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Actually like a couple of days ago but I'm prepared to answer questions.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:45 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:07 |
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are you still allowed in SeaWorld?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:45 |
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was it good
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:45 |
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What's his name
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:45 |
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mookface posted:What's his name plumper fuckbus posted:hows your rear end in a top hat lol
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:46 |
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hows your rear end in a top hat lol
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:46 |
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THS posted:was it good Awesome.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:46 |
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VikingSkull posted:are you still allowed in SeaWorld? lol totally.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:46 |
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VikingSkull posted:are you still allowed in SeaWorld?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:47 |
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It was like a week long thing too.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:48 |
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How long did you last?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:48 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:How long did you last? redshirt posted:It was like a week long thing too.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:49 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:How long did you last? Literally minutes.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:50 |
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redshirt posted:It was like a week long thing too. And then they started to smell I know that game
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:50 |
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you're fuckin lyin
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:50 |
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I read the thread title and instantly though of the song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:51 |
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Im hopin she's preggers.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:52 |
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pixaal posted:I read the thread title and instantly though of the song. unironically same
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:52 |
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redshirt posted:It was like a week long thing too.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:52 |
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Approximately how many positions did you sex in?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:52 |
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did you put your ding-ding in her hoohah?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:53 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Approximately how many positions did you sex in? there's more than two?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:53 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Approximately how many positions did you sex in? Like, lots. It was a whole week.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:54 |
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:56 |
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It's funny. I have only had "real" sex with one girl. It was a mutual attraction and neither wanted anything for it, just sex with each other. Every other woman since the 11th grade has been a sex worker. My orgasm don't even feel good anymore. I just do it, because I am a (relatively) young man, and I feel like I am supposed to have "sex". But it's not real sex. I have forgotten what it feels like to make love.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 02:58 |
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fuckin buzzkillington
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:02 |
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Party Next Door posted:It's funny. I have only had "real" sex with one girl. It was a mutual attraction and neither wanted anything for it, just sex with each other. Every other woman since the 11th grade has been a sex worker. My orgasm don't even feel good anymore. I just do it, because I am a (relatively) young man, and I feel like I am supposed to have "sex". But it's not real sex. I have forgotten what it feels like to make love. go on
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:02 |
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Party Next Door posted:It's funny. I have only had "real" sex with one girl. It was a mutual attraction and neither wanted anything for it, just sex with each other. Every other woman since the 11th grade has been a sex worker. My orgasm don't even feel good anymore. I just do it, because I am a (relatively) young man, and I feel like I am supposed to have "sex". But it's not real sex. I have forgotten what it feels like to make love. craigslist
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:03 |
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mookface posted:go on I haven't had a girlfriend in nearly ten years. I would lie to myself and say it didn't bother but it does. I have missed out on a decade of emotional development and relating to woman. I have no idea how to be in a relationship with a woman. I will be thirty in a few years and don't know how to kiss, or unhook a bra strap.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:04 |
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Party Next Door posted:I haven't had a girlfriend in nearly ten years. I would lie to myself and say it didn't bother but it does. I have missed out on a decade of emotional development and relating to woman. I have no idea how to be in a relationship with a woman. I will be thirty in a few years and don't know how to kiss, or unhook a bra strap. get swole
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:05 |
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:craigslist I have tried that. One was a fat middle aged lady where I couldn't get hard, and the other was a cuckold couple and I couldn't get hard because the guy was staring at me.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:05 |
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seriously craigslist go get you something broken
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:06 |
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you have to lvoe yourself before you can love someone else friend
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:06 |
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Party Next Door posted:I haven't had a girlfriend in nearly ten years. I would lie to myself and say it didn't bother but it does. I have missed out on a decade of emotional development and relating to woman. I have no idea how to be in a relationship with a woman. I will be thirty in a few years and don't know how to kiss, or unhook a bra strap. you should totally just keep loving hookers and thinking about your paralyzing social anxiety. I think that is the best way to get things sorted out. Oh yea, also go onto a forum full of depraved assholes and vent about your problems too that should clean your life up in a fuckin jiffaroo!
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:07 |
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I don't believe op
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:07 |
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Party Next Door posted:I have tried that. One was a fat middle aged lady where I couldn't get hard, and the other was a cuckold couple and I couldn't get hard because the guy was staring at me. maybe you need to feel a sense of power and total control to get hard
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:09 |
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mookface posted:maybe you need to feel a sense of power and total control to get hard why does every thread have to be about rape?
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:09 |
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Party Next Door posted:I have tried that. One was a fat middle aged lady where I couldn't get hard, and the other was a cuckold couple and I couldn't get hard because the guy was staring at me. wow. that's just sad. I mean, I got to be a sad loving bastard during my divorce, but goddamn. get a big dog, take it to the park, and let it drag your rear end around for some cardio (you probably fat gently caress) for a few months. also dogs are women magnets. and being in your 30s, single, with no kids, is kinda loving awesome as hell, you're missing out. or just do drugs.
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:09 |
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when? exactly? so i can picture what i was doing
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 03:09 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:07 |
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pics or it didn't happen!! ha ha ha
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