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ScratchAndSniff posted:Lol look at all these fat poors arguing about which fat poor food they wasted their money on today. This. Also, five guys' fries lick my taint and they don't charge extra for it.
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When I had their fries they were good. Like good combo of crispy and soggy, like bacon can be sometimes. Maybe soggy isn't the right word. What was right was that these were earthy, meaty potatoes fried in some heavy oil and I got a cluster of fries so filling I couldn't finish the order. I don't eat burgers or meat much but I'll kill a good order of fries. Yeah man, probably the airport. I had mine in Washington DC. It was a really trendy part of town, apparently.
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Sep 2, 2014 01:41
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Cream_Filling posted:this is even worse than the tipping reply because it could actulaly be real and that would be sad It's my sincere opinion on fries: Soggy beats crispy, every time.
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Sep 2, 2014 03:03
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ScratchAndSniff posted:Lol look at all these fat poors arguing about which fat poor food they wasted their money on today. A servant literally handed me my burger.
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Sep 2, 2014 03:06
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Soggy from the five guys' semen, OP
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Sep 2, 2014 03:08
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Soggy from the five guys' semen, OP As some one who worked there I can confirm.
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Sep 2, 2014 03:10
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meat is expensive if you haven't noticed, if you want a $1 burger go eat poo poo at mcdonalds also, lol if you get regular instead of cajun fries
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Sep 2, 2014 03:13
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Decrepus posted:You have to pay a lot for Burger+Fries since Five Guys employees don't receive tips, you the consumer, end up paying more for their princely wages. Except they have a clearly marked tip jar at the register here?
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if you're just now trying five guys and making judgement on it you have missed its prime by a solid fuckin five+ years. its now riding off the gravy train that was once its glory im even more snootier and know they were the best in 2005 or so, but they had a very consistent run up around 2010. now its very hit or miss which was highly expected once they franchised out so aggressively sorry
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Sep 2, 2014 03:26
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RavenousScoot posted:Except they have a clearly marked tip jar at the register here? "here" means nothing to me I don't live at and post from Five Guys Burgers and Fries and RavenousScoot.
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Sep 2, 2014 03:27
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1gnoirents posted:if you're just now trying five guys and making judgement on it you have missed its prime by a solid fuckin five+ years. its now riding off the gravy train that was once its glory this is very true the one in milwaukee in a crappy part of town is complete garbage, the one in inner harbor baltimore is fantastic ones i've had in rochester, MN, washington DC, Nashville, TN, Orlando, FL and Peoria, IL have been in between
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1gnoirents posted:if you're just now trying five guys and making judgement on it you have missed its prime by a solid fuckin five+ years. its now riding off the gravy train that was once its glory I agree. Kansas still has decent 5 guys.
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Sep 2, 2014 03:44
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Al Harrington posted:this is very true DC area ones were the first three if i recall and the best for a loooooooooong time. also instead of purposefully cheap looking they actually were, i have fond memories of dinged up styrofoam cups and aluminum foil wading through a mountain of peanut shells mouth watering anticipating biting into one of the best things $5 could buy. also forget sitting, you ate in your car or went home because the 7 square feet of table space had its own line also for a long time the oneo f the five original guys would come in and work and cook all day. that happened for years
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Sep 2, 2014 03:49
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Volume posted:As some one who worked there I can confirm. How often did you beat your meat with the meat?
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Sep 2, 2014 03:51
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I was introduced to the chain by watching obama go into a dc one on tv and I was in baltimore at the time and someone said there was one nearby, good times, that was indeed probably 5 years ago
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Sep 2, 2014 03:52
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the fries are literally 1500 calories alone.
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The Walking Dad posted:the fries are literally 1500 calories alone. Calories do not matter you literally burn them.
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Decrepus posted:Calories do not matter you literally burn them. 
