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congratulation, op. nothing to add but i also hope to have sex with a man in the future
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The last time I attempted to have random person sex I was very drunk and could not get it up. Her vagina didn't look that good either so I said 'lol I'm drunk this ain't happening' then passed out. Never saw her again. Seriously, trying with all your might to get hard then feebly attempting to put your flaccid penis in a geener is the most awkward thing.
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Kyrie eleison posted:also having sex isn't impressive in its own right. most sex is really, really loving boring and dull and uninteresting. totally unnoteworthy. oh boy i used somebody else's body to cum and made them cum. wow. that's really interesting poo poo. if you don't get it much its a pretty big deal
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im gonna have sex tonight and its going to be very naughty
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How did it feel when u cum op, was it good? I bet it felt good.
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Perhaps this belongs in this thread OP? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3662449 Congrats though on your copulation
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Sep 3, 2014 18:09
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Kyrie eleison posted:also having sex isn't impressive in its own right. most sex is really, really loving boring and dull and uninteresting. totally unnoteworthy. oh boy i used somebody else's body to cum and made them cum. wow. that's really interesting poo poo. You should try sex. It's fun!
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Sep 4, 2014 02:30
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Lichy posted:this is the best part of life Then it ends when u propose
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Nuts and Gum posted:How did it feel when u cum op, was it good? I bet it felt good. I was more interested in her pleasure.
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Kyrie eleison posted:also having sex isn't impressive in its own right. most sex is really, really loving boring and dull and uninteresting. totally unnoteworthy. oh boy i used somebody else's body to cum and made them cum. wow. that's really interesting poo poo. lol nobody wants to have sex with a hardcore catholic troon
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Sep 4, 2014 02:37
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Op, have you ever made love
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Darth123123 posted:Op, have you ever made love I think so. What are the signs?
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Sep 4, 2014 02:45
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redshirt posted:I think so. Buying stuff after
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Sep 4, 2014 02:48
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What color are your sheets?
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What color is your wallpaper?
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Zombie Boat posted:What color are your sheets? I have multiple beds. And multiple sheets. There were some red sheets involved though. But we tried all the beds and - AND, goons - outside on a blanket.
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Sep 4, 2014 02:50
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What is outside?
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Darth123123 posted:Buying stuff after Hell yes then. I bought her a 12 pack of Moxie.
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Zombie Boat posted:What is outside? loving nature! Can you believe that poo poo! The sun was shining and the birds were chirping and there we were. Doin' it.
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darkwing cuck posted:lol nobody wants to have sex with a hardcore catholic troon your mother did
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op u a base head, y is your shirt red?
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redshirt posted:loving nature! Can you believe that poo poo! The sun was shining and the birds were chirping and there we were. Doin' it. One time when I was having sex on the beach a bunch of families showed up looking for sea turtle babies and I guess they were being really quiet or we were that oblivious but we didn't know they were there until they were shining flashlights on us. Also, once when I was having sex in the woods a mouse crawled up my fur boot while I was on my knees. Another time I ended up with a tick in my hair after getting hosed against a tree. I have like only a 60% success rate with outdoor sex, I can't in good faith recommend it.
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If you're going to insist on loving in nature at least bring a blanket and spray some Deep Woods OFF on your dick.
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Tell us about the other 40
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Trixie Hardcore posted:One time when I was having sex on the beach a bunch of families showed up looking for sea turtle babies and I guess they were being really quiet or we were that oblivious but we didn't know they were there until they were shining flashlights on us. Also, once when I was having sex in the woods a mouse crawled up my fur boot while I was on my knees. Another time I ended up with a tick in my hair after getting hosed against a tree. I have like only a 60% success rate with outdoor sex, I can't in good faith recommend it. Thanks for dropping some real talk. I anticipated all these concerns and had prepared the outdoor site well ahead of time. Including a thin air mattress beneath the large blanket. We started with a picnic with wine and cheese and weed and....
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Trixie Hardcore posted:If you're going to insist on loving in nature at least bring a blanket and spray some Deep Woods OFF on your dick. I was/am concerned about bug spray in pussies. I bet it causes lots of health issues for the baby.
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Phil Niekro posted:congratulation, op. Thanks for the kind words, and best of luck to your pursuit of dick. If everyone hosed like a lot more, the world would know peace.
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Izumi Konata posted:op u a base head, y is your shirt red? I don't know what this question means, but yes, right now I am wearing a red shirt.
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what is sex? does anyone really know...?
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redshirt posted:I don't know what this question means, but yes, right now I am wearing a red shirt. whoa same irl 4 real
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redshirt posted:I was/am concerned about bug spray in pussies. I bet it causes lots of health issues for the baby. Lifehack: spray your dick with Deep Woods OFF to prevent full term pregnancies. lonesomedwarf posted:what is sex? does anyone really know...? I know and I'm willing to teach you but you're not gonna like it.
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lonesomedwarf posted:whoa same irl 4 real 
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Lifehack: spray your dick with Deep Woods OFF to prevent full term pregnancies. For the first time in my life, I'm hoping she's preggers. Is that bad of me? I feel like it should be bad, but drat it, I love the girl. She'd get an abortion though, for sure.
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redshirt posted:For the first time in my life, I'm hoping she's preggers. Is that bad of me? I feel like it should be bad, but drat it, I love the girl. As long as you didn't trick your seed into her it's not bad to hope a lady has your baby, imho (in my horny opinion).
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Darth123123 posted:Buying stuff after that's funny yo
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Trixie Hardcore posted:As long as you didn't trick your seed into her it's not bad to hope a lady has your baby, imho (in my horny opinion). No trickery, but there was a lot of alcohol and I bet she'd consider it a mistake/bad decision. She's not that into me, alas. But why would she be? She's like International beauty and has sex all over the world. I'm just some other dude, and not very interesting compared to the Italians or Germans.
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dont sell your self short man! maybe she had to wlak away cuz her vag hurt from all that pounding the greatest pounding delivered by man and it was too much
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The Royal Scrub posted:dont sell your self short man! maybe she had to wlak away cuz her vag hurt from all that pounding No I mean she straight up said she wasn't into me but would have sex, but wants to be friends. I got friendzoned while having a week of sex.
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redshirt posted:No I mean she straight up said she wasn't into me but would have sex, but wants to be friends. i just broke up with a girl, i tried to get her to just be friends (with or without sex) but she said no because she thought i misled her. but thats not how i see it because originally it was fresh and new and mysterious and i thought it had the potential to be a Thing but then after dating a bit i realized it would not be.
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