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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
the bittersweet feeling of kissing ur wife the love of ur life and high school sweetheart saying goodbye as she smiles at u from her hospital bed and drifts away to a medically assisted suicide bc of the incredibly painful incurable neuroligical condition she has but despite it all she looks as beautiful as the day u married her 50 short years ago

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
coldreaches posting qtiyd

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
when you are at the hospital to watch the passing of your great grandfather and are hungry so you try and find a vending machine and it only has one good thing (peanut butter cups) and you put in your dollar, your only dollar, and the candy gets stuck

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
also suck my dick, as a non sjw im hosed

aso this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUPpVgnXY6U

i expect to be banned when i get back

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

ilikedirt posted:

coldreaches posting qtiyd

possible

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

OMFG FURRY posted:

when you are at the hospital to watch the passing of your great grandfather and are hungry so you try and find a vending machine and it only has one good thing (peanut butter cups) and you put in your dollar, your only dollar, and the candy gets stuck

this plus when u get back ur grandpa died and on his lips were the secret location of the family treaure which is now lost to history

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

you come to my door wanting me to finger gently caress you

what's wrong with you?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
a pirate alone on a rescue boat and all his best friends died and hes now alone in the world the last surviving pirate

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
<is a guy, don't get me wrong, im grey worm status cause i'm not a fat slob

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
That picture of the juggalo baby funeral...:cry:

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
i get drunk alot because gently caress you

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

ColdReaches posted:

i get drunk alot because gently caress you

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


lol, dude's upset

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
you want games watch this poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/user/HotPepperGaming?feature=watch
you dumb fucks

Siphan
Jul 2, 2007

To the Cheneymobile!
Girl + boy v in luv but terrible accident. girl wakes up ask doctor 'where boyfirned' doctor say' where u think heart com from.?"

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
my dick

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
jim hensons funeral combined w/ mr rodgers funeral and robin williams funeral

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

gently caress tony steward

and nascar

gently caress cars

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Siphan posted:

Girl + boy v in luv but terrible accident. girl wakes up ask doctor 'where boyfirned' doctor say' where u think heart com from.?"

this devastated mii

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

ilikedirt posted:

jim hensons funeral combined w/ mr rodgers funeral and robin williams funeral

fox news called mister rodgers a sociaslist

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
i'm gonna drink alot and pretend we have a forieng policy.

is that fair?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

ColdReaches posted:

i'm gonna drink alot and pretend we have a forieng policy.

is that fair?

you can ban me you know

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

ColdReaches posted:

gently caress tony steward

and nascar

gently caress cars

same

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

ColdReaches posted:

you come to my door wanting me to finger gently caress you

what's wrong with you?

i got needs

yoder00
Dec 29, 2008

by Ralp
A baby giraffe staring at the dead body of his mother as lions eat her.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i was going to say... i love u... 5ever

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
that king of the hill ep where hank murder/suicided his famil

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

THE PENETRATOR posted:

i was going to say... i love u... 5ever

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
a burn victim on a dating site w/ an amazing personality and he checks his inbox twice a day but its empty bc ppl are shallow and horrible and when he sees no new messages he just sighs bc hes got do much love in his heart and noone to share it w/

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
a drunk man who is insane, the best

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
coldreaches if ur gimmick was to post beautiful landscape photography i woyuld totes be down but ur ruining my geniouse thread!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
that pic of the marine who was fragged and had wedding with bride who couldnt deal

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
also, if you want to actually call me out calling me a ":dicknose, and dingus" now on your perm record

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
my nose does look like a dick bad genetics

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
a besutiful majestic horse that yearns to run free but he is chained down his whole lufe to make horse veal

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
buncha rich white guys defending there sons up n here.

hay lets youtube a video of us shooting people with paintballs

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Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
you kill urself in such a creative way that the people who id ur body get ptsd

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