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every time my kid does soemthing bad i put another pokemon card in the fire
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Ebola Roulette posted:Did it occur to you that you might not have done it again even if they hadn't spanked you? What if they gave you a time out instead? It's possible that just the other kid talking to you helped you realize why you shouldn't do that, but your parents spanking you upset you so much that that was all you remembered. No, I remember the kid taking me back because I was angry with him for doing so and stubbed my toe trying to pull away from him. I remember my mom being very scared and upset. In all honesty, I don't remember actually being spanked. Like, I can't picture it or anything as opposed to my memory of walking up there and the toe-stubbing. I remember being scared of being spanked and that being the consequence for me going to the highway, and I remember thinking spanking was a bad punishment and I shouldn't do things if my mom said she'd spank me for it. So I didn't. It really only took that one time. Maybe I have a completely different interpretation of what a spanking is, because this was literally one swat on the butt, like you'd swat a mosquito. Children have a way of amplifying the the positivity and negativity of experiences, however, and I built it up to be the scariest thing ever.
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Sep 1, 2014 23:06
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Dear previous 8000 generations of humans- don't have kids - agoon
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Sep 1, 2014 23:07
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Maoist Pussy posted:Dear previous 8000 generations of humans- that would've been cool, yes
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Sep 1, 2014 23:08
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THS posted:spanking fetishes and "daddy" stuff is p. disturbing on a lot of levels imo
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Sep 1, 2014 23:09
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I am a Childfree, please take my parenting advice. - agoon
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Sep 1, 2014 23:11
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"my intuition is better than scientific research" - a fat american
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Sep 1, 2014 23:13
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I used to get mad at people who had no control over their kids, because of the noise + destroying everything in sight when out in public. Then you gotta remember that the parent can never get any peace, they have to put up with this poo poo 24/7. Weak cunts getting owned by their kids
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Sep 1, 2014 23:14
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shut the gently caress up all of you Here's how to do it properly: When you have your first child you hire a child actor to come round your house often enough, progressively more frequently as your child ages. You teach your child that this is their older brother / sister when your first born is old enough to understand the concept of death, you have the child actor (fake sibling) gently caress up in a facile way (spills a drink on the floor, gets a B on homework etc) and then you fake-murder them infront of your actual child This way your real child learns that even the slightest mistake can bring grizzly death, and will either grow to be a faultless, perfect person or remove themselves from the genepool in a timely manner hth les fleurs du mall fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Sep 1, 2014 |
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Sep 1, 2014 23:14
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getting spanked ruled compared to being grounded or getting my poo poo taken away.
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Sep 1, 2014 23:15
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i blackmailed my real mom, not the fajke one my dad married 4 times, and told her, "i'm steal the giggarettes, and will keep doing so until you sell them to me" <started smoking at age 15 i ran the mile in under 5 minutes then welp
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Sep 1, 2014 23:16
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i like smoking even if it kills me
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Sep 1, 2014 23:17
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Quickscope420dad posted:shut the gently caress up all of you "And that's why you don't teach lessons to your son."
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Sep 1, 2014 23:17
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some guy says dont do that and now i have too, but gently caress twitter, asnd your "white hats" lets watxch the world melt
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Sep 1, 2014 23:18
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working-class parents are more likely to spank or beat their children because their main concern is that children obey but they don't give a poo poo if they agree with it or not middle-class parents are more likely to use deprivation or confinements because their main concern is that children understand why the thing is wrong these also correlate heavily with their children's likely working environments and the survival skills necessary what i'm getting from this is that we can tell who grew up poor and who didn't lol
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Sep 1, 2014 23:20
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Effectronica posted:working-class parents are more likely to spank or beat their children because their main concern is that children obey but they don't give a poo poo if they agree with it or not i rescued 12 people once from a blizzard when i was 9 years old. i should have left them thetre to freeze to death
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Sep 1, 2014 23:21
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streams flowwing this way
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Sep 1, 2014 23:22
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Quickscope420dad posted:shut the gently caress up all of you We got ourselves a George Bluth over here.
