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an office job where i sit around and pretend to work all day, and also you give me mad benefits and 3 weeks of vacation time. thank you, get back to me asap
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 13:31 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:56 |
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you dont want a job
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 13:33 |
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Post your resume and I'll see what can be done. What's your religion and sexual orientation ?
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 13:33 |
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im gaytheist
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 13:34 |
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*gives u handjob*
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 13:36 |
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"Gimme a job where I do nothing" *gets job given to them* "This is too hard, Im not going to turn up regularly and eventually I'll get fired because Im a lazy piece of poo poo who cant even find my own job"
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 13:36 |
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Rapman the Cook posted:"Gimme a job where I do nothing" this is actually what'll happen so keep that in mind please potential employers
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 13:37 |
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I'll trade you for a week for half my pay. Note: it's the opposite of the OP
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 13:37 |
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klapman, haveyou ever considered not working and then just killing yourself when the money runs out?
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 14:10 |
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I know you keep hearing (from the Man) that crime doesn't pay, but that's only if you're dumb. Try crime
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 14:33 |
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klapman posted:an office job where i sit around and pretend to work all day, and also you give me mad benefits and 3 weeks of vacation time. thank you, get back to me asap I'll pay you three times what I'm currently paying you. You start work tomorrow. Your desk is in Antarctica.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 14:34 |
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After looking at your resume klapman we regret to inform you that we're going to go in another direction. We'll keep your resume on file in case something fitting your qualifications comes up.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 15:05 |
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Gaunab posted:After looking at your resume klapman we regret to inform you that we're going to go in another direction. We'll keep your resume on file in case something fitting your qualifications comes up. HR speak for gently caress OFF.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 15:06 |
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54m florida seeks sissy cumpig for small dick humiliation and pissplay (no blacks)
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 15:15 |
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maybe first you should think about finishing that ged
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 15:30 |
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3 weeks of vacation time lol
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 15:30 |
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Jose Mengelez posted:54m florida seeks sissy cumpig for small dick humiliation and pissplay (no blacks) e: bring me the ball-sack of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi OP and I'll pay you SirEvelynTremble fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Sep 2, 2014 |
# ? Sep 2, 2014 15:31 |
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nig nog tryin to get a steady beezy
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 15:42 |
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I can give you a job, a handjob
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 15:43 |
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I'll give you a tonguepunch my fartbox job
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 15:45 |
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klapman posted:an office job where i sit around and pretend to work all day, and also you give me mad benefits and 3 weeks of vacation time. thank you, get back to me asap Sorry, that position has been filled by my fat rear end.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 16:04 |
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You're young and you have your health. What do you want with a job?
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 18:13 |
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serious norman posted:I can give you a job, a handjob fuckin lmao
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 18:21 |
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i got a job for u right here op *points at hand* ya u got that right. its hand job
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 18:23 |
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a handjob is better than a handout
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 18:25 |
Has anyone made a hand job joke yet?
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 18:54 |
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hey op my hands got a job for u... and the paycheck is cum from youre weiner
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 18:55 |
Cause if no one made the joke yet I could make it. hey op, how about a HAND job?
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 18:57 |
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MegaGatts posted:Cause if no one made the joke yet I could make it. hey op, how about a HAND job? holy sh*t lol hahaha im voting this thread a 5 ( the number of fingers on my hand [that im giving u a handjob w/])
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 19:00 |
ilikedirt posted:holy sh*t lol hahaha I'd give you a high five but my hands are busy giving the hand jobs
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 19:01 |
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get officially diagnosed with all the mental illness you have and start collecting that disability check op.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 19:12 |
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Yeah, OP, I'll give you a SNOW job.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 19:14 |
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i too would like a job, hand or otherwise i think you will find i'm an UP AND CUMMER
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 19:24 |
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here yuou go
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 19:26 |
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I can get you a hand job, will that do?
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 19:28 |
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jobs are basically idiot bullshit, for morons
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 19:28 |
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klapman posted:an office job where i sit around and pretend to work all day, and also you give me mad benefits and 3 weeks of vacation time. thank you, get back to me asap 3 weeks vacation? 15 work days? What kind of backwards retarded third world slave country are you from that this is great?
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 19:38 |
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RabbitWizard posted:3 weeks vacation? 15 work days? What kind of backwards retarded third world slave country are you from that this is great? my last job got me 2.5 weeks vacation per year, which we were not allowed to take lol
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 19:51 |
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klapman posted:an office job where i sit around and pretend to work all day, and also you give me mad benefits and 3 weeks of vacation time. thank you, get back to me asap same
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 19:53 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:56 |
klapman posted:an office job where i sit around and pretend to work all day, and also you give me mad benefits and 3 weeks of vacation time. thank you, get back to me asap Have you tried https://www.usajobs.gov/
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