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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI0GMR2w59Y

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

me too

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


mao is my homeboy

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
I didnt click on your link but I bet it's freedom.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

lmao remember when obama bowed to that muslim king guy

naem
May 29, 2011

Republicans planning to cut the working and middle class out of America's economy with nearly free slave level labor in china decades in advance hmm

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
the Chinese practice capitalism with such brutal efficiency that the corpse of Richard Nixon has a Beijing sized boner right now

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


mookface posted:

the Chinese practice capitalism with such brutal efficiency that the corpse of Richard Nixon has a Beijing sized boner right now

does this mean like, the size of the city itself or like the average penis size of the city? i need to know for a friend.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Probably some kind of naked lady or gentleman OP

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Saalkin posted:

does this mean like, the size of the city itself or like the average penis size of the city? i need to know for a friend.

the total dick lengths of the citizens of Beijing all added together which is millions of lineal feet

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

in case any of you need to wash the commie off after watching that filth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpH5L8zCtSk

naem
May 29, 2011

mookface posted:

the total dick lengths of the citizens of Beijing all added together which is millions of lineal feet

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

welp im moving to south korea

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Some number of years ago I used to dick around with this program that would let you watch asian tv streams. For awhile, there were Chinese "porn" stations on there and they were fuckin hilarious. A man and woman would take on dumb, but tame, sexual positions and dry hump (both were wearing non-sexy underwear that covered everything). They had no joy or passion. I can only assume it was some sort of GOVERNMENT APPROVED SEXUAL POSITIONS DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THESE INSTRUCTIONS kind of poo poo, or maybe some sort of performance art.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
lol korean dicks.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

well don't keep us in suspense, which nation has the largest

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013



asns are weird

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Theodore is the son of Ultra-right preacher Dr. Max who spews hate on gays and mixed marriages. A Council of Ultra-left gays capture Theo, hold a mock trial and sentence him to 2 years of community service. Service to be conducted as a gay transsexual and marriage to a gay man of color. They hope that such service will make him understand the tribulations faced by all gays. Dr. Latasha has other ideas. She wants revenge for her gay sister's suicide caused my Dr. Max.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

...and then there is the hardcore stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7N9R9tnYu0



HA! Look at these n00bs :gizz:

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

MOOBS! posted:



asns are weird

goonsfirstkiss.gif

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
seoul brother not too beaucoup

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

nostril report: totally clean

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
when you watch japanese porn and they try to 'kiss'

hosed up, thats not how you kiss japan

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Howard Beale posted:

nostril report: totally clean
nah, you gotta roll your tongue into a straw for that

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
The Chinese masturbate to reduce their urges to have kids. If sperm ran the Chinese economy it would have devalued the Renminbi to Weimar Republic levels. just sayin'

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
i srsly do not believe that aisan men discriminate between sexual discomfort and sexual arousal. i do not care if this makes me a racist

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I totally also find Nixon Sexually arousing.



Gat drat girl look at that man. He was definitely a fine piece of meat in his prime.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
ya know, i know very little about china. It's such a huge country with so many people but they barely get any coverage in my country

I'm sure there's a lot of stuff happening there, I just don't know about any of it

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Zzulu posted:

ya know, i know very little about china. It's such a huge country with so many people but they barely get any coverage in my country

I'm sure there's a lot of stuff happening there, I just don't know about any of it

So you live in China?

e:

Al Borland posted:

Seriously, no one else thinks young nixon is a stud?
bastud

SirEvelynTremble fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Sep 2, 2014

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Seriously, no one else thinks young nixon is a stud?

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.

Al Borland posted:

I totally also find Nixon Sexually arousing.



Gat drat girl look at that man. He was definitely a fine piece of meat in his prime.

Fun Nixon fact, he sponsored the first black guy ever allowed into his fraternity in college.

Another fun Nixon fact. He never allowed his mother or grandmother see him drink because he was raised a Quaker.

Third fun Nixon fact. He arranged sabotaging of peace talks that may have ended the Vietnam war in 1968.

Any yes, Nixon was also fine as hell. It really speaks to the personality of the man that Pat Nixon turned down his proposals dozens of times before she said yes.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

MegaGatts posted:

Fun Nixon fact, he sponsored the first black guy ever allowed into his fraternity in college.

Another fun Nixon fact. He never allowed his mother or grandmother see him drink because he was raised a Quaker.

Third fun Nixon fact. He arranged sabotaging of peace talks that may have ended the Vietnam war in 1968.

Any yes, Nixon was also fine as hell. It really speaks to the personality of the man that Pat Nixon turned down his proposals dozens of times before she said yes.

Yeah love em or hate em Nixon was one hell of a son of a bitch.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
i legitimately find nixon fascinating as a human being. i think we have a lot in common on a personal level

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.

Al Borland posted:

Yeah love em or hate em Nixon was one hell of a son of a bitch.

Yeah, he was the most effective leader who seemed deeply unlikable on a personal level. If anyone is interested in Nixon I recommend Conrad Black's biography. I feel it's not partisan, but lots of people say it has a conservative slant because it doesn't cast him as a baby eating monster.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Theshby posted:

i legitimately find nixon fascinating as a human being. i think we have a lot in common on a personal level

My dad was enthralled with him. He has like 10 books on him because of how loving odd and ballsy this guy was.

LBJ and Biden may be real poo poo kickers on the surface, but Nixon is like 1000x crazier than them.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
so many deomocrat presidents could learn from the "they're going to hate you anyway, go for the loving gusto" approach

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dA0lMhhfgE

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

MOOBS! posted:



asns are weird

Thats like being slobbered on by an overly enthusiastic puppy.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

argondamn posted:

in case any of you need to wash the commie off after watching that filth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T3blDLl8JY

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

I too am a "race realist"

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