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how can someone honestly say they dont like to eat a peanut
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angerbot posted:Lifehax: You can use the shell of one pistachio to open another pistachio. Then you can throw them in the trash. eat the shells pussy
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Sep 2, 2014 01:15
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it is such a simple proletarian pleasure. its like being unable to enjoy an ice cold bud after a hard days work in the warehouse
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Sep 2, 2014 01:16
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THS posted:how can someone honestly say they dont like to eat a peanut people who grew up on peanut butter and never had a nut in they life may often not enjoy the slightly bitter taste of a real unsalted peanut theyre fuckers just kill 'em
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Sep 2, 2014 01:17
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THS posted:why do so many ppl hate pecans when in reality they own and are easily in the top 5 nuts This. Pecans are the champs of nuts and all you bustas saying otherwise can eat a dick covered in pistachio dust.
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Sep 2, 2014 01:18
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Eating dry roasted peanuts with the shell and all gives you some wicked shits later.
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Sep 2, 2014 01:19
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there's no finer feeling than stepping outside on a hot, dry day, biting through a peanut shell and sucking down the refreshing nuts inside, along with a couple of those tough hairish strands that detach from the broken husk and lodge partway down your throat and cause you to retch and sputter chunks of peanut across the driveway as you fall to your knees and your vision fades to black
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Sep 2, 2014 01:20
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My grandpa calls brazil nuts "black people toes," but instead of black people another word i dont dare repeat
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Sep 2, 2014 01:20
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YourHealthyColon posted:My grandpa calls brazil nuts "black people toes," but instead of black people another word i dont dare repeat Ah, your family is from the South, too. Sucks, doesn't it?
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Sep 2, 2014 01:21
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Wicker Man posted:Eating dry roasted peanuts with the shell and all gives you some wicked shits later. who does this. i always pop them open w/ my fingers and eat the delicious dry roasted peanuts inside
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Sep 2, 2014 01:21
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THS posted:who does this. i always pop them open w/ my fingers and eat the delicious dry roasted peanuts inside But the outside has all that delicious salty brine on it! What a waste to throw it all away.
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Sep 2, 2014 01:22
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suck on it like ur mom suckled on my sac
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Sep 2, 2014 01:23
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Wicker Man posted:But the outside has all that delicious salty brine on it! What a waste to throw it all away. That's like eating the husk of a coconut, it just isn't right.
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Sep 2, 2014 01:23
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is a coconut a nut??
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Sep 2, 2014 01:24
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THS posted:is a coconut a nut?? Why else would they call it that?
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Sep 2, 2014 01:27
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Macadamia: on their own or in cookies or pretty much anywhere, also known as the "nutty professor of nuts" Pistachio: on their own or in ice cream. mean and green Almond: on their own (roasted) or in SOME dishes don't get carried away Walnut: in pies Pecan: also in pies Peanut: at a baseball game or boiled and purchased from a toothless man at a roadside stand with a "no negroes" sign (must be present) Chestnuts: what is this charles dickens are we christmas caroling you weirdo Hazelnuts: in Nutella and praline ice cream Cashew: eh ok if you need to bulk up a bag of mixed nuts Coconut: is this a nut i don't know Pine nut: good for squirrels and cous cous Brazil nuts: in chocolates ONLY, keep this "bad boy" of nuts out of mixed nut assortments My nuts: delicious on their own or bouncing off your chin accompanying the rich flavors of my dick
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Sep 2, 2014 01:33
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you irl posted:My nuts: also in pies
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Sep 2, 2014 01:35
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you irl posted:Coconut: is this a nut i don't know i did some research on this and the scientific consensus seems to be "sure why nut"
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Sep 2, 2014 01:41
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Cashews. Pistachios. Almonds. Peanuts. Precisely and perfectly in that order. Also coconuts loving suck. I mean they're not disgusting or whatever, but every time you get an actual real coconut you think "Oh boy this is gonna be great" and then it's just waxy bullshit. Coconut water is real good though I like that stuff.
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Sep 2, 2014 01:49
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Sep 2, 2014 01:56
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coconut milk is the secret to cooking amazing south and southeast asian dishes every time
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Sep 2, 2014 01:57
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cashews are a huge bitch to crack open, the rest of the nut is extremely toxic. the harvesting of cashews is problematic from a human rights perspective cause its an unbelievably lovely, low paying, tedious job
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Sep 2, 2014 01:57
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i remember buying some hazelnuts one time because i love them in chocolates, nutella, kinder bueno, etc. VERY disappointing, do not buy unless you ar ethinking of making homemade hazelnut butter
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Sep 2, 2014 02:08
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THS posted:the harvesting of cashews is problematic from a human rights perspective cause its an unbelievably lovely, low paying, tedious job That is only problematic if you care about poor ugly people, I think you will find that your life is much better in general if you don't.
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Sep 2, 2014 02:13
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macadamias are extremely my poo poo but why do they cost five times as much as the next most expensive nuts? makes u think / follow the money
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Sep 2, 2014 02:16
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THE PENETRATOR posted:people who grew up on peanut butter and never had a nut in they life may often not enjoy the slightly bitter taste of a real unsalted peanut boiled peanuts proest peanut
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Sep 2, 2014 04:08
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i wouldn't call myself a nut connoisseur but cashews are definitely my favorite
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Sep 2, 2014 04:26
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Almond is the best nut. if you disagree you are a loving idiot and should jump from the highest structure in your area. Good night and sweet dreams.
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Sep 2, 2014 04:34
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If you don't like pecans then gently caress you. Pecans Cashews Pistachios Peanuts Almonds Everything else except Brazil nuts Brazil nuts
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Sep 2, 2014 04:53
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It feels like a loving Planters Deluxe can in here.
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Sep 2, 2014 04:54
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not a single person going to bat for brazil nuts so far
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Sep 2, 2014 04:55
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THS posted:not a single person going to bat for brazil nuts so far technically theyre not a nut either
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Sep 2, 2014 04:57
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also dont forget to include chestnuts, another pro nut
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Sep 2, 2014 04:58
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i hate cashews eaten by themselves roasted and salted more than almost any other nut except for peanuts. But I do like them in like asian food and poo poo. how the gently caress a pecan could be towards the bottom of any list is beyond my understanding. brazil nuts too. tip top
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Sep 2, 2014 04:59
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Frostwerks posted:i hate cashews eaten by themselves roasted and salted more than almost any other nut except for peanuts. But I do like them in like asian food and poo poo. so what do you like about the brazil nut
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Sep 2, 2014 04:59
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THS posted:not a single person going to bat for brazil nuts so far brazil nuts own  shame about the racists bringing them down.
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Sep 2, 2014 05:00
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THS posted:so what do you like about the brazil nut texture, taste, calorie and protein dense.
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Sep 2, 2014 05:01
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THS posted:so what do you like about the brazil nut theybre big and have an interesting texture - very 'crisp' almost like a water chestnut with oil expressed as you chew
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Sep 2, 2014 05:01
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honestly i love any sort of roasted+salted "crunchy seedlike thing" that i've had barring cashews and peanuts. cashews and peannuts i merely like.
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Sep 2, 2014 05:03
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i got a 2 pound tub of planters deluxe mixed nuts by my side and the looking down from the top is all cashews because i pour the contents into a bowl and sift through the things i like and put the cashews back lol. i save them up and either eat them when im too drunk to give a gently caress or give them to my dad who loves cashews. has cashews, almods, pecans, brazil nuts and hazelnuts
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