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vapoursquid


you gently caress

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Hick Magnet



In this thread

vapoursquid


you're going to be a okay bud

vapoursquid


i promise

Hick Magnet



Yeah I'll be alright. I'm gonna go for a walk because there's a walgreens where all the overnight employees are girls, and they think I'm cool and give me attention and talk to me and make me feel less bad.

vapoursquid


haha you should've just gone there in the first place

Hick Magnet



I just don't have areason to be there for more than like 5 minutes.

Hick Magnet



And also they're all married so it's just like a social bandaid anyway, but it sounds cool so I'm gonna go now.

vapoursquid


why are you in tempe

vapoursquid


have fun @ walgreens

ForeverSmug



wait who is in Tempe

I am on Tempe

vapoursquid


its a sad place

tradjik



i walked to the shops earlier to buy smokes and the lady at the counter put on this really deep and sultry voice when giving me my change and saying goodbye and it made me feel extremely awkward also she was fat

tradjik



i dont like going to the shops

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ForeverSmug posted:

wait who is in Tempe

I am on Tempe

ARe you really? I'm around southern&mcclintock

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vapoursquid posted:

why are you in tempe

I've been here for 17 years, and I'm dying to leave but I can't afford it,a nd right now I'm having trouble finding a job because I can't drive because of partial blindness. I left my old job to go back to school, except that was a mistake because now I don't have anything to do with my time.

ForeverSmug



Funnypost Collabo posted:

ARe you really? I'm around southern&mcclintock

Uhhhhh I think that's north of here. I just moved here. I'm off university?

Hick Magnet



South of there. You're up by the light rail, yeah? I'm about 2 miles south of that.

ForeverSmug



I moved here 4 weeks ago and was homeless.for two BC apartment are lovely gay idiots. Sleeped in my car for some nights

Hick Magnet



Why did you move here, are you going to ASU?

ForeverSmug



Funnypost Collabo posted:

South of there. You're up by the light rail, yeah? I'm about 2 miles south of that.

That's on mill avenue, right? I cut through it.

ForeverSmug



No I have masters.

Hick Magnet



I was getting University confused with Apache.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/S...223121f1d77ba2b

These are my major crossroads

posting smiling



there should be a poster that lives near me, as well.

Hick Magnet



I can show you around Tempe sometime but there's not much to see, except a couple great pizza places and a great Thai place, and umm, that's really all this town has going for it if you're like me and don't drink.

ForeverSmug



I do not. I been mostly only eating at gas stations since I got here though.

I've been on Apache.

Hick Magnet



Honestly though if anyone comes to Tempe, because BYOB seems to come to Tempe shockingly often, I will take you out for a drink or a 'za or whatever. I'm so lonely, please be my friend...

ForeverSmug



lol I had a car wreck last week and got my car worked on At the tire place across from you

Hick Magnet



Now if only you're a lonely girl who will smoke me out it's a match made in heaven

ForeverSmug



nope. Sorry man

Hick Magnet



Well dang. I don't want to hang out then.

Haha, just kidding. Well I'm usually at the Xtreme Bean Coffee on McClintock&Southern on Friday/Saturday nights now, if you want to stop by sometime.

e: Just look for this laptop

Hick Magnet fucked around with this message at Sep 1, 2014 around 09:09

ForeverSmug



I might not stay here

vapoursquid


i would meet ac in real life if i had the chance

i probably wouldn't go to tempe to do it thou

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ForeverSmug posted:

I might not stay here

I don't understand why you would even come here if you're not an ASU student. This is the worst city.

vapoursquid


foreversmug will you be my newbie

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vapoursquid posted:

i would meet ac in real life if i had the chance

i probably wouldn't go to tempe to do it thou

It would be cool to meet BYOB goons I think, because I'm cooler in real life than I am on the forums, and if they realized that maybe I would get more empty-quotes.

vapoursquid


i think people scare me because theyre too much like me and that threatens the self-ignorance that i need

Hick Magnet



Trying to date in Tempe Arizona is really hard because almost all the women my age are megahotties doing cool things with their lives that have no time for someone like me.

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Funnypost Collabo posted:

It would be cool to meet BYOB goons I think, because I'm cooler in real life than I am on the forums, and if they realized that maybe I would get more empty-quotes.

i would probably emptyquote you in real life

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Sleepy Owl posted:

i would probably emptyquote you in real life

Do you mean you would just follow me around making airquotes?

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