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- a innocent baby so sad he commits suicide. and when hes hangin from the ceiling hes holding his rattle the only thing that bring him joy - a cat born upside down, w/out ability to right itself - homeless man opening a can of beans to eat but when he opens it its all bean juice and just 1 bean - a fat guy felling down on a trampoline but bc of how fats he is he just keep bouncing forever... but he was on his way to his grandma funeral the only person that was goin and now his grandma funerals empty and the fat guys crying - the fact that white "people" (devils) currently hold most major political and economic positions of power and use that to further evil and suffering in the world - a staggeringly beautiful sunset caused by a asteroid impact that wiped all life on earth out and bc of that nobody can enjoy it - a blind dolphin
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:22 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:35 |
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modern living
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:23 |
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whn u run out of tacos
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:23 |
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the OP
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:24 |
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e: ^^gently caress Going for the obvious early: This thread.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:24 |
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- a starving child thats invited to a thanksgiving dinner by a generous family but the dog jumped on the table and ate all the food
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:24 |
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TOILETLORD posted:the OP this post
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:25 |
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:25 |
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a old veteran on veterans day being given a purple heart but his head was blown off from a land mine so he cant enjoy it and then tgey pin the purple heart on him and it pokes him but he cant say ouch (no head)
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:26 |
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when your parents made you go to scouts because your dad was a scout and you were like "no i do not like scouts and do not want to go" and they are like "you are going to scouts" and you got a link badge and thats it and can't remember any knots
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:30 |
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a goon carrying a printer hes gonna fix in the rain several miles for a girl w/ a bf in the hopes she will touch him
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:30 |
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when your parents made you go to soccer and you were like "no i do not like soccer and do not want to go" and they are like "you are going to soccer" and you can't remember how to kick
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:31 |
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my posting
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:31 |
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making a soufle for ur cooking school final exam but the soufle deflates and the fart cloud from the deflation spell out "your a failure" and everyone laughs at u and ur chef hat deflates too and makes a woopie cushion sou d
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:32 |
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I hold you in my arms, with tears in my eyes, you can't be killed cause its our pact. everyday is a gift she says. shes dead, also gently caress gifts. you are in trouoble for shooting black people happenes i hate life and want to die
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:32 |
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same
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:33 |
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trying out for the basketball team and u been bragging that u can dubk all summer do u go to dunk and ur hand gets stuck in the net and ur hanging there and your pants fall down and u werent wearing underwear
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:34 |
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get framed by the nypd for making a stained glass window, and win a lawsuit all cops are bastards
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:35 |
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a fat kid singing slipknot at a talent show
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:35 |
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feeling like u gotta sneeze but it never happens and it drives u insane and u got this goofy rear end face on ur face
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:35 |
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arrest me again for nothing, i have no value in this life anymore, then again, gently caress you
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:35 |
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Professional Pokemon players
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:36 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:a fat kid singing slipknot at a talent show 14 million doollars you paid out in your precinct
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:36 |
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oh once we had this school camp and this fat kid came out to sing gangsters paradise this was the 90's after all!!! anyway the microphone wasn't on and he was getting right into it like hand movements and poo poo and then someone told him the microphone wasn't on and he tried to do it like he did before but he started crying and ran off the stage i laughed with everyone else but then i felt bad it was really sad
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:37 |
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when u remember that ralp is still an admin of this website
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:38 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:a fat kid singing slipknot at a talent show a white kid in middle school at a talent doing jokes from eddie murphys raw that he memorized and ppl are just staring at him silently then the girl he has a crush on shouts "youre fat!!" and everybody laughs the hardest theyve laughed in a long time and the kid barfs all over himself
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:38 |
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quote:From around 1960 onwards, Harlow and his students began publishing their observations on the effects of partial and total social isolation. Partial isolation involved raising monkeys in bare wire cages that allowed them to see, smell, and hear other monkeys, but provided no opportunity for physical contact. Total social isolation involved rearing monkeys in isolation chambers that precluded any and all contact with other monkeys. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Harlow
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:39 |
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Alejandro Sanchez posted:when u remember that ralp is still an admin of this website welp pack it in guys 8<----------------------------------------------
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:39 |
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ilikedirt posted:a white kid in middle school at a talent doing jokes from eddie murphys raw that he memorized and ppl are just staring at him silently then the girl he has a crush on shouts "youre fat!!" and everybody laughs the hardest theyve laughed in a long time and the kid barfs all over himself ye
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:39 |
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=82b_1406465598 all you need to know about the police.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:39 |
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my life
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:40 |
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i'm drink more to sleep necause im not a drug addict
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:40 |
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the fact a you g black man cant walk down the street w/out fear of being ASSASSINATED by white agents of the government sponsored street gang aka police
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:40 |
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is kills you you cant even swallow anymoe
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:41 |
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ilikedirt posted:the fact a you g black man cant walk down the street w/out fear of being ASSASSINATED by white agents of the government sponsored street gang aka police well beinf a black guy isnt a human we are humzns right (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:41 |
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like the dmv on drugs
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:42 |
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ColdReaches posted:like the dmv on drugs imk drive a car into your house and get away with it
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:42 |
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ColdReaches posted:imk drive a car into your house and get away with it researching is hard, says the da
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:42 |
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sid vicious
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:43 |
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ColdReaches posted:researching is hard, says the da same, im walk to th store to buy legal depressants.
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