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Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
Mario Chalmers
Pau Gasol
DeMarcus Cousins

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Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
Coach K is so obvious.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

jerry sandusky

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Everyone is openly gay in e sports.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
Aaron Rodgers isn't keeping it secret.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.
AROD and his centurion porn collection.

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
all of them

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
Dirk Nowitzki seems open to options.

A majority of the L.A. Clippers.

Most hockey players are probably gay.

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

Kelfeftaf posted:

Dirk Nowitzki seems open to options.

A majority of the L.A. Clippers.

Most hockey players are probably gay.

Nah, most hockey players wives blow the other team in advance to get an advantage, hockey is a cucking paradise.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Chris Bosch

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

Rasta_Al posted:

Chris Bosch

Too much of a baby to be secretly gay.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
anyone named lance

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Payne Stewart was gay.
He'd look at you like that guy from Aphex twin and then his hat would lift open and someone else's voice would say "Come touch the lizard balls" and he'd make a devious curtsey and just start laughing.

He was killed for this by the PGA tour, his accident was staged to make him look not gay.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Chris Benoit

it was killing him and his family

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

porkchop_express posted:

anyone named lance

James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina
im gay

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

well polk my eyes out

Arclyte
Apr 21, 2002

Medium Cool posted:

all of them

"Son, the most important thing in life is to do what you love"

"Dad, I love getting sweaty with other dudes and slapping them on the butt and taking showers with them"

"Get your glove and meet me in the backyard"

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Medium Cool posted:

all of them

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Medium Cool posted:

all of them

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
derek jeter. he's retiring because of all of the gay

ColdReaches
Oct 12, 2013

Place : Detroit
Date : 4031 A.D.

NiceGuy posted:

derek jeter. he's retiring because of all of the gay

Everyone in baseball is on the roids.

his blood tests are redacted until 2073.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Rudy Gay. The name is to divert attention.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Kelfeftaf posted:

Mario Chalmers
Pau Gasol
DeMarcus Cousins

clicked on expecting a "j/k everyone is"

no 5 for you

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
federer literally gobbled up his opponent's dick today, then wrecked his a-hole, p gay imo

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
Whenever we played co-ed football in middle school the girl who played quarterback would always fondle my dick before the snap whenever I played center, so I'm pretty sure she was extremely gay.

texasmed
May 27, 2004
lebron james
dwayne wade
chris bosch
ray allen
mario chalmers

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
every soccer player ever

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS
Christiano Ronaldo

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

G.I. Jaw posted:

Whenever we played co-ed football in middle school the girl who played quarterback would always fondle my dick before the snap whenever I played center, so I'm pretty sure she was extremely gay.

You shouldn't have been out there playing, coach.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
wayne gretzky

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

all sportsmen

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

imo

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
Probably Justin Verlander.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Tim Tebow

im a girl btw
Jan 15, 2004

the fans

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
Bunch of guys sweating, grunting, and touching each other.

So.

Medium Cool posted:

all of them

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
You, GBS.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i'm gay for sport

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


"Wear the cheesehead."

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