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Lets face it. Far to many men are gay these days and it all starts in the home. How can parents keep their precious man-child from turning into a taint-slurping cocksleeve? Well, I have some tips guaranteed to work. Try these out: 1. Sports! Nothing like manly, hetero exercise with other manly, hetero mans in tight clothing, exposing their glistening, well developed muscles as they competitively grunt and rub against each other for hours. A nice steamy shower together after to wash away all those sinful thoughts is the perfect way to cap the day. 2. Religion! If there is anything that will put the fear of gay into a boy its Jesus and friends. Sunday school stories about whores of Babylon and how women are the cause of sin and strife in the world with their wiles and temptations. The only good women are virginal celibates who never have sex with men. Like your mom. 3. Abuse! If all else fails there is nothing like good old fashion corporal punishment. Put that human being rear end on your lap, get out the paddle, leather bondage gear optional, and give that ripe pink rear end a few good whacks every day while making him say "Thank you Daddy~ Nnnnng~" He will be a red blooded woman fucker in no time. No need to thank me. My son already is.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:30 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:11 |
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:30 |
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didnt read word one, op
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:31 |
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do esports count as sports? cause im not a dumbass jock
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:32 |
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im gay
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:33 |
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ArtIsResistance posted:do esports count as sports? cause im not a dumbass jock Depends. How big is your mouse?
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:33 |
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THS posted:im gay Did you play sports as a child
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:34 |
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goatse them so they know the true horror of man rear end
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:35 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfR1TwosYQg don't know if relevant but better than thread so far.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:36 |
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Introduce them to Magic the Gathering, Warhammer 40K, or WoW. Then it won't matter if they're gay or straight. Because they'll be incels.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:37 |
read one word of OP, if you guess which one it was you win a prize.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:38 |
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its like if your dad fins you smoking and you have to smoke the whole pack but with dicks
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:38 |
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mookface posted:Did you play sports as a child my parents tried i was literally the kid in the far right outfield picking at the grass and sitting down and not paying attention
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:39 |
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Hey guys. Whats up? Having a nice bank holiday?
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:41 |
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I want to get in your game, if you know what I mean. And what I mean is armpit deep intra-sigmoid colon fisting. With real-time commentary.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:41 |
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just god drat let him be gay and be happy he's not loving all the fat girls he's usually hanging around
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:42 |
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you could just castrate him then he can never go balls deep in another man, and if you time it right you can make bank off of his voice.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:44 |
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Berk Berkly posted:Depends. what the gently caress gently caress off dude dont ever make fun of my tiny hands
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:45 |
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THS posted:my parents tried textbook gay
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:45 |
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Just gently caress the gay away.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:51 |
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THS posted:my parents tried this was me as well. but the opposing team got wise and just started hitting everything to right field. So then the coach moved me to shortstop, not long after I took a line drive to the face. that explains a lot really it turned me gay
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:51 |
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poopzilla posted:this was me as well. but the opposing team got wise and just started hitting everything to right field. So then the coach moved me to shortstop, not long after I took a line drive to the face. that explains a lot really Even as a child he was no stranger to balls in the face.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:53 |
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Stormfang1502 posted:Even as a child he was no stranger to balls in the face. its true
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:54 |
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butplug accident posted:didnt read word one, op i skimmed, was not impressed
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:55 |
I read exactly one world of the OP, voted 1. Guess which word it was, win a prize.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:56 |
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Like taking a small amount of poison every day makes you immune to a full dose can you give you son a small dose of homo every day to immunize him from full homo?
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:56 |
Bip Roberts posted:Like taking a small amount of poison every day makes you immune to a full dose can you give you son a small dose of homo every day to immunize him from full homo? Your mom giving you a small amount of lead paint every day sure didn't immunize you from being retarded, so probably no.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:58 |
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Morkyz posted:I read exactly one world of the OP, voted 1. Guess which word it was, win a prize. Berk
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:58 |
sorry i said that
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:58 |
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U don't show up with a beard, u outada will. How bout that Kelly girl?
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:18 |
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Go gay yourself No one wants to grow up to be like their dad
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:21 |
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There must be some sort of fetal testing by now?
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:25 |
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lol (cummmm)
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:30 |
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:30 |
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http://youtu.be/eJm2neag9NU
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:31 |
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Cut his balls off.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:32 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:There must be some sort of fetal testing by now? If the test strip turns pink take a trip to the planned parenthood.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:34 |
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Suck his dick
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:00 |
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Have you tried loving him in the rear end OP If you teach him to hate it at an early age he'll never want to experiment when he's older
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:02 |
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BottledBodhisvata posted:Have you tried loving him in the rear end OP So you are saying I should cuckhold my wife with my own gay son?
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:13 |