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I'll just leave this dwarf pubic hair here in case anyone ever needs a new avatar.
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I blame Gray Hunter's insufficient grasp of the English language.
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Vadoc posted:That sounds pretty good, otherwise they're useless for a long time before getting slaughtered because their mother decided to drag them into battle, into the middle of nowhere and get ambushed, or into the caves and die when they get blocked in. You don't get Dwarf Fortress.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:09
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Moose King posted:I think the two gate statues really speak to the two main stages of dwarf life. First you are a dwarf. Then you are murdered by a crazy swamp thing with a long, ridiculous name. It's.. a.. circle...
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Sep 18, 2014 14:45
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So much better than tedious turtle Dwarf Fortress LPs. I eagerly await the bloody denouement!
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Sep 21, 2014 05:13
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That was a great turn. Really the most fun I've had reading a DF LP in a long time. I'm with everyone else who says overly professional turtling in the face of danger is not nearly as entertaining as having things go south like this.
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Sep 21, 2014 17:32
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tlarn posted:And if your turn does end catastrophically and in such a way that even a veteran cannot recover the fortress, there's always the save from the previous overseer to roll back to. That would be horrible.
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Sep 24, 2014 02:19
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Ratoslov posted:Boy, don't know what I would do without gremlin sweat. Nothing like starting your day by cracking open a can of nice, lukewarm gremlin sweat. Love that smell. Love it. Some things in Dwarf Fortress are just too gross to be funny. Like Durian.
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Sep 30, 2014 15:20
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I just hope the last overseer had the common decency to sprinkle access points all over the fort, so the next siege comes in without too much trouble. Every overseer should be doing this. Hell, the guy running the LP should be doing this as prep work on the save before passing it along.
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Oct 3, 2014 18:06
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Os should be allowed to do this during every visit. A small price to pay for the freedom and safety of the fortress.
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Oct 9, 2014 21:56
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Spanish Matlock posted:Were you born in prison after your father died in a horrible construction accident? He said the only real differences already, are you just trying to bully him by bringing up what must be a truly horrible memory?
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Oct 15, 2014 05:13
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GrimRevenant posted:Apparently this may be a "loyalty cascade". Not sure exactly what that means, but it sounds like Fun. It is. Thus proving again that people who don't know DF backward and forward make the best overseers. Any dwarf that kills a dwarf from the fort is listed as an enemy of the fort, and will be automatically attacked. The same thing happens to the dwarf that kills that dwarf, and so on, forever. This term is awesome, I hope Ninjewtsu has more twists and turns for us.
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Nov 14, 2014 23:59
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Pyroi posted:We will further divide the fort into the following sections: elf, troll, dwarf, and spaceman. Elves will live on the surface, Trolls in the caves, Dwarves in the actual fortress, and spacemen on a platform suspended many z-levels above the ground. ..by dropping the spaceman platform onto the elves.
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Nov 15, 2014 04:13
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ninjewtsu posted:Not so confident in getting an update out tonight, some outside circumstances are making that a bit difficult Trying to move Fogwall to the new version so you can start gelding dwarfs?
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Nov 22, 2014 07:26
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ninjewtsu posted:Anyone who has ever aimed a punch at a fellow dwarf is infected No, no, you have to kill. Dwarfs can get into fistfights and be fine. I also think a hammerer can kill a man and be fine. Anyone know if that's the case?
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Dec 17, 2014 06:06
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Please let's try to avoid another 3 month term...
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Jan 8, 2015 18:11
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StrangeAeon posted:I wonder how long before everyone is vampires? Given how quickly they're eating the non-vampires, I'd say about a month.
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Jan 11, 2015 16:59
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Well, this is a different kind of Dwarf Fortress LP. A better kind.
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Jan 13, 2015 05:22
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Dashticle posted:Is there any chance you have a slightly earlier save, You know, like, one where everyone isn't dead or a baby or a vampire or about to get eaten by a flesh-melting humanoid made of white chalcedony?
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Jan 20, 2015 01:54
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symuun posted:On the other hand, I think we're supposed to be trying to save the fortress this turn... I've yet to see anything that suggests that.
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Jan 26, 2015 00:23
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Spanish Matlock posted:A good DF LP needs cycles of death and rebirth. This is the only LP I know of that's circled the drain like this. It's really great. Too bad the updates are so slow.
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Jan 26, 2015 19:43
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ninjewtsu posted:I would be interested in knowing if my segregation riots or the forgotten beast you let into the fortress caused more deaths Nietzschean posted:To be honest the biggest cause of death on my turn was the vampires. The forgotten beast was merely a road bump. That's the sign of a quality Dwarf Fortress LP right here.
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Jan 29, 2015 16:27
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Dashticle posted:What's a good option for making a .gif of a scene or whatever, I seem to remember someone posting some earlier? LICEcap is really convenient.
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Jan 31, 2015 03:25
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Nietzschean posted:He has the single most terrifying weapon that it is possible to acquire, and is the single most powerful combatant available in fortress mode. He can take on a bronze colossus by himself and likely kill it in one or two swings; and, he will be able to single-handedly kill the rest of the militia if he ever goes on a rampage. Sounds like something we need to test. I like that the vampires took a blood toll for their service in the siege. If we just let one vampire macedwarf live among the non-vampires, then I think the resultant tax will be in line with services rendered.
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Jan 31, 2015 22:02
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Instead of Dwarf Fortress, this should be called Dwarf Corpses.
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Feb 1, 2015 17:59
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Gridlocked posted:Literally still a bigger achievement then I have ever made. Don't ever go to sleep and you'll be fine.
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Feb 4, 2015 05:49
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The answer to that question is always no.
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Feb 4, 2015 19:36
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BattleCattle posted:Ask the captain of the guard for permission. We have procedures here, ya know. Maybe for a common criminal, but for a villain like Gridlocked, I think we'd need the mayor to sign off on it, too.
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Feb 26, 2015 19:44
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Gridlocked posted:I, Griddlocked, mayor of Fogwall, dispenser of Justice and Hammerings, Captain of the Guard have once again spent the day guarding the prisoner and dispensing Justice as required. Today I punished him by looking in the mirror then headbutting him a few times. He is sore and thusly punished. Hammerer hammer thyself.
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Feb 28, 2015 03:08
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I think it may be time to Good Job Good Effort this LP.
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Mar 23, 2015 19:42
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Funky Valentine posted:There was a bridge here Does that make it... a bridge to nowhere? Surely, Gridlocked must be informed of this Gridlocked's perfidy so that he can have Gridlocked exact the proper punishment.
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It's a good idea, we'll use Gridlocked as a bridge.
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