did that shitty gods not dead movie with hercules finally come out?

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Chuck Tanner: Nov 10, 2012; by Lowtax

and if so is it funny bad or just bad bad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90PWFEeRApA

# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:52

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OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

it made millions of dollars as did Heaven is Real

# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:56

mr. mephistopheles: Dec 2, 2009

I saw it in theaters and it's hilarious

# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:56

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

dead gods darbery do

# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:02

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

God is homosexual.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:03

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

it came out and convinced everyone that god is not, in fact, dead.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:04

Chuck Tanner: Nov 10, 2012; by Lowtax

anyone else see it?

# ? Sep 1, 2014 23:22

memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

i saw this tonight, my school's christ club thought it would be a good idea to show it

the crowd was a weird mix of people watching it ironically and 'people' watching unironically

there were some actually really not-funny parts but as a whole the movie was real funny

the whole class did indeed stand up and clap

# ? Sep 25, 2014 03:44

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

OMFG FURRY posted:

it made millions of dollars as did Heaven is Real

The title was actually "Heaven is For Real" lol

# ? Sep 25, 2014 03:52

CruJones: Feb 22, 2006; by Lowtax

god's gay

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:10

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:11

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

CruJones posted:

god's gay

god's not straight, he's living a lie!

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:27

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

a bone to pick posted:

The title was actually "Heaven is For Real" lol

what i love is their proof is a three year old nearly died and said he saw stuff
poo poo i lied all the time when i was three for attention

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:40

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

heaven is israel

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:41

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

american protestants literally have faith in god like kids have faith in santa clause

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:44

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

kull the conqueror was an aight movie

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:45

Junkfist: Oct 7, 2004; FRIEND?

I never saw anything of that weird Andromeda sci-fi series Sorbo was in but wasn't there a bunch of dudes who all worshiped Nietzsche?

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:48

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

butplug accident posted:

No way

# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:51

Pizza Segregationist: Jul 18, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9gC1GiSDDA

# ? Sep 25, 2014 05:57

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

I preferred Xena, anyway.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 06:58

Last Buffalo: Nov 7, 2011

How did the Duck Dynasty guys feature in the movie?

# ? Sep 25, 2014 07:10

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

VanSandman posted:

what i love is their proof is a three year old nearly died and said he saw stuff
poo poo i lied all the time when i was three for attention

if a 3 year old told me it was raining id walk outside with just a t shirt on for real

# ? Sep 25, 2014 07:14

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Last Buffalo posted:

How did the Duck Dynasty guys feature in the movie?

The Vietnam vet guy just paratroops into Syria and kills every ISIS fighter with his shotgun while screaming "AllaWHO? AllaME, MOTHERFUCKERS"

It's a great message for our youth, praise God

# ? Sep 25, 2014 07:16

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

VanSandman posted:

what i love is their proof is a three year old nearly died and said he saw stuff
poo poo i lied all the time when i was three for attention

I didn't believe you until I looked at wiki. "Colton also claimed that he personally met Jesus riding a rainbow-colored horse and sat in Jesus's lap while angels sang songs to him." :lol:

Jesus is gay.

God's Not Dead posted:

Josh Wheaton (Shane Harper), a Christian college student, enrolls in a philosophy class taught by Professor Jeffrey Radisson (Kevin Sorbo), an atheist, who demands that his students sign a declaration that "God is dead" to get a passing grade. Josh is the only student in the class who refuses to sign and is then required by Radisson to debate the topic with him, with the class members deciding who wins.

Radisson gives Josh twenty minutes at the end of the first three lecture sessions to argue that God exists. In the first two debates, Radisson has counter arguments for all of Josh's points. Josh's girlfriend Kara (Cassidy Gifford) breaks up with him, fearing that standing up to Radisson will jeopardize their academic future. Ultimately, it comes down to the third and final debate between Radisson and Josh, who again both make compelling points. Josh then halts his line of debate to pose a question to Radisson: "Why do you hate God?" After Josh repeats the question twice more, Radisson explodes in rage, confirming he hates God for his mother's death that left him alone despite his prayers. Josh then casually asks Radisson how he can hate someone that doesn't exist. In the end, Martin (Paul Kwo), a foreign exchange student whose father had encouraged him not to convert to Christianity, stands up and says "God's not dead." Almost the entire class follows Martin's lead, causing Radisson to leave the room in defeat.

