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weirdly chilly pussy
Oct 6, 2007

Let's hear it, GBS.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

They say if you have enough self-awareness to wonder if you're a narcissist then you're probably not a narcissist, but I beg to differ.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
not me im just aware and unashamed of my good looks

RichardGamingo
Mar 3, 2014
I know it's dumb to sign my posts, but I can't stop no matter how many times I'm told, because I'm really stupid and I want to make sure that shines through in everything I do and say, forever.

Best Regards,
RG

geke rowsperg posted:

Let's hear it, GBS.

I am the Fruedian genius the man called for when he stated that further information regarding the connexions of biological and psychological structures will come from an individual with a, "narcissistic psychoneuroses", but sometimes I forget that. Then I make a youtube.

Best Regards,
RG

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Why would I tell you?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
only me

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i think i'm pretty great does that count?

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

the fabulous rad tad is here

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Nah, I was a narcissist before, now I'm just perfect.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
it's not narcissism when you actually are better than everyone else

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

SpazmasterX posted:

it's not narcissism when you actually are better than everyone else

yea this

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
Dunno if I would call myself a narcissist- I pretty much hate myself. I have utter contempt for almost everyone else though.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
No, I have scientific evidence that I am likely much superior to you in my levels of empathy and understanding.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

sorry 3o but I cannot understand this! I can't read!

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
no one has ever seen my true capabilities only because so many jealous haters are constantly bringing me down. I have several stalkers. I don't put my creative exploits up for constructive criticism because no one cannot tell me something I don't already know I know myself better than anyone else ever possibly coul.d

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Three Olives posted:

No, I have scientific evidence that I am likely much superior to you in my levels of empathy and understanding.



Whoa nice red letter text TO. Who'd you piss off now?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Darth123123 posted:

Whoa nice red letter text TO. Who'd you piss off now?

trying to suss out who three olives pisses off is like a forums episode of who shot mr burns

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Three Olives posted:

No, I have scientific evidence that I am likely much superior to you in my levels of empathy and understanding.



yeah but you're as gay as the day is long so we already know you're a broken human being

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
stop posti ng threads about me u jealous mfers

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm not a narcissist just incredibly gay

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

SpazmasterX posted:

yeah but you're as gay as the day is long so we already know you're a broken human being

My old doorman told one of my neighbors I was "queer as a three dollar bill" so I was pretty happy when he finally got fired after I told his boss.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i'm positive i am the greatest poo poo poster ever.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
where's three olives?

e: lol he already posted here

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I have pms you know if you wanted to talk to me. Didn't need to make a whole thread for it.

72o
Dec 14, 2007

yes hello i'm a narcissist, would you like to know more about me

scaper exile
Feb 27, 2008
I believe I am the best narcissist here due to my rap sheet.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
yeah but im a better narcissist than all these other fags

naem
May 29, 2011

Not me I'm too perfect for that

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
id gently caress myself.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i'm

scaper exile
Feb 27, 2008

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

yeah but im a better narcissist than all these other fags

Well I have an actual diagnosis dating back to 2009. :spergin:

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Chris Awful posted:

id gently caress myself.

my penis isnt long enough. i can knock at the door but I can't step in. I need an inch to step in, and another two to to walk around.


with some help I could probably peek in...

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Three Olives posted:

My old doorman told one of my neighbors I was "queer as a three dollar bill" so I was pretty happy when he finally got fired after I told his boss.

oh now you're just playing it up

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
i wish i were born rich instead of good looking

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

jarvis cocker posted:

i wish i were born rich instead of good looking

you and me both

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
sup

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

are you saynig you're a narcissist Franco?

I find that hard to believe

Avalanche
Feb 2, 2007
I'm greater than a narcissist ergo not a narcissist.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I can't post in this thread because I have to start an entirely new thread that focuses exclusively on my narcissism.

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

well at least someone thinks you're cool!

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