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I picked up a 6-pack tonight and headed for the self-checkout line, remembering someone on SA said "gently caress people who buy beer and go to self checkout, you know you have to wait for someone to check your ID and make everyone wait" I decided to go to the regular checkout instead. Unfortunately when the trainee scanned my beer she said she had to call a manager over for the key, that set off the libertarian alarm behind me. Jeez, they gotta treat everyone like a criminal nowadays, get the manager over here to inspect you and everything. Actually sir I'm in training right now and- The cops might as well have your scanners to just scan IDs and print out tickets and free speech my rights 2nd ammendment.Then the manager comes over.  Hello sir- So you have to come over here every time someone buys beer or wine? Because I'm not buying wine here ever again.so while the manager is trying to settle him down the cashier smiles and hands me my bag then waves as I say goodbye and head out the door, looking back I can see the dude flipping out even more and then I remember:  I didn't even pay for these beers.
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so hire someone to act as a fake libertarian and go back and do this again but with a shitload of beer the perfect scam!
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Sep 3, 2014 01:15
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now thats america, gently caress yeah
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thanks for sharing! 
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Sep 3, 2014 01:17
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This seems like a good scam until you realize to pull it off you would have to stand near a Libertarian.
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Sep 3, 2014 01:20
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lol if you don't have to go to state run liquor commissaries to buy alcohol taxed at 70%
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Sep 3, 2014 01:21
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Trixie Hardcore posted:This seems like a good scam until you realize to pull it off you would have to stand near a Libertarian. the worst part was he kept looking at me while he was talking like trying to get me to agree with what he was saying, I was just trying to pretend he wasn't there
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Sep 3, 2014 01:22
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Not enough war Not enough suffering Not enough famine Not enough natural selection
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Sep 3, 2014 01:25
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lmao if you don't cower at every large or small form of authority
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Sep 3, 2014 01:30
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this didn't happen and is a lovely story anyway
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Sep 3, 2014 01:31
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Kelfeftaf posted:this didn't happen and is a lovely story anyway actually it did and I'm sorry your extremely mundane life of sitting in your room jacking off all day hasn't given you any moments of pleasantness.
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Sep 3, 2014 01:44
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im a libertarian
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Sep 3, 2014 01:45
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a bone to pick posted:actually it did and I'm sorry your extremely mundane life of sitting in your room jacking off all day hasn't given you any moments of pleasantness. lol if your story is true, it just sounds like you acting like a baby and getting free beer as a result. congratulations
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Sep 3, 2014 01:48
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Hopefully the cashier didn't get in trouble for forgetting to get your money.
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Sep 3, 2014 01:48
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THS posted:im a libertarian You're posting is libertarian and needs some government regulation.
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Sep 3, 2014 01:49
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who is john galt?
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ChuckHead posted:You're posting is libertarian and needs some government regulation. good luck. i have a monopoly on shitposting and im greasing the palms of every mod
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Sep 3, 2014 01:54
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Kelfeftaf posted:lol if your story is true, it just sounds like you acting like a baby and getting free beer as a result. congratulations  I'm starting to think I should take libertarians with me when buying weed
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Sep 3, 2014 01:56
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Sounds more like you hosed over the cashier.
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Sep 3, 2014 01:59
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What does this have to do with libertarians? I don't get it.
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Sep 3, 2014 02:00
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ya maybe he was an anarchist
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nice but I doubt associating enough with a libertarian to get them to agree to that would be worth it, they'd be blabbing about Bitcoins the whole way there and back for one thing probably
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Sep 3, 2014 02:01
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should have taken out ur smartphone and had him take the test
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redshirt posted:who is john galt? my penis it went gulch sometime ago
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Fister Roboto posted:What does this have to do with libertarians? I don't get it. I was under the impression we call anyone who's ultra right-wing and makes a public spectacle of themselves a libertarian.
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Sep 3, 2014 02:04
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chug some bears.
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libertarians... useful idiots???
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a bone to pick posted:I was under the impression we call anyone who's ultra right-wing and makes a public spectacle of themselves a libertarian. Neo Nazis are all about the spectacle
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Sep 3, 2014 02:59
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soap, ballot, jury, ammo: use in that order, starting now
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Kelfeftaf posted:this didn't happen and is a lovely story anyway Lolol what are the odds of running into a random crazy person losing their poo poo on some hapless retail employee? What? The odds are really good because that's like a crazy person hobby? Okay.
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Sep 3, 2014 03:11
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a bone to pick posted:
weed dealers are used to libertarians
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Sep 3, 2014 03:14
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shouldn't a libertarian be entrepreneuring his own store instead of shopping at someone else's? i mean wtf
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I hope the manager wasn't too tough when he brought the hammer down on the trainee cashier whose register was several dollars short at the end of the night. You should go back and look for that cashier and explain what happened and offer to tell the manager & pay. Then nobody has lost anything and you just made some girls day and maybe saved her job. That might make you feel a little better and be a much cooler ending to the story than just FYGM. I mean unless you're a libertarian too I guess.
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RevSyd posted:I hope the manager wasn't too tough when he brought the hammer down on the trainee cashier whose register was several dollars short at the end of the night. she wasnt short, the order never completed so she probably voided that order or had a supervisor do it and no one was ever the wiser
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Sep 3, 2014 10:53
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slippage is normal, no cashier ever got fired for being a six pack short. on a $1000 till it's normal to be over or under by $10
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Sep 3, 2014 11:09
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I am a librarian.
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Sep 3, 2014 11:21
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Al Borland posted:I am a librarian. ugh you people are what's wrong with america, going on in supermarkets about your dumb political ideals and mythical invisible hand and perfect world with no regulation and big industry abuse, like you completely forgot the entire history of labor since the industrial revolution and always kicking me out for watching porn on the computers
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My mate has a good scam. He goes to the counter with a six pack of beer, offers it to the chick to scan with just the barcode on a single can rather than the barcode on the plastic stuff holding the six pack together. Most of the time he ends up just paying for a single can of beer instead of the whole six pack. Pretty pro
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Sep 3, 2014 11:41
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Johnny Aztec posted:Sounds more like you hosed over the cashier.
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Eindyin posted:My mate has a good scam. He goes to the counter with a six pack of beer, offers it to the chick to scan with just the barcode on a single can rather than the barcode on the plastic stuff holding the six pack together. Most of the time he ends up just paying for a single can of beer instead of the whole six pack. Pretty pro haha your friend must specifically target cashiers with downs syndrome because i can't see that working often
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