Against the backdrop of the debates, a series of peripherally related subplots develop. Radisson dates Mina (Cory Oliver), a Christian whom he often belittles in front of his fellow atheist colleagues. Her brother Mark (Dean Cain), a successful businessman and atheist, refuses to visit their mother, who suffers from dementia. Mark's girlfriend, Amy (Trisha LaFache), is a left-wing blogger who writes articles critical of Duck Dynasty. When she is diagnosed with cancer, Mark dumps her. A Muslim student named Ayisha (Hadeel Sittu) secretly converts to Christianity and is disowned by her father when he finds out.

After the final debate, Josh invites Martin to attend the Newsboys concert that is in town. Radisson reads a letter from his late mother, and is moved to reconcile with Mina. Amy confronts the Newsboys in their dressing room, only to admit that she wants to get to know God. While on his way to find Mina, Radisson is struck by a car and fatally injured. Reverend Dave (David A. R. White) finds him and guides him in becoming a Christian as he dies. Mark at last visits his mother, only to taunt her; she responds that all of his financial success was given to him by Satan.

As the film ends, the Newsboys play a video clip of Willie Robertson congratulating Josh. The Newsboys then play their song "God's Not Dead", dedicating it to Josh

This movie sounds hilarious.

Dead Precedents fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Sep 25, 2014

# ? Sep 25, 2014 07:20

naem: May 29, 2011

# ? Sep 25, 2014 07:23

iSheep: Feb 5, 2006; by R. Guyovich

my mother texted me "GODS NOT DEAD" and i thought she was trying to be edgy with me or something but no she saw the movie is all.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 07:25

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Dead Precedents posted:

"Colton also claimed that he personally met Jesus riding a rainbow-colored horse and sat in Jesus's lap while angels sang songs to him."

easy way to tell if the kid was lying is to ask what race jesus was

# ? Sep 25, 2014 09:35

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Dead Precedents posted:

God's not dead plot

wow that movie sounds like everything wrong with modern christianity

# ? Sep 25, 2014 09:41

kruna: Jun 6, 2006; I missed the rapture.

Muslim girl discovering Jesus, according to God's Not Dead. http://youtu.be/SLYafQUDrOk?t=2m6s

# ? Sep 25, 2014 09:44

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

Chuck Tanner posted:

and if so is it funny bad or just bad bad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90PWFEeRApA

Looks great. Cant wit to see it at a local.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 09:48

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

kruna posted:

Muslim girl discovering Jesus, according to God's Not Dead. http://youtu.be/SLYafQUDrOk?t=2m6s

hahahaha

# ? Sep 25, 2014 09:58

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

of course it's the muslim dude who slaps his daughter and forces her out

i bet every non-christian in this movie is made out to be a lovely terrible person

# ? Sep 25, 2014 10:02

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

kruna posted:

Muslim girl discovering Jesus, according to God's Not Dead. http://youtu.be/SLYafQUDrOk?t=2m6s

loving hell.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 10:02

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

oval office raja posted:

of course it's the muslim dude who slaps his daughter and forces her out

Also the muslim dude is ugly and fat.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 10:11

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I saw it. It was hilariously bad. I recommend!

# ? Sep 25, 2014 10:31

Cuniculous: Apr 23, 2007; kill people burn shit fuck school

I'm in an atheist group on Facebook (Ug) and all these spergy mother fuckers met up at the movie theater to go see this movie. Considering they paid $9 to see something they knew they wouldn't like, they were remarkably smug about it in the post showing deluge of updates.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 10:36

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

It's really a shame, because the group actually has a pretty decent background knowledge of atheism and atheist techniques.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 10:40

Cuniculous: Apr 23, 2007; kill people burn shit fuck school

Naw they're a bunch of lunatics. They tried to sue a preschool for doing that Charlie Brown Christmas play last year.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 10:43

Incendiary Pig: Nov 3, 2006; Totally out of control

My coworker saw this movie. He wouldn't shut the gently caress up about going to see it, and he wouldn't shut the gently caress up about seeing it after he saw it. I wish he would shut the gently caress up.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 12:22

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WAMPA_STOMPA: Oct 21, 2010

CruJones posted:

god's gay

i'm also gay

# ? Sep 25, 2014 12:24

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