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The Bitcoin SourceForge page was hacked yesterday with "buttcoin"-themed vandalism:Someone on Reddit posted:Could this be a government posing as a hacker in order to discredit the threat to mainstream currencies? I don't think so, but I do think conspiracy theories will be abound! Soricidus posted:in the basement of the NSA, in a darkened room illuminated only by the sinister glow of monitors and blinking leds, crouches lt. col. judas b schiller, us cyber command.
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# ? Sep 9, 2014 13:31 |
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marlowe can you go posted:Kind of meaningless if you haven't read any of the Ulillillia threads but I'm PMF anyway. I assume uli is the fat one , and if so , lol that other guy
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# ? Sep 9, 2014 17:54 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:I assume uli is the fat one
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# ? Sep 9, 2014 18:05 |
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On the topic of whether or not a Roman Emperor was a pedophile:Arglebargle III posted:I just realized something out of the blue this morning: babies BITE. Hard. If you've ever hung out with a nursing mother you know they bite all the time. Cyrano4747 posted:I can't believe I'm actually trying to logically think this through in my head but here we go. . . Immanentized has a new favorite as of 21:51 on Sep 9, 2014 |
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PYF sensitive nipples quotes
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# ? Sep 9, 2014 21:23 |
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carrion kit posted:*jreks cord*
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 04:31 |
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Captain Gordon posted:Emote talk: Hearthstone is a free iPad game from the guys who made World of Warcraft. It is this serious.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 06:22 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:He's not. is he in that pic because the 2nd not fat guy doesnt seem like an artist to me
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 06:40 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:is he in that pic because the 2nd not fat guy doesnt seem like an artist to me
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 06:57 |
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hm well it seems like the fat goon is the huge autist here which makes sense lol uli still stuck in 90s tho
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 06:58 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:hm well it seems like the fat goon is the huge autist here which makes sense lol
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 06:59 |
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no thanks
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 07:00 |
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Tae posted:So I just realized the Buffalo Bills are worth less than Minecraft going by selling price. Volkerball posted:Well you can't beat minecraft in 3 hours.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 17:53 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:2008/2012 election.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 18:27 |
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internet inc posted:You can also devote your life to it and get nothing in return. Eifert Posting posted:Which?
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 19:59 |
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Prompted by this poster's red text:Displeased Moo Cow posted:i dont want any semen in my mouth Ericadia posted:its easy to say this when you're sitting and theorizing, but out there in the field things are different, rules go out the window and you just have to do what you have to do
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 23:40 |
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I'm just not sure what broke here:Al Cowens posted:It was really bad and the prominent posters were outed as horrifying fuckup gigantic hypocrite gross shitstains but there's a nice offsite fo"lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 00:14 |
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:I'm just not sure what broke here: Sabel likes to quote jon pop I don't understand it, but I do love it.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 00:28 |
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DoctorWhat posted:And for those having difficulty transcoding JPGs to MP3: Everdraed posted:If you're one of those weird people who doesn't analyze the waveform of every image you see on the internet, that audio produces this when viewed as a logarithmic spectrogram: lowtax please make it so that every time Everdraed posts it is automatically reposted to every thread in the forums.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 02:58 |
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Everdraed is a loving wizard. --- "That flying contraption's a fool's errand, Davram. Ain't no man on this Earth what can fly. That's God's will, there, men ain't meant for flyin', sure'n fish aren't meant for walkin'," they told my father. They were wrong. I was ten years old when my father, always an eccentric, truly descended into his obsession with his flying machine. To the untrained eye, it looked like nothing so much as a rooster costume connected to shoulder-mounted gyros with an enormous propeller beanie, stuck on a unicycle base. Impractical, improbable, and certainly not airworthy. But he swore by his machine-suit. He swore it would fly, that he would be the first man in the Darkstar clan to taste the high wind. But that dream compelled his every waking moment. It drove my mother away, it alienated my my elderbrother and sisterlings. It riled old Confessor Toomba to distraction. There were grumblings of excommunication, violent reprisal, tortured redemption. I still remember the last time I spoke to my father, walking into the old shack where he kept that damned thing, bringing him some bearded muttonbread and orange juicings. "Father - " I began, and stopped as he turned to face me, wild-eyed and unshaven, his suspend shirt and jackoveralls pulled into his wiry frame by sweat and wear. "I have it, my boy. I have it. At last, I HAVE IT!" he screamed, baritone and tight with excitement. "THIS MACHINE WILL FLY! MAN - WILL - FLY!" "B-but Father," I stammered, dropping the plate in shock, "Confessor Toomba - " "There is no God, my son! There is only MAN, WIND, EARTH, GROWING PLANTS, THE LIGHT OF THE SOLAR DISC, THE WILL OF TRIUMPH, GLARM!" he interrupted, strapping the suit around him, then rushed past me before I could manage any more words to face his blasphemy. He spun out the barn, past the house, down the road to town, whirling on that unicycle. And then -- And then, he flew. Before the awestruck eyes of the village copse, clad in their eventide warings, his suit parted with the dark, brown earth, and he soared upward. He rotated his outstretched arms in swift, tiny circles. The autogyros fluttered around him, spinning wildly, swift strokes in the air. Great sails unfurled from his armpits and his crotch, fanned out behind him. And he took flight. And he roared, "I AM A COOL, FLYING HUMAN MAN, MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEERS! CHECK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" That was the last anyone ever saw my father. He soared up and out, level to the earth, farther and farther away. He was gone. -Randbrick
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 04:26 |
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Does anyone have the fyad gooncamp thread?
