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I'm pretty sure that you guys exist, but I'm positive that I don't What's it like to exist
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:26 |
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Smoking Crow posted:I'm pretty sure that you guys exist, but I'm positive that I don't pretty awesome
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:27 |
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i have the exact opposite of this problem.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:28 |
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Smoking Crow posted:I'm pretty sure that you guys exist, but I'm positive that I don't You get mail, and a newspaper, make a brew of coffee in the morning, and feed the cat. You leave your house in world made of terrorism and fear, everyone is out to get you, and work is an excuse to get by this. You come home and want to relax but telemarketers and ex girlfriends call you, sometimes drunk, sometimes not. You turn on the TV to discover there is nothing on, you try to read a book but you can't, because you are in constant pain. you wake up....
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:29 |
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TOILETLORD posted:pretty awesome What's the best part about existing Is it knowing that the food you eat actually does something
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:36 |
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Smoking Crow posted:What's the best part about existing Only thing you need to know is that a can of madarin oranges has 315% of vitamin C, without it, you'll die.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:37 |
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Smoking Crow posted:What's the best part about existing the best part about food is pooping it out, as a daily ritual.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:38 |
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It would be pretty great if it weren't for than darn Obama.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:40 |
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TOILETLORD posted:the best part about food is pooping it out, as a daily ritual. What about walking? Is walking nice?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:43 |
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Smoking Crow posted:What about walking? Is walking nice? Not as good as swimming
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:44 |
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Smoking Crow posted:What about walking? Is walking nice? Someday in the future, metal and spinal columns will become one, and paralysis will be a thing of the past. Stem cell research is a cluster gently caress though.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:46 |
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ColdReaches posted:Someday in the future, metal and spinal columns will become one, and paralysis will be a thing of the past. Stem cell research is a cluster gently caress though. But is that really a good thing? Would losing a part of your humanity be worth it to be considered normal? Speaking of which, what's it like to be a normal person who exists? Is it cool to know that most people are exactly like you?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:52 |
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Smoking Crow posted:But is that really a good thing? Would losing a part of your humanity be worth it to be considered normal? I've already lost the mental and emotional parts of my humanity, so having a bunch of metal parts would be the next logical step.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:55 |
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Smoking Crow posted:
nauseating
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:56 |
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Smoking Crow posted:But is that really a good thing? Would losing a part of your humanity be worth it to be considered normal? No such as normal, you have a script of some kind in your cabinet, or you're an alcholic/drug user. Life is made to exist, not the other way around.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:58 |
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ColdReaches posted:You get mail, and a newspaper, make a brew of coffee in the morning, and feed the cat. You leave your house in world made of terrorism and fear, everyone is out to get you, and work is an excuse to get by this. You wake up as light fills the window wells of your parent's basement. It's late, but you've got nothing to today so who cares? You sit up, stand, and shuffle up the stairs to empty your bladder. The house is quiet as everyone has gone to work. Thank God for small favors. As you sit and pee you think about showering, and quickly dismiss the thought. Who do you have to impress, anyway? The same goes for brushing your teeth. On the way back down to your sanctuary you stop by the fridge to grab a soda and a hunk of white American cheese, sliced. It'll go well with the leftover bag of fritos next to your computer. Back in the familiar dimness of your battle station, you sit in your chair, awaken your pc from its hibernation, and double click the icon. World of Warcraft begins patching. For a moment you admire your character. Her sexy curves, the top tier gear, her almond eyes. You Enter World and begin to Exist.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:06 |
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ColdReaches posted:No such as normal, you have a script of some kind in your cabinet, or you're an alcholic/drug user. Life is made to exist, not the other way around. Wouldn't that make the not normal people normal by statistics? What is it like knowing that the pop music on the radio applies to you?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:09 |
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Smoking Crow posted:Wouldn't that make the not normal people normal by statistics? All music is the same, from beethoven to what ever is the craze now, still though a woman singing a song is the best instrument, you singed him to sleep. I stay alone becasuse I know in my heart I am a bad person with all the trimmings. I get flack from my family and friends about it, some think i'm gay or something, no, i'm truly a broken person, and i won't subject another person to that, even if you think i have pretty eyes, and muscles. I'm alive because i choose to remain alive, and after those 2 pass, the contract ends/
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:16 |
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speaking as the perfect being, its ok
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:19 |
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Smoking Crow posted:But is that really a good thing? Would losing a part of your humanity be worth it to be considered normal? Actually, when you are a kid you assume most people are like you, but then somewhere in your mid-20s everyone shoots off in different directions and everyone's goals and interests become so divergent that it becomes a thing when you can find someone who gets you.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:20 |
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ColdReaches posted:All music is the same, from beethoven to what ever is the craze now, still though a woman singing a song is the best instrument, you singed him to sleep. give this man thorazine. My own therapist withdrew because i torn him apart. i'm scheduled to meet another one in 3 days
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:21 |
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ColdReaches posted:All music is the same, from beethoven to what ever is the craze now, still though a woman singing a song is the best instrument, you singed him to sleep. My "dad" sang me to sleep because my mom couldn't be bothered to care for me as a baby.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:25 |
that depends on a lot of factors. like, if you're a rich white male it's pretty great, but if you're a fly inside a house you won't even have the brainpower to realize how terrible and frightening your short existence is bound to be due to all the things that can/want to kill you (the humans, the house spiders, stuff humans leave out that look pretty but are super dangerous for you). you should be glad you don't exist, i materialized and became a dung beetle. don't ask me how i'm posting, i'm too busy rolling up poo poo to guess
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:29 |
You should post in the ghost thread to find out what ghost you are. I think ghosts don't exist, so I'm pretty sure it applies.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:32 |
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Smoking Crow posted:My "dad" sang me to sleep because my mom couldn't be bothered to care for me as a baby. i dont need to know the gender how this plays out. my last moms boyfriend tried that poo poo with me, and i broke 12 of his teeth, you could hear the pulp sound. it was on video, and the florida cops refused to prosecute. the blue wall went up and a settlement was reached.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:36 |
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florida cops are pussies
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:36 |
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i don't want to anymore, i'm tired
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:37 |
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if you want to tell me things are better and stuff, yeah right, youre paid to say that
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:38 |
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reality is simulation there exist only a singularity from which reality emerges.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:41 |
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Chris Awful posted:reality is simulation PR spin should be taught in kindergarten.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:42 |
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ColdReaches posted:if you want to tell me things are better and stuff, yeah right, youre paid to say that You were ok itt until you went turbo fag
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:43 |
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ColdReaches posted:PR spin should be taught in kindergarten. Mommy, I did not steal a cookie from the cookie jar. I borrowed it.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:45 |
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Smoking Crow posted:You were ok itt until you went turbo fag everyone has a high dollar to sell out, sometimes it's forced.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:46 |
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ur all a bunch of dummys nothing is ereal. this is all matrix u f*cking e-sheeple
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:47 |
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I thought this thread was the key to finding out my life has been a lie and I was hopeful for the sweet release of my pain. Unfortunately the hope I felt when I opened this thread was misplaced.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:57 |
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a lie
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:13 |
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The universe is a joke so just drink and eat and gently caress and make enough money to invest in real estate and retire young so you can do all of those without needing to work. Work is the worst part of existing even if you love your job.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:19 |
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Smoking Crow posted:I'm pretty sure that you guys exist, but I'm positive that I don't it really makes u think because you know, i think therefore i am
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 15:30 |
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Tell me where the philosopher's stone is.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 15:36 |
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The best part of existing is the distortion I produce in spacetime, causing other objects with measurable mass to be drawn in my direction ever so slightly.
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