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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

So why didn't you try that instead of what happened?

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


No, he's just covering for me. I am missartaq. I have crippling dissosciative identity disorder and missartaq is one of my more loving lame, fat, and retarded alternate personalities, and I bought an account for it.

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.

Thunderbro posted:

fourth*

you know what you must do missartaq

Yearh, I know....


uwaeve posted:

In all honesty missartaq is my second account. I was looking to experience Goonwaffe from a different perspective: that of a lovable scamp with a heart of gold and big dreams, but not a lot of sense.

Eeehh ok, didn't even know that...


hemophilia posted:

No, he's just covering for me. I am missartaq. I have crippling dissosciative identity disorder and missartaq is one of my more loving lame, fat, and retarded alternate personalities, and I bought an account for it.

I'm actually all of your alts...

(bountiful info in this thread, or just a wide collection of mental cases)

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
I am Spartacus.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Guys, what if this is like a movie, and in the end we're all gonna find out that Brad Pitt was really Missartaq all along? :aaaaa:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Missartaq posted:

Yearh, I know....


Eeehh ok, didn't even know that...


I'm actually all of your alts...

(bountiful info in this thread, or just a wide collection of mental cases)

rolling with the punches, nice.

rookiethenewguy
Oct 15, 2014

Learn to lurk more, is the valuable information that I have learnt from todays lesson.

Doublestep
Sep 8, 2013

Keep on keeping on!

rookiethenewguy posted:

Learn to lurk more, is the valuable information that I have learnt from todays lesson.

You didn't learn.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

rookiethenewguy posted:

Learn to lurk more, is the valuable information that I have learnt from todays lesson.

Doublestep posted:

You didn't learn.

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

rookiethenewguy posted:

Learn to lurk more, is the valuable information that I have learnt from todays lesson.

Fess up, who paid :10bux: to make this joke?

rookiethenewguy
Oct 15, 2014


So stop while I'm ahead, right?

PassiveSentence
Jun 2, 2013

rookiethenewguy posted:

So stop while I'm ahead, right?

Missartaq here, just wanted to let my the best alliance, my Goonwaffe friends, know I've been circumventing the three month minimum age with good posts with three separate accounts at one month age each because one plus one plus one is three.

How was my space court performance?

-Missartaq (still mining for ISK)

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!

rookiethenewguy posted:

So stop while I'm ahead, right?

I'm afraid that time has come and gone, my friend. :justpost: as much as you can.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Missartaq posted:

Yearh, I know....


Eeehh ok, didn't even know that...


I'm actually all of your alts...

(bountiful info in this thread, or just a wide collection of mental cases)

go kill you're self

- like ingame i mean don't ban me CCP

rookiethenewguy
Oct 15, 2014

Donnerberg posted:

I'm afraid that time has come and gone, my friend. :justpost: as much as you can.

Is it better to troll in eve threads or just STO?
So far, it looks like EVE is ahead.

nelson
Apr 12, 2009
College Slice

rookiethenewguy posted:

Is it better to troll in eve threads or just STO?
So far, it looks like EVE is ahead.

If you want to be a serious troll you have to troll all the threads.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE?!

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Also lol @ any of you who spent :10bux: for one of those alt gimmicks.

Highblood
May 20, 2012

Let's talk about tactics.
I'm going to assume that last one is a joke by a goon, and not missartaq's fourth account.

Goddamn. This thread is giving lowtax some serious bank.

Oh, who am I kidding. I am Missartaq.. I should just forward my entire bank account directly to richard

-Missartaq

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.
Oh man, I forgot all my other accounts, so can I have a moderator or an admin delete all the other accounts I have, besides this one.

Those that needs deletion is:

Highblood, PassiveSentence, hemophilia, uwaeve, MoraleHazard, vermeul and properly a few more, perhaps some of the great "detectives" can help with the rest of the names...

(fight the power).

