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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
From the 'lovely life hacks' thread after someone posted a tutorial on making a wallet out of a paper bag:

Oxyclean posted:

How cheap do you have to be to want a paper wallet? Oh man, Ill save 20$ with this piece of garbage that will turn to poo poo the first time I get caught out in the rain.

Decrepus posted:

Paper wallets are the only way to keep your currency safe from hackers.

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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:



That's not a lifehack, that's just a pretty good prank. Especially if you put a few of them up.

Meatwave posted:

They should call that prank "The Pistorius."

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

timb is an rear end in a top hat genie
"i wish for an apple smartwatch" "granted have fun typing with your digital crown"
"i wish for my iphone to reach the ground" *tim cuts off ur legs*

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

mom posted:

Surprised there is no methamphetamine thread on these forums. I've been going through an 8ball I purchased and as someone who has used cocaine for years (GOOD coke, off darknets) I can honestly say meth is 100x better, and this is coming from somebody who used to look down on it as a "dirty" drug.

I started out doing 80mg dissolved in 30iu of saline, injected intravenously and proceeded to have the most intense rush of any drug ive ever done (I've injected cocaine, crack, heroin, and ketamine for comparison). I ended up getting dizzy about 5 seconds after the shot and vomited 2-3 times but when the nausea passed I was loving HIGH. If you have ever IV'd cocaine you know how intense that first 30 second rush is, now multiply it by 10 and have it last 6 hours and thats pretty much it. I never got the whole "tweaking" out aspect, which im assuming comes from not sleeping for days. I just felt loving fantastic for 16 hours, then took some xanax and went to bed and all was well.

It was more euphoric and less "speedy" then I had anticipated and insanely CLEAN, but I'm sure a lot of that was because of the quality of the drug itself. I could easily see the addiction potential since this stuff is potent and CHEAP ($100 for 3.5g) but I never saw the appeal of staying up for days and during my experimentation always slept and ate right during the experience. I initially bought the meth as a joke, just to do it to say that I've done it, and I can honestly say that I would recommend it to anybody (assuming intensity is your cup of tea).

I just cant believe I wasted all those years spending so much money and having to go to the bar bathroom every 15 mins to maintain my desired high when now I just do an injection before I go out for the night and I'm still peaking 6 hours later.

10/10, gently caress the stigma and the haters.

mom posted:

I dunno, a shot in the morning in my left arm, and a shot in the right in the afternoon has been treating me a lot better then doing 5g of coke in 4 hours doing shots every 15 mins like clockwork. poo poo ive gone through an entire box of 100 needles in a 3 day weekend coke binge before.

If you have enough self control and self awareness meth is fantastic. I definitely wanted to stay up for days re-dosing and keep the high going but in the back of my head I always know I need my food, water, 8 hours of sleep, and gotta work my 40 hours so I have a place to live, but i could see someone easily say "gently caress it" and go for broke and keep the roller coaster going, then you start seeing shadow people after not eating or sleeping for a week and now your a "tweaker".

Also the meth of today is WAY different from the meth of 5-10 years ago, you would honestly have trouble selling lovely shake and bake mom-and-pop ghetto meth since now fully equipped superlabs are being built in Mexico, getting pure shipments of precursor pseduo from chinese wholesalers, and then made by qualified chemists who know their poo poo (i know that sounds all breaking bad but its true). Then all they do is ship that poo poo to San Diego under a drug tunnel and now the streets are awash with 95%+ pure methamphetamine at rock bottom prices. Even El Chapo Guzman (prior to arrest) has stated he purposely has been lowering the price and increasing purity of his product to push low level wannabees out of the market. Same thing is happening with heroin if your properly connected; im floored by some of the poo poo i've been doing recently.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Mans posted:

My favorite part is how he wants to pay double of what the escort is asking because that means she will be more happy and into it.

He's not wrong, tbh

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