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Strategic Tea posted:you realise most parents can actually pull enough authority to do this without even hitting anyone, right? Yes, and most of the time it isn't necessary for most people. But sometimes it is and you have to use your own judgement rather than consult "Ask A Goon"
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:16 |
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420DD Butts posted:agreed. the only way I can assert authority is through violence because im a giant baby that was beaten as a child Again, a swat on the butt = getting the poo poo beat out of you.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:16 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:yes, the correct response is to let them do it, 100% serious here, i would . because the only way they're going to learn not to do that is by hitting them. i'm also a fan of hitting kids when they attempt to eat their legos as opposed to stopping them
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:18 |
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It's pretty easy to tell who is a virgin in this thread by the responses.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:18 |
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choking on your toy? gently caress you johnny, prepare for my fist in your rear end
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:18 |
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smacking kids is one thing but what i dont get is specifically spanking is a really weird and pedo way to do it imo
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:18 |
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420DD Butts posted:because the only way they're going to learn not to do that is by hitting them. i'm also a fan of hitting kids when they attempt to eat their legos as opposed to stopping them no problem in letting your kid eat their legos tbh theyre Safe and if youre getting legos for a kid who would attempt to eat them and die, lol, the box says 7 and up, idiot
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:19 |
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420DD Butts posted:why do you feel the need to hit small, defenseless children? Is it ok to hit my kids if I first let them choose an item from the Weapon Cabinet? This is important.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:19 |
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"Fetch me a switch. And when you come back your pants better already be down. Bless your heart."
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:19 |
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Das Boo posted:Again, a swat on the butt = getting the poo poo beat out of you. so what are you going to do when spanking/swat on the butt (since you don't want to call it that) doesn't work
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:19 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:no problem in letting your kid eat their legos tbh theyre Safe and if youre getting legos for a kid who would attempt to eat them and die, lol, the box says 7 and up, idiot actually, I am sorry, don't let your kids eat their toys, because then you have to buy them new ones.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:20 |
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Carol Pizzamom posted:smacking kids is one thing but what i dont get is specifically spanking is a really weird and pedo way to do it imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm7bnSCU09o go gently caress yourself
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:20 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:how dare u spank ur child *has no children or lets their children run around the mall screaming and crying for hours brutally pwning every other person in the mall who wish u would die and not have a kid any more* *hits child* "look if you're not a parent, you just won't understand" *puts child in headlock, starts kneeing them in the groin repeatedly* "i mean, when you become a parent, your whole world changes. your priorities shift. even your brain chemistry changes." *throws child on the ground, child struggles to get up but gets kicked in the face each time and crumples back to the floor* "having kids was the best thing that ever happened to me. basically, if you haven't experienced the responsibility, don't presume to know what it's like. come back in a few years once you've started a family of your own, and then we'll talk." *child starts vomiting blood*
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:20 |
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Dirty Sanchez posted:Is it ok to hit my kids if I first let them choose an item from the Weapon Cabinet? This is important. only if they get to battle you like its gladiatorial combat OMFG FURRY posted:so what are you going to do when spanking/swat on the butt (since you don't want to call it that) doesn't work hit them some more
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:20 |
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Benedick Cuckold posted:*hits child* dont troll this thread about hitting your kids butts
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:20 |
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Benedick Cuckold posted:*hits child* ebola ghost
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:21 |
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420DD Butts posted:choking on your toy? gently caress you johnny, prepare for my fist in your rear end I have news for you, chief. What your parents were doing is not actually spanking.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:21 |
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actually i take back my earlier post, i am ok with coldreaches posting itt, just dont kill yourself friend.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:21 |
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Does anyone remember getting vaccines as a kid? Do you remember the abject horror and terrible pain that needle caused you and how much you absolutely dreaded it? Yeah, it didn't.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:21 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:I have news for you, chief. What your parents were doing is not actually spanking. it all makes sense
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:21 |
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Das Boo posted:Does anyone remember getting vaccines as a kid? Do you remember the abject horror and terrible pain that needle caused you and how much you absolutely dreaded it? i forget, was the vaccine a punishment for something? maybe I've been thinking about this all wrong
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:22 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:actually i take back my earlier post, i am ok with coldreaches posting itt, just dont kill yourself friend. im contractaly not to die for 3 years, after that, it's a header of the san fran bridege. my will is updated
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:22 |
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Das Boo posted:Does anyone remember getting vaccines as a kid? Do you remember the abject horror and terrible pain that needle caused you and how much you absolutely dreaded it? needles hurt
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:22 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:so what are you going to do when spanking/swat on the butt (since you don't want to call it that) doesn't work Then I guess it kills itself and I have to make a new one.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:23 |
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I don't want kids... cost to much money
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:23 |
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teach your kids to smoke cum,, cum bubbleing in a glass pipe
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:23 |
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staying alive to get money is like being as whore i'm a male, and trusted lol
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:23 |
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420DD Butts posted:i forget, was the vaccine a punishment for something? maybe I've been thinking about this all wrong For a kid, it's a death sentence, so yes.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:23 |
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420DD Butts posted:i forget, was the vaccine a punishment for something? maybe I've been thinking about this all wrong the vaccine was a punishment for our inherently sinful human nature which led to the advent of sickness and infirmity into the world
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:23 |
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Das Boo posted:Does anyone remember getting vaccines as a kid? Do you remember the abject horror and terrible pain that needle caused you and how much you absolutely dreaded it? it was around the time a hot iron was dropped on my arm and I was kicked in the ribs by my single mother that I stopped being scared of needles
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:23 |
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Das Boo posted:For a kid, it's a death sentence, so yes. you didn't answer the question. ps don't have kids
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:24 |
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Helpimscared posted:I don't want kids if i have kids its an extra 1`00k in the bank im my grandmas troll account
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:24 |
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Benedick Cuckold posted:the vaccine was a punishment for our inherently sinful human nature which led to the advent of sickness and infirmity into the world This actually makes a complete shitload of sense, when put this way.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:24 |
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Parents discipline their kids so they won't take drugs and have sex. But why does it even matter if their kids end up doing these things?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:24 |
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seems to me that all the people against being slapped on the rear end after a good football game, were brutally and violently owned by authority figures during their formative years not everyone is like your frigged up parents
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:25 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:so what are you going to do when spanking/swat on the butt (since you don't want to call it that) doesn't work What's funny about this statement is that every time my dad spanked me I didn't repeat the action. Once again it was the last resort when every other parenting handbook bullshit suggestion didn't work. Every once is a while you need to give the kid a couple swats on the rear end. Most parents are not stable enough or good enough parents to know when to spank, which is why my state doesn't allow it. I've only ever spanked my son once and my daughter none, and we lived in Texas for a long time where they let you smack your kid around as long as the mark is gone in 24 hours.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:25 |
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olin posted:Parents discipline their kids so they won't take drugs and have sex. But why does it even matter if their kids end up doing these things? because their lives are devoid of all earthly pleasure and they must make sure their kids are just as dour as they are
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:25 |
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listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIzyoKsWTA4 i'm walk to the store with a 2 pearl handled glocks, and a bacjk up .45 in my shoe.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:25 |
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cops are people too
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:26 |
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420DD Butts posted:you didn't answer the question. It's contextual. To a parent, you're protecting the child from harm. To the child, the doctor is trying to murder them. So reality, no, mentally, yes.
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