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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
I know this is from a few pages back, but elk birds are sort of a thing. The Peryton is a gribbly and nasty creature from myth. I know of them from Dungeons and Dragons, where they hunt men for their hearts in hopes of one day finding the perfect one, to stop being a retarded elk bird, I presume. Roughly 250 lbs.

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
I figure the best way to find a Dwarven vampire is to cut the booze off and whoever isn't miserable and thirsty after twenty minutes gets chucked in the pit.

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