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Gonna get the whole package, slice up my septum that's so crooked it's hyper gay. real good, let me breathe through something other than my gay mouth and wishy-washy nostrils. Real deviated , real hosed. Can't believe no one told me this was a thing Thanks Obama What ailing medical condition have you finally sought help for??
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:25 |
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how will this affect your coke sniffing im asking for a friend.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:26 |
hepatitis, OP you might want to get checked
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:27 |
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How many straws will you be able to put up there?
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:28 |
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Probably more than 1 on the one side
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:31 |
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if you don't do cocaine why bother
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:32 |
Your Dead Gay Son posted:Gonna get the whole package, slice up my septum that's so crooked it's hyper gay. real good, let me breathe through something other than my gay mouth and wishy-washy nostrils. My mom had this same thing and getting it fixed really helped her. I can't breathe through my nose very well either so maybe I have it too?? Plus I have allergies so like 50% of days if I were to be taken hostage and they put duct tape over my mouth I'd probably suffocate like a dumb rear end in a top hat
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:34 |
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You won't have to pull the dick out of your mouth to breathe anymore, so your dead gay boyfriend will be pretty happy.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:35 |
deviated septums are right up there with peanut allergies and impacted wisdom teeth, they should have just left you in the forest to die. at least you could have fed some animals edit: serious about the peanut allergies though, those people are pussies
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:37 |
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Finally you will be able to smell the bullshit the rest of us put up with on an hourly basis
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:38 |
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ghetto wormhole posted:My mom had this same thing and getting it fixed really helped her. I can't breathe through my nose very well either so maybe I have it too?? Plus I have allergies so like 50% of days if I were to be taken hostage and they put duct tape over my mouth I'd probably suffocate like a dumb rear end in a top hat I will post trip report but so far everything I've read is like "imagine being able to use both your nostrils and blow your nose like a loving adult" and "it'll improve your singing voice" and "potentially reduce any nasal voice if it applies" Basically a win-win. Then I can sleep with my god drat mouth closed for once too
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:39 |
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Straker posted:deviated septums are right up there with peanut allergies and impacted wisdom teeth, they should have just left you in the forest to die. at least you could have fed some animals drat I don't have any allergies but my wisdom teeth started impacting. Goes to show I should be executed for more than one reason now. Like 80% of people have deviated septums but mine is like. Dumb as poo poo.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:40 |
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snout fuckery
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:42 |
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Oink oink kermie
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 06:55 |
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You'll regret it OP because farts don't smell that good
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 07:20 |
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stay safe nose ghost it was a cool day when I was finally diagnosed with pleurisy turns out an ATV rolling on your chest will do that
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 08:04 |
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happy for you bro right on
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 08:07 |
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The recovery blows like no other. But if you survive then life is awesome. goonspeed fatty.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 08:09 |
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Make sure you get sent home with some sweet opioids OP ! You have to ask for the good ones
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 12:42 |
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are you getting surgery for Post Nasal Drip? I hear they have to redo it every 10 years that's why I never bothered.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 12:51 |
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 12:55 |
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Sometimes the surgery can make it worse cause scar tissue etc idk so don't go to your neighborhood Dr Nick equivalent.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 14:21 |
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God don't make mistakes so there's no legitimate reason for you to get your septum "fixed".
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 14:31 |
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septum? drat near killed 'em. a ha ha haaaaaa
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 14:32 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Gonna get the whole package, slice up my septum that's so crooked it's hyper gay. real good, let me breathe through something other than my gay mouth and wishy-washy nostrils. me too brotha. I havnt bitten that dang ol bullet yet, way to bite dangerous things.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 14:59 |
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Tautologicus posted:Sometimes the surgery can make it worse cause scar tissue etc idk so don't go to your neighborhood Dr Nick equivalent. This. Go see Dr. Oz. He'll sell you some blue lima beans and fix you right up.
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