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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Just had a cashew for the first time, I liked it okay.

Going to try a pistachio next; wish me luck.

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Cashews are god tier nuts :worship:

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Pistachio

Taste- 4
Color- 1

Why do they look so gross? Also, there are about 5 pistachios for every other nut. This Pistachio Lovers Mix has far too many pistacios.

Going for the almond next.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Pistachio

Taste- 4
Color- 1

Why do they look so gross? Also, there are about 5 pistachios for every other nut. This Pistachio Lovers Mix has far too many pistacios.

Going for the almond next.

P sure pistachios are poisonous if not boiled in milk before consumption :ohdear:

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
cashews are my least favorite nut, op.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

cashews are good

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
pecans are better. hth.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

420DD Butts posted:

cashews are my least favorite nut, op.



What the....

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I forgot to eat an almond and instead ate another cashew.

Trip report incoming

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


macadamias are above cashews

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
walnuts, almonds, peanuts, pecans are all better

hth

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Pine nuts are pretty awesome but I got pine nut syndrome once and now it makes me kind of scared to eat them now even though they are awesome.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Ok here is the definitive heirarchy of nuts, in order from best to worst nut

Macadamia
Cashew
Hazelnut
Pistachio
Almond
Walnut
Brazil nut



Pecan
Peanut (not even really a nut what a fuckin scrub)

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Three Olives posted:

Pine nuts are pretty awesome but I got pine nut syndrome once and now it makes me kind of scared to eat them now even though they are awesome.

What is pine nut syndrome?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Shithouse Dave posted:

Ok here is the definitive heirarchy of nuts, in order from best to worst nut

Macadamia
Cashew
Hazelnut
Pistachio
Almond
Walnut
Brazil nut



Pecan
Peanut (not even really a nut what a fuckin scrub)

What about a grapenut?

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Shithouse Dave posted:

Ok here is the definitive heirarchy of nuts, in order from best to worst nut

Macadamia
Cashew
Hazelnut
Pistachio
Almond
Walnut
Brazil nut



Pecan
Peanut (not even really a nut what a fuckin scrub)

this is a really bad list and you should feel bad

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Shithouse Dave posted:

Ok here is the definitive heirarchy of nuts, in order from best to worst nut

Macadamia
Cashew
Hazelnut
Pistachio
Almond
Walnut
Brazil nut



Pecan
Peanut (not even really a nut what a fuckin scrub)

This seems reasonable, yes :colbert:

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
Here I fixed her bad list

Almond
Walnut
Pecans
Peanut (they're nuts and I won't hear differently)
Macadamia
Pistachios


Beer nuts



Cashews

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
chicken and cashew stir fry is literally the best thing ever

better than the Apollo program or the Civil Rights Act

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i like to put cashews in my stir fries and curries

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
see?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
cashews are very nice in thai curries, i don't know if it's authentic but i also don't care

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

cashews are the best nut

peanuts (honorary nuts) get the shaft on these lists just cause they are cheap when they are actually pretty tasty imo

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Shithouse Dave posted:

What is pine nut syndrome?

:iiam:

Basically it makes everything taste metallic for a few weeks but science doesn't know why.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

THS posted:

cashews are the best nut

peanuts (honorary nuts) get the shaft on these lists just cause they are cheap when they are actually pretty tasty imo

peanut curry is cool and good

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Cashews actually have the least amount of bugs in them of all the nuts.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Enjoy your poison shelled nuts guys

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012

Shithouse Dave posted:

Ok here is the definitive heirarchy of nuts, in order from best to worst nut

Macadamia
Cashew
Hazelnut
Pistachio
Almond
Walnut
Brazil nut



Pecan
Peanut (not even really a nut what a fuckin scrub)

Brazil nut is the loving worst. It can't possibly taste better to you than a pecan. Also, I once accidentally are a rancid Brazil nut and they use them as filler in mixed nut containers.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

why do so many ppl hate pecans when in reality they own and are easily in the top 5 nuts

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

THS posted:

why do so many ppl hate pecans when in reality they own and are easily in the top 5 nuts

You have a broken brain.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
only place a pecan belongs is on a pecan pie or maybe is one of those clusternut farmer cereals

Tuff Scrote
Apr 23, 2004
lol who the hell likes brazil nuts.

peanuts
pecans
dirt










brazil nut

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
#1 use for brazil nuts is feeding to your idiot hamster so his teeth don't get too long. It's like eating a tyre for them or something.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

yea i cant really find anything good to say about brazil nuts. and their folk name is wildly offensive

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
If only Macadamia nuts weren't so drat expensive :sigh:

RhoA
Jul 20, 2014

You can also get selenium toxicity if you eat a lot of Brazil nuts, so that's another negative.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Pistachio

Taste- 4
Color- 1

Why do they look so gross? Also, there are about 5 pistachios for every other nut. This Pistachio Lovers Mix has far too many pistacios.

Going for the almond next.

they look gross because theyre often moldy, but the mold gives the flavor, hth

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Lifehax: You can use the shell of one pistachio to open another pistachio. Then you can throw them in the trash.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

the cool part about brazil nuts is outing the racists at family gatherings

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Shithouse Dave posted:

Ok here is the definitive heirarchy of nuts, in order from best to worst nut

Macadamia
Cashew
Hazelnut
Pistachio
Almond
Walnut
Brazil nut



Pecan
Peanut (not even really a nut what a fuckin scrub)

if ur going to be like that cashew technically isnt a nut either

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