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Daimo posted:No cat would rest near the vacuum. thats probably one of those things fat fucks need not to die at night
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:nah it's pretty much true; the only way to get it from cats is the cat would have to take a dump and it would have to still be warm and you'd press your fingers in it and proceed to eat the cat faeces uh oh, i think i'm in trouble
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its a good thing this thread isn't called 'wake up your pussy'
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 Not so much waking them up, but I'd figured I'd toss it up anyway.
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SaltLick posted:that is one hosed up looking cat Breakin the rules with flamboyant posts
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rolling my mouse wheel sounds like a cat purring. weird.
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Alright, I woke 'em up. They didn't care.
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pathetic little tramp posted:I would love to wake up my cat, but I had to decide to let him sleep forever today because the neighbours poisoned him. You're gonna burn their house down right? Anyway, my cat is old so I'm gonna let her sleep but I woke up my roommate's fat dumb pillowcat instead. 
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pathetic little tramp posted:I would love to wake up my cat, but I had to decide to let him sleep forever today because the neighbours poisoned him. I live in PA so it depends on your state but someone near me just got a year in prison for doing this. Report those fuckers.
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your cat's fur is all matted and scaley and green
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Splatmaster posted:Alright, I woke 'em up. They didn't care. i hope you have some kind of actual job taking care of cats
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I checked and yes ole Chibs is in his usual spot, an old beat up armchair in the spare room. He spends the good part of most days curled up there. He looked less than impressed to have been disturbed at first  then he waits for a reason for me to have woken him and, sadly, I had no reason but to laugh at him.  sorry there ole Chibbers, you lazy orange catloaf. Well he's nearly ten, how old is that in cat years? I guess he has an excuse for his inactivity.
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i dont have a cat so i woke myself up to the real and very serious threat ISIS presents to world security
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Stoat posted:i dont have a cat so i woke myself up to the real and very serious threat ISIS presents to world security
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Robo Reagan posted:i hope you have some kind of actual job taking care of cats Domestic Feline Wrangler.
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my cats awake op
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Whorelord posted:my cats awake op Please apologize for me Overnight the protests got worse. A confused group of ISIS members joined the PETA protesters in beheading my neighbor. Once they beheaded her cat though, all hell broke loose.  That's what's keeping me from leaving my driveway. I am so sorry I asked people to wake up their cats. Please as others have said just let them sleep and take pictures when they choose to wake up.
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i woke up my cat for you OP   it didnt really work
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Fandyien posted:i woke up my cat for you OP Very nice cat, mine actually drew blood on my nose today when we were playing. I think he was mad that I started this thread. 
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i don't actually own a cat, but one of the neighbors' cat hangs out on our porch every once in a while. she was chillin out there today: anyone know what kind of cat this is?  she always spreads it wide open for me too  she was already awake from the door opening before i snapped these, sorry
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I believe that is a Frankenstein cat, no doubt sewn together from various cat corpses and animated via electrical current. Is your neighbor a scientist? Lives in a castle?
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I don't know waht any of my neighbors do, so possibly. I don't even know which neighbor the cat belongs to, but I think she likes our place better.
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Melmac posted:I live in PA so it depends on your state but someone near me just got a year in prison for doing this. Report those fuckers. Oh it's already been reported. The police have collected evidence and I have a security camera that caught the whole thing. They're apparently arresting him tomorrow and it looks like in California he's facing a year in prison plus a 20,000$ fine.
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she doesn't normally look this evil he's just a bad photographer I swear also I feel u all should know she is sleeping atop a basket filled with all of hers and bears toys like a greedy cat slut. ps good cattes itt, more oranges pls
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pathetic little tramp posted:Oh it's already been reported. The police have collected evidence and I have a security camera that caught the whole thing. They're apparently arresting him tomorrow and it looks like in California he's facing a year in prison plus a 20,000$ fine. Wait.... this is real?
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Nothing to see here, move along human.
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Prescription Combs posted:Nothing to see here, move along human. Another tuxedo cat 
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