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Sep 2, 2014 04:17
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what if its not the amount of calories.. but the type of calories
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Sep 2, 2014 04:17
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When I wake up I take Carcinogen Cambiogia as seen on Dr Oz and the calories and fat literally melts off/
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The Walking Dad posted:the fries are literally 1500 calories alone. lol if you're fat enough to actually finish the fries
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Sep 2, 2014 04:32
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Decrepus posted:When I wake up I take Carcinogen Cambiogia as seen on Dr Oz and the calories and fat literally melts off/ i just stick with good ol fashioned meth. you ever see a fat methhead? nope. goons: take note. gyms too much work? raiding all day wearing you down? not enough time in the day to make posts? meth is the answer. your fat will literaly melt off and soon you'll be able to make fun of all the fatgoons with smug pride like the rest of us e: still tho, that's a lot of calories for fries? I've never ate at five guys (this is sexist) so i dunno how big the portions are and stuff. a little caesars clocks in round 2200 so is it basically just a pizza sized plate of fries? Xaris fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Sep 2, 2014 |
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ScratchAndSniff posted:Lol look at all these fat poors arguing about which fat poor food they wasted their money on today. mom I told you not to post in food threads with me
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Sep 2, 2014 05:00
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Al Harrington posted:lol if you're fat enough to actually finish the fries
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Sep 2, 2014 05:05
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I asked if I could have fry sauce at smash burger recently and the cashier scoffed and said "we don't serve that here" like it was some sick schlock loving jokes on her cause they used to before new management took over and poo poo all over the place.
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Last time I ate at an airport I had to get up halfway through my flight to puke up a rancid-tasting mix of cheap beer and something that tasted like I'd mixed graveyard dirt with ground beef. The taste was so loving horrible that I actually delayed a client meeting so that I could stop in at a Duane Reade and buy a toothbrush, toothpaste, and a bottle of mouthwash. Even after that I felt gross for the rest of the day. Anyway, Five Guys has just OK fries at their usual locations. Just skip them and eat peanuts or something.
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Sep 2, 2014 06:44
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protip: get the hotdog instead, except get two because fries are stupid you don't need bacon or cheese or anything, just the basic hotdog, with mushrooms and onions and jalapenos--with mayo if you're ok with that, or mustard if you're more traditional, or both if you're feeling crazy... add some hot sauce too, not for the heat--you already added jalapenos--but for some good vinegar flavor thank me later
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devin2 posted:protip: get the hotdog instead, except get two because fries are stupid how about i never thank you and you eat poo poo and die?
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Sep 2, 2014 07:49
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i got a burrito place in qdoba or something at the airport in new jersey and it tasted like every other fast burrito place burrito ive ever eaten in or out of an airport but this one had a little sign explaining that the high prices were because we were in new jersey why you pay more for being in new jersey makes no sense though if anything poo poo should be subsidized as an apology
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Sep 2, 2014 07:53
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how many threads about five guys do we need
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Fast food's a low-wage, high-turnover occupation. Doesn't lend itself to consistency, especially with the number of locations of 5guys that exist now. Find yourself a good local chipstand or hole-in-the-wall diner if you want that kind of food. Or better yet, make it at home.
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franchise chains that intentionally make their places look cheap and "oh it was just set up like this" like 5 guys, chipotle, and to some extent starbucks (with their fake blackboards and other displays) are so corporate they make my eyes bleed. also whole foods, with their pallets of food that "just haven't been stocked yet". it's all disgusting in its own way. someone else find some better words pls thanks.
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Tautologicus posted:franchise chains that intentionally make their places look cheap and "oh it was just set up like this" like 5 guys, chipotle, and to some extent starbucks (with their fake blackboards and other displays) are so corporate they make my eyes bleed. also whole foods, with their pallets of food that "just haven't been stocked yet". it's all disgusting in its own way. someone else find some better words pls thanks. white is the word your looking for
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The fries are average at best but at least they give you more than you could ever possibly eat, making you feel like a wasteful dick.
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:white is the word your looking for god bless in n out 
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so what is an african, meixcan or non-white burger?
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I don't eat meat you pig.
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devin2 posted:protip: get the hotdog instead, except get two because fries are stupid "put mayo on a hot dog and thank me" 
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I've had their airport fries - they weren't very good.
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five guys is great if you want so much grease you'll be queasy for hours
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