remember when TNA and WWE settled a legal despute by having Christian appear on a TNA PPV looking miserable for five minutes? Good times.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Announced yesterday and wasn't picked up by the Wrestling media:



Talk about someone who played his cards wrong. Jessy Sorensen leaves Wrestling and his family with a mountain of debt.

Second paragraph for those who don't know the story:
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2014/0202/569873/daffney-talks-more-about-her-lawsuit-against-tna/

Death Zebra
May 14, 2014

Gonzo McFee posted:

Remember when TNA and WWE settled a legal despute by having Christian appear on a TNA PPV looking miserable for five minutes? Good times.

Weren't the fans chanting for him to come back as well? Lol.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
Dixie Carter is so nice, like a mom. TNA is like a family.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


she's not insane like the man up north, she's just a mom

Gonzo McFee posted:

Remember when TNA and WWE settled a legal despute by having Christian appear on a TNA PPV looking miserable for five minutes? Good times.

I'm pretty sure he was supposed to appear for a HOF ceremony and he ended up not showing up.

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
A mom that didn't pay the hospital bill when one of her children had to go.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Dixie Carter is so nice, like a mom. TNA is like a family.

the mom from Carrie

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I like that for how apparently disarming and likeable Dixie seems to be backstage to manage get people to buy into the TNA dream, she is still a loving horrible promo and tv character.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Dixie Carter is so nice, like a mom. TNA is like a family.

flashy_mcflash posted:

the mom from Carrie

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

"Oh AJ, darlin, you're going to New Japan? THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU! THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!"

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Fibby Boy posted:

A mom that didn't pay the hospital bill when one of her children had to go.
Nah she's one of those good moms who have her kids solve their crippling debts by working by their bootstraps

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

It really takes talent to make Vince 'poop on a stick' McMahon look like a well-adjusted and decent human being by comparison.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Just imagine the movie "Mommie Dearest" with Dixie instead of Joan Crawford and your pretty much there.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

rovert posted:

Announced yesterday and wasn't picked up by the Wrestling media:



Talk about someone who played his cards wrong. Jessy Sorensen leaves Wrestling and his family with a mountain of debt.

Second paragraph for those who don't know the story:
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2014/0202/569873/daffney-talks-more-about-her-lawsuit-against-tna/

his name is spelled jessy?

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Fibby Boy posted:

A mom that didn't pay the hospital bill when one of her children had to go.

A mom fron Nashville.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I read that article earlier today and maybe it's just PSP's brainwashing but she still sounded like a pretty terrible human being even in the article.

Might just have been me though.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Ahahhahahahhahaha

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Oh my goodness. Now that is amazing.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

So EC3 and Spud have broken up and Brodus is his rebound? That's significantly less interesting.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





I hope they give him the title just to be completely typical TNA goddamn.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
I finally get my samoa joe vs brodus clay x-division dream match
:allears:

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Never change, TNA* :allears:



*Feel free to just die, though.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Ahahahahahahahaha

edit: hahahahahahaha

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I don't think I can even laugh anymore

This is just sad

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

How in the hell do you lose Russo and get worse?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

It looks like it's the return we all wanted!


The tiny ring!

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



brodus clay will be in the tna hall of fame before joe, daniels, roode, or storm.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Is this gonna be like with Del Rio where they promised him the TNA World Championship immediately if he signed with TNA?

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Brodus Clay is 41 years old, I can't handle it

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Well they couldn't get Del Rio so they went with the next best thing, his bodyguard!

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

i hope they put the title on brodus clay

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
If they reform Team 3D he can be Brother Bro.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

CubsWoo posted:

If they reform Team 3D he can be Brother Bro.

Bring back Spike Dudley and push them to the moon.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Codependent Poster posted:

It looks like it's the return we all wanted!


The tiny ring!

Nope, Brodus [somehow] got sloppier.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Does Brodus have a contract?

Normally this would be a stupid question given that he has appeared in a TNA ring. But ... you know TNA. Also they have form in doing this, (MVP).

Also, why would Brodus sign anything with this company that is so so near death?

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

So glad I jumped off that sinking ship.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

BrigadierSensible posted:

Does Brodus have a contract?

Normally this would be a stupid question given that he has appeared in a TNA ring. But ... you know TNA. Also they have form in doing this, (MVP).

Also, why would Brodus sign anything with this company that is so so near death?

Who else is going to pay him?

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

MassRafTer posted:

Who else is going to pay him?

He's paid in emotions.

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