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Sep 1, 2014 23:22
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ColdReaches posted:i rescued 12 people once from a blizzard when i was 9 years old. meanwhile, we can infer you grew up in a house with lead paint and alcoholic parents
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Sep 1, 2014 23:23
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wait did that actually happen in arrested devlopment because i've watched every episode of it and i don't remember any of it
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Sep 1, 2014 23:23
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Effectronica posted:meanwhile, we can infer you grew up in a house with lead paint and alcoholic parents and?
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Sep 1, 2014 23:24
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Effectronica posted:working-class parents are more likely to spank or beat their children because their main concern is that children obey but they don't give a poo poo if they agree with it or not Ya but you left rich people out, is it that rich people are just further down a track prioritizing comprehension over obedience? My guess would be they let their kids do whatever they want but emphasize the importance of appearances, for example acting like a maniac and breaking poo poo at home is fine because we can just buy more poo poo but doing it at a restaurant is wrong Quickscope420dad posted:wait did that actually happen in arrested devlopment because i've watched every episode of it and i don't remember any of it There is an entire running gag i wanna say midseries about how George would teach the kids lessons by hiring that guy with one arm to display the horrific consequences of small transgressions like not leaving a note
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Sep 1, 2014 23:25
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I used to walk uphill both ways through twelve feet of snow. I got spanked if I got the doormat wet.
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Sep 1, 2014 23:25
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Quickscope420dad posted:wait did that actually happen in arrested devlopment because i've watched every episode of it and i don't remember any of it I don't remember that lesson specifically, but it's super Bluthy.
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Sep 1, 2014 23:27
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Zombies' Downfall posted:Ya but you left rich people out, is it that rich people are just further down a track prioritizing comprehension over obedience? My guess would be they let their kids do whatever they want but emphasize the importance of appearances, for example acting like a maniac and breaking poo poo at home is fine because we can just buy more poo poo but doing it at a restaurant is wrong there's not as much data because really rich people are small enough to have issues with doing studies of them, but im guessing that your idea is probably right, as a natural extension of training their kids to view themselves as on top but having manners to uphold
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Sep 1, 2014 23:27
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Ebola Roulette posted:I used to walk uphill both ways through twelve feet of snow. I got spanked if I got the doormat wet. hosed up if true
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Sep 1, 2014 23:28
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Zombies' Downfall posted:
ah that rings a bell yeah lol enjoyable show in which zero characters are likeable, way underrated
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Sep 1, 2014 23:29
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Seriously though some people say they used to get "spanked" when really they got beaten with a belt or something.
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Sep 1, 2014 23:29
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Das Boo posted:I don't remember that lesson specifically, but it's super Bluthy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQWZrDH5X8o im sleep, in an alcoholic place
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Sep 1, 2014 23:29
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go gently caress yourself
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Sep 1, 2014 23:30
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in any case, i had carnies for parents so every time i did something bad they'd make me practice trapeze acts and memorize makeup patterns. i still can't use a catwalk without posing gracefully
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Sep 1, 2014 23:31
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ColdReaches posted:i blackmailed my real mom, not the fajke one my dad married 4 times, and told her, "i'm steal the giggarettes, and will keep doing so until you sell them to me" my parents bought cigs for me because they assumed if they didn't i'd buy them from other people who might also sell me acid and weed
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Sep 1, 2014 23:32
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teach your kids a valuable lesson about human nature by having them write compassionate and enthusiastic introduction / new poster threads in GBS
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Sep 1, 2014 23:32
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Ebola Roulette posted:Seriously though some people say they used to get "spanked" when really they got beaten with a belt or something. most people who "spank" do it multiple times a year, and a quarter of them "spank" their kids at least once a week. good company to be in imo
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Sep 1, 2014 23:33
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ColdReaches posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQWZrDH5X8o The only Morcheeba song I know is Enjoy the Ride. Do they always have weird-rear end videos?
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Sep 1, 2014 23:33
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Tim Raines IRL posted:my parents bought cigs for me because they assumed if they didn't i'd buy them from other people who might also sell me acid and weed it was like you want a kid with a shop lifting sheet?
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Sep 1, 2014 23:34
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Spanking is fine while they're still small, but the only way to get a teenager to behave is with the threat of cucking.
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Sep 1, 2014 23:37
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I hit my kid on the butt so no one will see the bruises.
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Sep 1, 2014 23:37
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i abuse my dick daily OP
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Sep 1, 2014 23:47
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