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Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Writer Cath posted:

I WISH YOU DIED IN ABEYANCE!

:lol:

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Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.
Chris nobody cares about you anymore this segment is about the authority now

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Why do all these men want to be ripped to shreds by Lesner? Do they all hate life that much?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Chris P Jericho

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

I like Jericho a lot, but lately he is feeling like Mike Myers desperately trying to cling to Wayne's World cred

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Maxwell Lord posted:

Anyone think "I'm not going to beat Brock Lesnar, I'm going to beat his rear end" may be a setup for having him look dominant or win by DQ/countout and still keep the belt on Lesnar?

All I think when I hear it is "Boy this line is terrible."

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Good one Randy.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Is good dog? IS GOOD! :neckbeard:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Gonzo McFee posted:

Why do all these men want to be ripped to shreds by Lesner? Do they all hate life that much?

Because this segment is stupid

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Maxwell Lord posted:

Anyone think "I'm not going to beat Brock Lesnar, I'm going to beat his rear end" may be a setup for having him look dominant or win by DQ/countout and still keep the belt on Lesnar?

If they want everyone to look bad and stupid, sure

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


ZDar Fan posted:

I like Jericho a lot, but lately he is feeling like Mike Myers desperately trying to cling to Wayne's World cred

Y2Love Guru

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
just throw everyone out there one at a time

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
gently caress IT, EVERYONE GET IN THE RING

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
This is terrible. Like, everyone is being terrible.

Oh yeah, sure, add the worst talker in the company, that'll save this segment.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
RAMEN

RAINS

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

I WISH YOU DIED IN ABEYANCE!

I once shot on a man in abeyance, you'll never guess why.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

Edwardian posted:

Buccee's Dr. Pepper slushies own, you heathen.


I might have to try those next time we visit my sister in law

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
A glorious car wreck



Someone get Paige out here

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
We need another half dozen dudes in the ring.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

pressedbunny posted:

This is terrible. Like, everyone is being terrible.

Oh yeah, sure, add the worst talker in the company, that'll save this segment.

Eva Marie is there?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

I once shot on a man in abeyance, you'll never guess why.

Just to watch him dry?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Blasmeister posted:

If they want everyone to look bad and stupid, sure

Sounds like something the WWE would do.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

StarkRavingMad posted:

gently caress IT, EVERYONE GET IN THE RING

Do we have enough people... FOR A SIX-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH?!!

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

HOLD ON THERE PLAYA, ITS TIME FOR A TAG MATCH

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


The ring will keep filling up and the last 2.5 hours of the show will be Sandow putting on a variety show. It will be the best Raw ever.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

pressedbunny posted:

This is terrible. Like, everyone is being terrible.

Oh yeah, sure, add the worst talker in the company, that'll save this segment.

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

pressedbunny posted:

This is terrible. Like, everyone is being terrible.

Oh yeah, sure, add the worst talker in the company, that'll save this segment.

You meant male talker right? Eva Marie hasn't shown up yet.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Writer Cath posted:

I WISH YOU DIED IN ABEYANCE!

If nothing else tonight, I'm glad I saw this post live.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Drop me :geno:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Teddy Long is watching at home, a single tear rolling down his eye. He knows what MUST happen now, and longs to be the one to say so.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Reigns is here and he has nude pics of everyone and will release them unless he's made #1 contender

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
roman reigns, ACTOR

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Omally posted:

roman reigns, ACTOR

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Crowd's dying, Cloud

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

does that sign say "i could be home watching nitro"

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Randy Orton Vs Brock Lesner is a match I want to see because Orton would be a brown smear on the ring apron within five minutes.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Just to watch him dry?

The Brood were booked to go next and my guy fell into the burning ring of fire :smith:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Cardboard Box posted:

does that sign say "i could be home watching nitro"

God I hope so, because it's true.

Also, RAW IS SLATER

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Brock Cena?

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