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Fathis Munk posted:

Also lol @ any of you who spent :10bux: for one of those alt gimmicks.

Somebody has to put food on the table for Lowtax's daughters since Missartaq won't buy plat.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

smg77 posted:

Somebody has to put food on the table for Lowtax's daughters since Missartaq won't buy plat.

What an rear end in a top hat, those little girls have to starve because of you missartaq. You could have prevented this. All of this :colbert:

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy

Missartaq posted:

Oh man, I forgot all my other accounts, so can I have a moderator or an admin delete all the other accounts I have, besides this one.

Those that needs deletion is:

Highblood, PassiveSentence, hemophilia, uwaeve, MoraleHazard, vermeul and properly a few more, perhaps some of the great "detectives" can help with the rest of the names...

(fight the power).

Oops I hosed up, don't delete this account.

-m

PassiveSentence
Jun 2, 2013

uwaeve posted:

Oops I hosed up, don't delete this account.

-m

Nevermind, take that back. I only want to get rid of the Missartaq account and puppet master with all the other alt accounts.

-Missartaq

(Yes I'm serious...)

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

pseudanonymous posted:

I am Spartacus.

I'm gay.

Givin
Jan 24, 2008
Givin of the Internet Hates You
This thread is the who's who of goons and eves. You gotta hang if you wanna bang.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Missartaq posted:

Oh man, I forgot all my other accounts, so can I have a moderator or an admin delete all the other accounts I have, besides this one.

Those that needs deletion is:

Highblood, PassiveSentence, hemophilia, uwaeve, MoraleHazard, vermeul and properly a few more, perhaps some of the great "detectives" can help with the rest of the names...

(fight the power).

Also this account, I forgot about it

-Missartaq

Also I just noticed I've been on this site for a year as of today what the gently caress is wrong with me

Hoppeduppeanut
Oct 27, 2013

ranbo das posted:

Also I just noticed I've been on this site for a year as of today what the gently caress is wrong with me

congrats happy cakeday missartaq

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

ranbo das posted:

Also this account, I forgot about it

-Missartaq

Also I just noticed I've been on this site for a year as of today what the gently caress is wrong with me

:eyepop: apply right now, I bet vyst will offer you cfc membership as a present.

Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram

Missartaq posted:

Oh man, I forgot all my other accounts, so can I have a moderator or an admin delete all the other accounts I have, besides this one.

Those that needs deletion is:

Highblood, PassiveSentence, hemophilia, uwaeve, MoraleHazard, vermeul and properly a few more, perhaps some of the great "detectives" can help with the rest of the names...

(fight the power).

Mods, I hosed up, I don't want this account banned. Sometimes the 'bad' personality wins. TIA. :v:

- Missartaq Hazard (only legit ISK doubler)

Moral_Hazard fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Oct 17, 2014

Biaga
Oct 27, 2009
This thread has 17 pages and has been going on for a month and a half.

Why.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Biaga posted:

This thread has 17 pages and has been going on for a month and a half.

Why.

Missartaq.

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!
This thread reminds me of my first kebab.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Lol this thread is still going

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Donnerberg posted:

This thread reminds me of my first kebab.

I get more of a convenience store sushi vibe from it.

Deadclown
Aug 1, 2014

Donnerberg posted:

This thread reminds me of my first kebab.

Me too

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

vyst posted:

Lol this thread is still going

Goons running a joke into the ground? Why I never :monocle:

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


totally gonna bring this thread up at the juicer tonight

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


blowfish posted:

Goons running a joke into the ground? Why I never :monocle:

OP you have the power to save us from ourselves. close the thread. do the right thing.

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Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.
Ok, I guess we had enough fun for one thread.

But no matter what you think I had allot of fun doing this, I hope all of you fell the same way. I will be moving along now, but I hope you wont forget me right away, and your are always welcome to say hello in game, same character name as my SA account name. Have fun all. Long live EVE online.

(No other than the the real Missartaq).

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