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In my defense your honor, I look like a creature that should be peaking around a doorway in Trolls 2, so I need all the help I can get
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gnarlyhotep posted:makes me wonder what John Lennon would have tweeted Oh god. Going balls deep in these coeds is so much work. I love you #Yoko!
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Helical Nightmares posted:Oh god. Going balls deep in these coeds is so much work. I love you #Yoko! No, he would be one of those celebrities broken by 9/11 and would have issued increasingly erratic tweets about world peace and love-ins, while simultaneously releasing terrible albums that no one cared about it.
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whip posted:His daughter was on that MTV sweet 16 show. He threatened to cancel her birthday party if her grades didn't improve. She had failing grades on the party and he still rewarded her with an outrageously expensive ride. wow thats much more interesting than the rape allegations can u tell me more about MTV's hit TV show "sweet 16"???
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Costello Jello posted:No, he would be one of those celebrities broken by 9/11 and would have issued increasingly erratic tweets about world peace and love-ins, while simultaneously releasing terrible albums that no one cared about it. Elton John's done a fine job picking up the slack in his absence.
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Costello Jello posted:No, he would be one of those celebrities broken by 9/11 and would have issued increasingly erratic tweets about world peace and love-ins, while simultaneously releasing terrible albums that no one cared about it. this is pretty close to it, I think Poor guy would not have adapted well to this poo poo culture
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john lennon woulda been right there with metallica suing the pants off napster dont kid urself
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gnarlyhotep posted:this is pretty close to it, I think mark david chapman's solution might have been a bit off-base but he was pretty right in diagnosing lennon as a phony really doubt lennon would have handled the transition from "elder statesman" to "living legend" very well, probably would have been like bono, but moreso, and for stupider causes
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Costello Jello posted:In my defense your honor, I look like a creature that should be peaking around a doorway in Trolls 2, so I need all the help I can get Ummm, are you saying this because he's black? Keep it classy, CLo haters #JusticeForCeeLo
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Imagine if C-lo raped you, gosh thatd just be the worst can yoiu imagine?
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I pity the fooooooool who falls asleep 'round you
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a creepy colon posted:Imagine if C-lo raped you, gosh thatd just be the worst can yoiu imagine? Burnt jalapeņo forced into your butt lol.
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:If there ain't no cum, who knows what's been done? all he wants is to CeeMo White
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a creepy colon posted:Imagine if C-lo raped you, gosh thatd just be the worst can yoiu imagine? if you sleep through it it doesn't count
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Sep 2, 2014 21:16
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*clo rolls into center of your dark room and opens up from his ball naked at the base of your bed
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>yuou notice clo is covered ina thin oil from head to toe.
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Robo Reagan posted:so did he actually rape her or is this just another lady trying to get a big payday He did actually drug a woman with the intent of raping her but he claims he was unable to rape her properly or complete what he would consider to be a full rape so as far as he is concerned it doesn't even count as a technical rape & since she was unconscious which he seems to think of as a "get away with rapes zone" there's no way for her to definitely know what exact rape moves he performed on her drugged & prone body so he would prefer if we'd stop hassling him about the whole ordeal.
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>clo quickly scurries onto your bed ambulating on all 4 limbs
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Guys, I goofed up the rape, I really wish people would stop giving me a hard time about it. I'd really like to take a mulligan on this rape.
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theflyingorc posted:mark david chapman's solution might have been a bit off-base but he was pretty right in diagnosing lennon as a phony you may be right, but I would rather see Lennon do it himself
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And I hope that you are having the time of your life But think twice, that's my only advice Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are, Ha ha ha bless your soul You really think you're in control Well, I think you're crazy I think you're crazy I think you're crazy wow guys, this was foretold back in '06 0_o
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:He makin' some Richard Dawkins sounding points. hm yes the realization that someone you knew betrayed your trust and raped you, making you feel like you can't be safe anywhere or with anyone is much better than being pulled into and raped in a dark alley giving you a lifelong distrust of dark alleys
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Look, getting raped is a very intimate experience and if I'm going to get raped I would rather it be by someone I can trust.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Look, getting raped is a very intimate experience and if I'm going to get raped I would rather it be by someone I can trust.
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I saw Goodie Mob reunite in Vegas Get Rich to This still holds up as an anthem for a white male hustling
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How hosed are u to try to rape someone when your some big time celebrity. Then use the story I went limp to all the world to escape charges.
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a creepy colon posted:>clo quickly scurries onto your bed ambulating on all 4 limbs go west
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aauuuuugh they're probably going to pull gnarls barkley off the rotation at work and that was the only decent thing they had besides for the longest time and that bruno mars song about counting
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Darth123123 posted:How hosed are u to try to rape someone when your some big time celebrity. Then use the story I went limp to all the world to escape charges. Seems wiser to stay silent and let his lawyer do the talking. Probably the tweets occurred in the time between when his lawyer went unconscious and before Cee Lo's viagra could kick in.
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TBS just cancelled his tv show. What the hell!!
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apparently attempted rape is only a misdemeanor according to federal law. he's talking about his ED to avoid incarceration
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Cee lo had literally two songs who gives a poo poo about this troll monster
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gigawhite posted:TBS just cancelled his tv show. What the hell!! i didn't know he had a tv show. please tell me it was a sitcom
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Medium Cool posted:i didn't know he had a tv show. please tell me it was a sitcom no, it was a reality show. he and his family made customized guns. wasn't that good.
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he also used to torture animals and randomly assult people when he was younger http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/e2fnb/til_that_cee_lo_green_made_a_hobby_of_torturing/
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I would stand with cee Lo but he bought me a drink and I really feel like I wanna lie down
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Retarded_Clown_ posted:he also used to torture animals and randomly assult people when he was younger that's pretty much every celebrity though mark wahlberg, cee-lo, mark wahlberg...
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