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 15:59 |
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StashAugustine posted:Does anyone have the fyad gooncamp thread? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1858814&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 16:06 |
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Mister Adequate posted:if Leicester becomes a new center of a federated UK we pledge to bulldoze Derby to the ground, bomb the rubble to ashes, then vaporize the ashes into atoms, then use antimatter to annihilate those atoms. Guavanaut posted:The Luftwaffe tried that with Coventry, and it just came back worse.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 18:43 |
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:
Meatwave posted:They should call that prank "The Pistorius."
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:00 |
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Jeherrin posted:This is the Redditor behind the sub-Reddit 'TheFappening' which was created to share the leaked celebrity nude pictures. Ragequit posted:His teeth are like a junior high dance.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 06:28 |
PK Starstorm posted:How loving thick are the pads that woman's using to successfully create the image of curves? Karma Monkey posted:Depends.
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 20:07 |
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Costello Jello posted:same, I want the anuses of everyone around me to look like the mouth of a Yep Yep, just flapping around dumbly.
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 20:20 |
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newreply.php posted:ive never worked in the food industry but i did deliver tv's for a while and if there was one certainty it was that rich fucks never ever tipped you for hauling their huge tv (these were the crt days and even early lcd's were easily 10" thick) inside their huge home where you had to take care not to touch anything Luvcow posted:Yep. Poorer the person (UMASS, Hampshire etc.), the more likely they were to tip me, or give me beer or bong hits. Rich kids at Amherst college? Only a few ever even gave tips. No. 6 posted:Poor people are bad at managing money.
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 21:51 |
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This joke will never get old.
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 22:01 |
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Meatwave posted:I wish I knew a mod so I could get this as a tall avatar: Flagrant Abuse posted:Buddy, if you're looking for a tall avatar, you chose the wrong subject.
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 23:29 |
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Sappo569 posted:I lust for Kanye West death Bloody Hedgehog posted:Why? He'll just be back in 3 days.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:03 |
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p0zer posted:Whoa. That part of the book read to me as if he was just having an odd train of thought that could take you down a trail that may wind up with you thinking "then maybe a horse could be the pope". I did not read it as a statement of "I think a horse can be the pope".
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 22:40 |
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Krinkle posted:I would not complain about dicks though, it's fine. Draw more dicks and dudes sucking on dicks. Make the babies squirm boo hoo my culture saturated in tits and rear end made me look at a gay dick once every third sunday.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 23:55 |
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Over There posted:I'm gonna mark this thread as unread and never come back Bloody Hedgehog posted:You can leave anytime, but you can never truly escape. The memory of this thread will haunt you, like a tiny twitch at the base of your skull. It's dizzying highs and vulgar lows will swim among your id and ego, never truly disappearing. Like a spot of bleach, once applied, it can never truly be removed. Do you see? The thought of returning here will make you physically retch, but the thought of never coming backs hurts more than any hunger could. One day, amid remembering the horrors of dick-knife, or poo poo-dick, or any one of a hundred dick-based horrors, you'll wonder if maybe some cool pics were posted. Do you see! That will be your undoing, and you'll slowly slink back, to witness the divine horrors upon display.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 17:32 |
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WarpedNaba posted:Christ almighty, Germany manages to finally confirm one of the many global stereotypes regarding it Randler posted:Maybe the Germans are just better at locating and tracking minorities.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 18:12 |
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I don't have archives, does anyone have that series of incredible posts about how horses are the dumbest animals alive and constantly do poo poo like get scared and break their own ankles trying to run away?
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:33 |
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:I don't have archives, does anyone have that series of incredible posts about how horses are the dumbest animals alive and constantly do poo poo like get scared and break their own ankles trying to run away? Here. "Oh poor old Freckles, thought of ants and died."
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 20:45 |
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:On the way home from work today I was behind a truck with the following bumper/window stickers: "Keep Calm and Chive On", a stick person family with only one person and a bunch of pets and "My Brother is in the Army". I felt it really told a sad, sad story that they probably didn't mean to tell.
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 01:39 |
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Regarding the Wachowskis:SALT CURES HAM posted:Yeah, but fortunately execs seem to be ignoring that and (at least up until very recently) dickriding them because of how much of a success The Matrix was. Vargo posted:There is no way that you are clever enough to make a joke this subtle intentionally.
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In the PYF Macros and Memes thread:mind the walrus posted:It's actually gotten really really sad in the past few months. Granted I'm not contributing so I'm sure I don't have the right to comment, but I remember when these threads used to be the place to go to stay ahead of the culture curve, and now it's just..... not.
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